LOLVogue: I Can Haz Locayshun Shewt? (Plus Contest!)

Even though the November issue of Vogue » 10/27/08 4:00pm 10/27/08 4:00pm has a lovely fashion spread featuring , it was too busy to LOL. On the other hand, the "Chill Factor" spread, inspired by global warming and vacations (no, really) was almost too to LOL: How many times can we see an expressionless moddle on a beige background, jumping? Even…

Kate Moss For TopShop Looks Great On... Kate Moss

As you may have heard, Kate Moss's last line for TopShop sold out instantly and is largely credited for the chain's strong bad-times performance. And looking at her new holiday collection, well, it does look pretty awesome. MAYBE BECAUSE KATE MOSS IS MODELING IT. Accordingly, it was necessary to rate the following… » 10/27/08 1:30pm 10/27/08 1:30pm

LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)

Someone was smoking some really strong shit when they came up with the Burning-Man-esque "Natural High" photo shoot in the October issue of Vogue » 9/30/08 2:00pm 9/30/08 2:00pm. Three lithe, billy goat-ish moddles are on a rocky landscape, under a blazing sun, wearing huge shaggy , and the magazine calls it "beastly beauty." Add "hooflike heels"…

LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

The September issue of Vogue » 8/14/08 3:40pm 8/14/08 3:40pm has a "2-For-1 Special" photo spread, shot in a supermarket by Steven Meisel and starring Amber Valetta and Kirsty Hume. The story is supposedly about dual-toned sheaths, but just like everything else this fall, it's about ! The retro housewife aesthetic. (Remember when Betty slapped the…

LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid

The May issue of Vogue is really weird. From the RoboGwyneth cover and interior spread (do Vogue readers care a whit about Iron Man?) to the fact that Smallville's Tom Welling (???) is in a photo shoot, it's all kinds of creeptastic. This has something to do with the fact that this month, The Costume Institute's… » 5/01/08 1:00pm 5/01/08 1:00pm