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    What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    That was confusing! They found me alright, but combined me with about 6 other people. I like the way they distilled my existence, though: "Anti-SocialSocialite is a Freelance Writer and Event Planner."
    I guess that about sums it up.
    *Back to that article about being 22. What a woeful age!*
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    Totes bull - it can't find a digital trace of me and I've got 5 pages on google.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    08/20/09

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    Mine was all me, but can someone explain what was up with the "illegal" category?
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    mine says I'm 50% smarm, 20% glitter and 30% chocolate..
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    08/20/09

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    I bet the "sports" portion of Anna Wintour's persona is due to her love of pretty boy tennis players.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/20/09

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    This whole thing left me feeling 2% religious, 6% frosting, 22% unsure, and eleventy twelve percent WTF.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @morninggloria: I was 1% hmmmmmm and 99% WTF.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    Are we sure they didn't just de-frag some computers???
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    Image of Maggita Maggita
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    I expected Glenn Beck's to be 99.99% agression with just a hint of politics.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @Maggita: But you forgot to leave room for 'pathetic windbag weasel'.
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    Image of mirrorghost mirrorghost
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    jesus' political section is pretty small...tell that to all the right-wing nutjobs using christianity as an excuse for half the bigoted shit they use to try to influence the law.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    08/20/09

    @mirrorghost: He's also missing quite a bit of religion as well.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/20/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: But surprisingly his medical area isn't larger. What else does someone call a miracle cure?
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    Image of mirrorghost mirrorghost
    08/20/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew:

    true, though it's one of the larger areas...along with books and family. and it's not overly large.
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    Image of dummyfakeroller dummyfakeroller
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    My work computer won't let it work. I'm going to assume that means I'm a super spy that the internet has difficulty categorizing.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/20/09

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    My result is mega-skewed by the woman on the other side of the country who shares my name. Yes, I've google-trolled her before.

    Obviously it helps if you're famous or uniquely named.
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    08/20/09

    @Skellatrix: Ha, I have the same problem. Apparently the Chicago-based lighting designer who shares my name has more of an internet presence than I do.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    08/20/09

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    Algorithm schmalgorithm. The color strips appear when you pee on the stick and it tells you how many of your 15 minutes you have left.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @andBegorrah: I nominate you to slip in a stall with Heidi and a stick. I really want to know how much longer the world has to suffer.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    A large portion of mine was "aggression". Huh.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    08/20/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): So was mine. I'm not really sure what that means.
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    Image of siandt siandt
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    My online persona indicates that I am about thirty percent illegal and a quarter legal. The rest is news and committees and politics. Oh, high profile jury duty, dominating my online presence.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/20/09

    In reply to What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
    I tried to do Mimi Roth, but the program just called my computer fat until it stopped working.
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