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    You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress

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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Megan, I'm sure you're not noticing this, seeing as I'm commenting hours and hours afterwards, but Howard Dean once sort of spoke to me in a speech.

    It was quite thrilling.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    I want to see more from Megan's Brain. Perhaps it could have a regular feature, such as:

    Synapse Judgment: Images directly from Megan's REM states. (What was Sarah Palin wearing?)

    Crap Pheromones from a Dude: Megan's Brain analyzes stinky, yet sexy aromas of guys on the subway.

    Pot Neurology: This is Megan's Brain on drugs. Any questions?
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Very, very late to the party today, but nothing about the secret Christian cabal that is apparently at the very heart and center of the various sex scandals we're dealing with lately? That shit's fucked up! "The Family" -- not that that sounds like the MOB, or anything!

    Also (I haven't learned yet how to make a paragraph break in this new system but consider this a paragraph break): Really, if people masturbated more, and lied less, the world would be a much, much better place. Palin included. Maybe especially Palin!
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Megan, it seems you could get some use out of this: http://www.sadtrombone.com/
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Yeah, Palin made $200k per year and she allegedly had $500k in legal bills. But she wasn't paying those bills anyway. She has an entire legal defense fund chock full of donations from the starbursters to cover those costs.
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    07/10/09

    @funnyface: And for a source, this is from the transcript of Countdown last night. Margaret Carlson of "The Week" said: "I spoke with John Cole (ph), who started—founded, the legal defense fund for Sarah Palin in Alaska. And he says that most of her private legal bills that arose as a result of the children‘s travel, the per diem, trooper-gate, were paid for out of those legal defense funds. So, she really doesn‘t have out of pocket legal defenses—I mean, legal expenses."
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    07/10/09

    @funnyface: and if she really have that much in legal bills, selling some of the 150k worth of clothing she obtained during the presidential campaign would go a long way towards paying down that debt!
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Wow, that Weekly Standard article on Palin's resignation made my head hurt. I never knew you could fit so many starbursts into one article. My favorite part though is when she explains that she resigned on the eve of the 4th of July because she cares about Alaska's freedom. Not because, you know, it was a long holiday weekend and she'd hoped that people would be too distracted to care/notice.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    I'm pretty sure that affairs are more about ego, transgression, vanity and midlife crisis than just poking your dick in a hole or masturbating.
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    07/10/09

    @bowleserised: In my experience, affairs are more about loneliness and wanting attention than about sex. I mean, the sex part is probably fun, but all my friends who have had affairs (which is surprisingly a LOT) have said that they'd RATHER get that attention from their spouse. When that doesn't happen, they look elsewhere.
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    07/10/09

    @spamanda: Exactly. I think it's a little reductive to say that masturbation would cure all.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Can we go back to talking about the protests in Iran? They're still going on and everything. "No, because Michael Jackson died and Mark Sanford got laid."



    This demonstrates absolutely everything that the media is and it's so disheartening. On the other hand, it was rather hilarious to listen to the news last night when they were talking about Burris. "His spokesman said he would hold a press conference on Friday and make a statement there.....buuut we can already confirm he won't be running again." Alas, no more constant stream of Burris wandering about DC under a shelter of umbrellas.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    I am officially thrilled that I am not the only one that has dirty thoughts about Howard Dean. They mostly come at night...mostly.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Oooooh now I'm having dirty thoughts about you having dirty thoughts about Howard Dean. I am sure my dirty thoughts will inspire other dirty thoughts and we'll just be having a weird little thought-off.
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    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: I totally want to play doctor with Dr. Dean.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    This morning I was all, woot! It's Friday, chilling at my desk drinking a cup of coffee, maxing AND relaxing. Then what do I read about online? Dick Cheney masturbating. Megan, you need to have a strongly worded chat with your brain.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Hey Roland Burris - you can't run for re-election since you were never elected.

    Megan: If you actually watch Pinky and the Brain my crush on you will get out of hand. My wife is going to be mad.
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    07/10/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: Hey, get your own crush!
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    07/10/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain...
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    07/10/09

    @Megan: "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

    "The same thing we do every night, Pinky -- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
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    07/10/09

    @HarpMadness: Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
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    07/10/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Pinky, I sometimes wonder why I keep you around.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    the avatar choice is brillz, megan.

    i think the world really would be better if there was more masturbation... think about where sanford would be!
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Ahhhh the Bank of Mom. I know it well. Of course, my branch only offers its services for car repairs and the occasional round of groceries, but hey- we can't all be high-ranking politicians!
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    07/10/09

    @LindsayC: dissertations are overrated.: Next time you're a little short, just remind your mom that she's lucky she's NOT paying off your married lover's family. I plan on it.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    If you're Doug Hampton, there's just no way out of this that doesn't make you look a) like a money-grubbing hanger-on or b) impotent. Perhaps he could do Cialis ads?
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    07/10/09

    @NefariousNewt: i think you need to seem virile for those. perhaps viagra?
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    07/10/09

    In reply to You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
    Dick Cheney doesn't need to masturbate, so much as STFU. Jon Stewart got him good last night, complaining about Obama's withdrawal plan from Iraq's cities, a plan authored by... George Bush.
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