File this under: "the worst thing you've ever goddamn heard." An Oklahoma teenager allegedly raped and molested children at a Kenyan orphanage while volunteering on a mission trip. If true: Worst Human Alive.

People have been trying for years to come up with a sexier name than "Missionary Position," and for some reason it never takes. Maybe because the mish itself has gotten the reputation for dullsville beginner's sex. Until now?