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We tend to focus on the assholes and their Missdemeanors, but sometimes it's nice to give props. So thanks Patrick Greene for fighting the good fight. [Dallas Morning News]Naomi Campbell Has "Pancake Bosoms," Rihanna Has "Saucer Nips" And Kristin Cavallari "Ruins" Pictures By Wearing A Bra
Missdemeanors
Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live In A Concentration Camp
Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A "Global Whore"
Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A Beard"
"[Alli Sims] Is So Fuckin' Doughy You Wouldn't Be Surprised If You Walked In On Britney Trying To Eat Her Leg"
"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "
"You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A Load In Paris Hilton."
Lily Allen Is "Tubby And Party-Hat Nippled"
"Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"
"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"
"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"
"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"
"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"
"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"
"Not Even Her Milky Tits Can Hide The Fact That She's Almost The Size Of A Small Minivan"
"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"
"George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"
Ali Lohan Should "Replace Her Toothbrush With A Penis"
"Almost Any Girl With A Dick In Her Mouth Could Be Mistaken For Lindsay Lohan"