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    Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    She's aiming that at her mother in the front row - count on it.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    "I have a grenade in this basket. do not FUCKING make me use it."
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    To be fair, I alway had the same death-glare for my mom when she volunteered me to bring the gifts up at church.
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    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    It's a little "Children of the Corn"....
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    'I'm NOT smiling with my eyes!'
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    Okay, a 5 year old is more fierce than me. sigh.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    You were a Brownie. You were a Girl-Scout cookie. I brought you to a Chuck E. Cheese party and what's my thanks? It's on the bouncy castle. I got paid in puke!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/25/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I think I just inspired myself. Heathers: The Kindergarten Years sounds like a bulletproof concept to me.
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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    I'd like to hire her to be my flower girl.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    The moment after this shot was taken she wheeled around on the brunette, pulled a shiv from her Easter basket and stuck her in the kidneys.


    "I told that bish I was wearing yellow!

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    ... hopes Bimbo means something else in Italian with her eyes.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    "Bitch, I stole yo' basket."
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    Exerts the force...
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    You know she is all like 'fuck wearing yellow bunnies, I eat those bitches for brunch.'
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    I think she's looking at her brother. Her eyes say, "Don't you even fucking dare take the Cadbury egg out of my basket!"
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    06/25/09

    In reply to Future ANTM Contestant __________s With Her Eyes
    Also: this event is called the "Pitti Immagine Bimbo ," heh.
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    Image of foodandshoes foodandshoes
    06/25/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: it means child in Italian
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    06/25/09

    @foodandshoes: I know...bad joke I guess! :(
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