So, the 2013 Miss Universe pageant ended last night with Miss Venezuela being crowned Supreme Monarch of the Universe, but that wasn't really the highlight, judging from this picture of Miss USA Erin Brady dressed in the Optimus Prime costume your 8-year-old brain could never quite conceptualize.
Miss USA Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America
Apparently the National Costume Competition of the Miss Universe Pageant is largely a crash course in cultural stereotypes. While some contestants donned more traditional clothing from their home countries, others created extravagant costumes roughly inspired by their heritage. And Miss USA showcased two of the most…
Behold the Miss Korea Pageant in All Its Surgically Modified Glory
One of the many women who received heat online for having undergone plastic surgery has won the Miss Korea beauty pageant; Yoo Ye-bin, a 21 year old college student, will go on to compete to be Miss Universe next week.
Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark Underbelly of the Miss USA Pageant
Ashleigh Blake never dreamed of becoming a beauty queen. The 21-year-old amateur model and part-time tutor fantasized about being a movie star or the next Glee triple threat, and posted her resume on the casting networking site GotCast in hopes that Hollywood might call. But when a recruitment associate for Miss…
Miss USA Is Now Miss Universe
Olivia Culpo has been crowned Miss Universe; it's the first time in 15 years that a Miss USA has taken home the tiara. Mascara! Everywhere!
Miss Universe Organizer Says Pageant Is So Not Rigged
After claiming to have witnessed someone else witness evidence that this year's Miss USA pageant was merely a choose your own adventure book in which all the endings are exactly the same, former Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin is facing accusations of pageantry defamation and some pseudo legal trouble.
Miss Universe Wisely Decides to Allow Transgender Women Into Their Pageants
In what is a major step forward for transgender women looking to live out the pageant queen's dream, the Miss Universe Organization announced today that they will officially change their rules to allow transgender contestants to into their pageants. That means they'll not only be allowed to compete for Miss Universe,…
Miss Universe Evening Gowns, For The Classy Crotch Shot
Risqué. Sexy. Fits like a glove! Look at that leg! These were the phrases used to describe the Miss Universe Pageant finalists during the evening gown portion of last night's competition. Among them, a dress so sheer it took a lot of pleading in order for it to be approved for competition by pageant officials.
Remember When Lady Gaga Performed During The Miss Universe Swimsuit Competition?
No? Because it totally happened. She was just a new kind of weirdly dressed pop star and not the international juggernaut she is today! Let's travel back to 2008, a year when we first heard her single "Just Dance." A year she performed the song as all of the Miss Universe contestants strutted down the catwalk in…
Mexican Beauty On Display In Shanghai
[Shanghai, October 24: Miss Universe 2010 Ximena Navarrete of Mexico looks at the original self-portrait of Mexican painter Frida Kahlo at the Mexico Pavilion in the Shanghai Expo site. Image via AP.]
Was Miss Australia Sabotaged?
Australia's Jesinta Campbell claims that one of her Miss Universe competitors "booby-trapped an outfit by sticking pins in delicate places." To add insult to injury, it was her "National Dress" costume!
Miss Universe Is Like, OMG You Guys
[Las Vegas, August 23. Miss Mexico 2010, Jimena Navarrete, reacts as she is crowned the 2010 Miss Universe by former title-holder Stefania Fernandez. Image via Getty.]
Miss Universe Contestants Pose Topless, Feminists Rejoice
Miss Universe contestants recently posed topless, covered in body paint. Naturally, some people are quite upset. But I happen to think this is a good thing.
Miss Universe Attempts To Compensate For Its Past
Could it be that the Miss Universe empire really does favor about beauty over brains?
Standing/Ovation
[Tokyo, March 9. Image via Getty]
Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban
- Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

