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    Image of notwhoyouthoughtiwas notwhoyouthoughtiwas
    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    Whenever my mother hears about women with long fingernails, she only has one question. When they go to the bathroom, how do they wipe?
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment notwhoyouthoughtiwas was starred notwhoyouthoughtiwas was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    @notwhoyouthoughtiwas: Better question--do they use tampons?
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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    Am I the only one who really and truly wants a break from bickering about ridiculous things like health care and gay marriage? And I say ridiculous because it really doesn't matter what anyone says, I don't understand why someone would be against either. Why, why, why? I feel like I'm at wits end as far as arguing/having a conversation about it. I'm ready to say to people who are anti-health care reform, "You're selfish. End of story." And to people who are anti-gay marriage, "Get over yourself." Seriously, I'm past the point of eloquence. :(
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    Ailatan promoted this comment dj_chick was starred dj_chick was unstarred
    Image of Laulau Laulau
    09/03/09

    @dj_chick: I just cut people out of my life who are against either. No joke. This, unfortunately, is not making any changes in policy.
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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    09/03/09

    @Laulau: I'm sure it cuts down on stress though! I've tried to do the same... but you can only avoid your siblings so much. :)

    I'm just mentally exhausted from it. A week of vacation from work AND the internet might be just the thing I need. The weekend can't get here soon enough!
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    ok, so the Australian study regarding HPV and breast cancer really upsets me. the past 3 generations of woman on my mother's side have had breast cancer, and she just tested positive for the "breast cancer gene" BRAC. which means I am more than likely to test positive. AND i've had HPV since college. guess i'll go ahead and plan for a masectomy. not sure who I direct this to but, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    I can barely keep my nails long enough to open things wrapped in plastic... they always get brittle at some point and/or I get frustrated with them and chop them all off. I cannot imagine 30 years and nearly 3 feet.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    That’s it. *I* want to start gathering signatures to put to a vote something that in no way affects me but could make other people miserable.

    Who has ideas? What should we ruin for someone? What group should we target? The possibilities are endless…
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I want to ban all live broadcasts of baseball games!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I want to ban all live broadcasts of baseball games!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I was thinking maybe the eating of lobster. I do not care for lobster, so why should anyone eat it?
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    09/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: HOW COULD YOU!
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    Dodgergirl was starred Dodgergirl was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: My petition is called "Send Carrie Prejean Somewhere Else. And also, Fox and Friends."
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't like purple underpants, so no one should be able to wear them. I'm sorry, that's just what my religion teaches me, and I have no agency or ability to questions its teachings.
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    09/03/09

    @Dodgergirl: Well I am sorry but if it is that important to you then just shell out the money to see the games yourself! You're taking away the meaning for those who DID pay to go see the game as it happens! Your TV is stealing the meaning from millions of Americans. And you call yourself a Dodgers' fan...
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    @Maritsa: It's Adam and EVE not Adam and PURPLE UNDERWEAR! And John the Baptist wore animal fur underwear. And King David didn't even WEAR underwear as he pranced drunkenly through the streets of Jerusalem before the Ark of the Covenant. So, clearly, the Bible shows us that purple underwear is NOT okay by God.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't like mustard. When people around me eat mustard, I am FORCED to taste mustard, too, and it ruins the sanctity of my hot dog. BAN MUSTARD!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: An excellent point. Televised games destroy the sanctity of baseball. Baseball is between a man and his overpriced Yankees ticket.

    @Dodgergirl: Good point. Besides, everyone knows yellow is the Devil's color.
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    Image of missteenwordpower missteenwordpower
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I think mushrooms are pretty unacceptable. Let's not only ban them, but pretend they don't exist.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    @missteenwordpower: They could be Godly celery stalks if they prayed hard enough...
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: When other people wear purple underwear it makes MY underwear less important!
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    09/03/09

    @missteenwordpower: Let's consign them to the fiery pits of hell.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/03/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): If that includes Megan Fox, then I am in!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/03/09

    @CurtCole: I am sensing a lot of fox hate here. NOT ALL FOXES ARE LIKE THEM!!

    :(
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/03/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): see, I don't know if that's the kind of legislation that I'm talking about... that law would just make everyone's lives better, even the aforementioned Fox and Friends/Prejean/Megan Fox, etc. Their lives would be improved if they just... went away... somewhere.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    Blowing up a condom until it bursts sounds like a really good way to pass out.
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    Image of SharadaJebber SharadaJebber
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "You know why I did the rocks? They're spiritual. I wanted to bring nature in.."

    -the beginner druggie's mantra.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Brad saying "Oh my god, is that my boyfriend?" made me LOL for like way too long. It was He-fucking-larious.
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I don't know much about David Cassidy or that story, but I guarantee that would also be my dad's reaction and it wouldn't be creepy! The pops is a liberal guy, slightly behind the times in that he still thinks it would be revolutionary in some ways. He'd be all, "right on, I dig it."
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    mfnher promoted this comment elliebean was starred elliebean was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/28/09

    @elliebean: Yeah, I was expecting something much creepier, given that he's the offspring of Jack Cassidy, the creepiest guy ever.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/28/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Creepiest thing about David Cassidy is not about him, but that I know someone who is a serious Cassidy family stalker. At one time, she was convinced that David secretly impregnated her in her sleep, and told her husband to have sex with her right away so she wouldn't find out. Yes, dead serious. I do believe the younger Cassidy (not Shawn) has a restraining order out on her. It's creepy. I told her to knock off the shenanigans, but I don't believe for one second she has.
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    08/28/09

    @TildeMarks: Whoa, that is seriously bizarre and fascinating. Does she exhibit other delusional behavior? Was she a teenager when the Cassidys were considered the hotness?
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/28/09

    @suck_it_monkeys approves the hell out of this comment: Yes, they were considered the hotness in her 'day'. Other delusions, well, yeah, there is other bizareness for sure. I usually call her on her shit. One example is she tends to talk under her breath (but rather loudly and without understanding that other people can hear her) about coworkers. I told her to knock it the heck off...people can hear you. She said it made her life better, as she learned to keep it in her head not in her mouth....haha. I think she has a friend who eggs on the 'stalkiness' for fun, saying a mysterious man called while she was out and it could have been 'him'. They may be equally crazy. I have no idea. It's an adventure at every visit.
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    Image of foodandshoes foodandshoes
    08/29/09

    @elliebean: Yeah, I got more of a "Good for you, dear" vibe than a "Goody, I get to watch" creepiness. A healthy dose of parental "If you're happy, I'm happy."
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment foodandshoes was starred foodandshoes was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/29/09

    @TildeMarks: You do understand that your friend's mentally ill, right? I mean, haha and everything, but telling her to "knock it off" is unlikely to work on ideas of reference.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I also can write five songs in a day. None of them are any good but I can do it.
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    HOARD.

    Agreed. It's awful. My worst word is MOIST. ewwww.
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    dirtybee promoted this comment elliebean was starred elliebean was unstarred
    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    08/28/09

    @elliebean: Reminds me of that once scene in Black Sheep when Chris Farley and David Spade get stoned driving a cop car, and they keep repeating "RO-ADD...ROOOAD...that's a funny word..."

    I miss Chris Farley :(
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/28/09

    @elliebean: My worst word is also 'moist!' The sound of it grosses me out and I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
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    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Wedlock or Deadlock is real?! Now that I know it exists, I can't believe it took humankind so long to come up with it.
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    Image of smashingBumpkin smashingBumpkin
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "I kissed a girl and dad liked it,
    the taste of her cherry chapstick.
    I kissed a girl just to try it,
    I'm glad my old man didn't mind it."
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Edited by smashingBumpkin at 08/28/09 4:15 PM smashingBumpkin was starred smashingBumpkin was unstarred
    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I cannot be the only one with a serious case of the giggles at the rocks scattered atop the toilet ... all I can think is POO NUGGETS!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/28/09

    @pear.shaped.Sara: Haha! Me too! Dry, crusty poo nuggets.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/28/09

    @pear.shaped.Sara: I have to agree with both of you that it is an unfortunate decorating choice.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/28/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    The Otev competition with Casey rapping was lame. But seeing Michele slip trying to get up that ramp and crashing almost every time was priceless.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    08/28/09

    @sassyredhead: Ha. Yes! Every time she slid down and fell on her ass she'd do that grunt. So cute. God, I hope her or Kevin win.
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