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    The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    I would like to thank this article for making me hungry for the first time in 4 days. I have had the flu and loathed the idea of food. Now I want a soy dog with the works or a veggie corn dog.
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    Holy hell, check out the source for the original Cosmo article: the "Neurological Director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation." How does anyone with that title hand someone his business card with a straight face?
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    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    THE MYSTERIES OF MY LIFE ARE SOLVED.


    Thank god. I know now what I did not before.

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    Wait, my husband likes relish. It's not even a choice. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK WITHOUT COSMO'S ADVICE! I'm getting a divorce and finding someone who is more easy to analyze.
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    Image of Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    I would like to point out that anyone who likes ketchup on their hotdog is a) a minion of Satan and b) obviously not from Chicago.


    Six years into marriage and I'm still trying to break my husband of that unholy habit.

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    rocky road, ftw!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    Chili, no beans, mustard onions and cheese. The perfect hot dog!
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    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    And I'm sure it's just the angle but shouldn't Ali L's waist be at least as big around as her head?


    Shopped? NO!

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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    Also, OH MY GOD THAT IS THE WORST PHOTOSHOP EVER. It's like they slipped and lopped off a huge chunk of her side. I'm afraid "having a giant head" is going to be the next trend.
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    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    I don't like mystery meat in my realtionship.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    I find myself wanting hotdogs. And....toenail clippings....? Thanks, tscheese!!!


    *vom*

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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    is it weird that the one my boyfriend likes EXACTLY DESCRIBES him? it was kind of eerie.
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    Image of oxidizedalexis oxidizedalexis
    01/12/09

    @mistress of ULTRAPRISON!: Why would that be weird? Don't you know that hot dog psychology was created by Cosmo's in-house team of Nobel-Prize-winning neuroscientists and psychologists?!
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    01/12/09

    @oxidizedalexis: stop it, stop it, i haz a sad now.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    If hot dogs are the kind of meat you and your boyfriend spend time thinking about, I think your relationship is doomed anyways.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    With "the works":


    You live in Chicago and am embarrassed to have it any other way, lest you run the risk of being banned from consuming hot dogs in the city ever again.

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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    01/12/09

    In reply to The Cosmo Misery Quiz: How Hot Dogs Can Predict The Future Of Your Relationship
    I'd like to note that it does not have a char-grilled with mustard and onion rings topped with a ladle-full of hot cheese-like-substance option.


    Obviously Cosmo and I are not meant to be compatible.

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