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    Cat Says: F#¢k Off.

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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08/30/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    I see the look on that cat's face, and I fear my own is about to be detached from my skull.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    this guy:

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    Okay, Australian Man, but if your cat starts saying "gun" or "kill" or "they're all out to get you," you'll tell us that too, right?
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    Image of fishlikesequins fishlikesequins
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.

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    Image of fishlikesequins fishlikesequins
    08/28/09

    @fishlikesequins: ack, you guys! how do i get rid of that crap underneath?
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/28/09

    @fishlikesequins: looks like dangling code to me!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/28/09


    @fishlikesequins:
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/28/09

    @BabyJane: Crap. Too big. Click on it.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/28/09

    @BabyJane: Totally worth the extra step.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    MomFoibles' one cat can say "MAU" and it sounds exactly like Gary from Spongebob Squarepants. It's the most doleful sound, like he's just given up on everyone. Which is fitting, since he's really quite an asshole. The other cat, a girl, just constantly beeps. That's the only way I can describe it. Beep! Beeep!! Beep? Beeeep? So no actual talking. I guess they're idiots.
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    I want to hear a cat say prick. That would be epic. I might have to train my cat to say other excellent Australasian swear words, like bugger.
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    Image of BitchyD BitchyD
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    I smell another Michigan J. Frog here.
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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    My two bunnies make emphatic huffing noises that sound really disapproving. Obviously they are watching too much news.
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    Image of Mishegoss Mishegoss
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    I knew this cat that used to holler "Noooo" in this super eerie voice whenever his owner, Melanie, insisted on giving him a bath. Every once in a while, the ghoulish cry of anguish would ring through the neighborhood and we'd all laugh.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/28/09

    @Mishegoss: My kitty wails "Nooooo!" right before she horks up a hairball. I always feel terrible for her.
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    My cat can't TELL me to f*ck off, but she can certainly communicate it.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Edited by KiddyKat at 08/28/09 6:08 PM KiddyKat was starred KiddyKat was unstarred
    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    True story: my dearly departed cat used to call to us with a cry that sounded like "hello? hello?" in a bad Japanese accent.

    He was a shelter cat we got as an adult, so we figured he was just quirky.

    But then we had kids and the cat changed his cry to something that he saw was much more reliable if he wanted me to come running: he started to holler "Mom!" just like the other little manipulative beasties in the house.

    Honestly, if I was far enough away, I couldn't tell the difference.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/28/09

    @KLondike5: This story just makes me laugh and laugh!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/28/09

    @KLondike5: Like this?
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    08/28/09

    @cuteasabutton: I started watching this, and a second later my roommate called out our cat's name, convinced it was her.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/28/09

    @cuteasabutton: OMG - you should see my kitchen seething with my siamese boys - they are quite interested.
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    08/28/09

    @cuteasabutton: That was very similar to my furry boy's interpretation of "hello", but he was more "Herrrrro? Herrrrro?" I guess he was just more sarcastic than Tiggy. Figures - he was a bit of a hipster.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    If this is Mischief, I'm pretty sure he was saying "f-k why?" when this picture was taken.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    This is brilliant.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/28/09

    @cuteasabutton: It's freaking my cat out!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/28/09

    @BlondeGoddess:
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/28/09

    @BlondeGoddess: One of mine just shot me a look that said "I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/28/09

    @cuteasabutton: Awww, my kitty is really confused now and searching for all these talking kitties behind my computer. Which makes me feel bad because now I think she feels lonely and needs a friend.
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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    08/29/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Mine too. Prosper does NOT LIKE THIS.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    08/28/09

    In reply to Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
    Holy f--ck, it's a cat in a tub!

    My husband bathes our cat regularly, despite my lectures that teh kitties can clean themselves. I have to admit, I watched the process once and it was pretty funny.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/28/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: I had one cat who loved the tub, the others - not so much, and I still have the scars to prove it.
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    Image of beetlemier beetlemier
    08/28/09

    @BabyJane: Yesterday when I bathed my two cats, they didn't have to say a word. The looks, cries, and curling into balls clearly communicated:

    "You are an asshole. Fuck you, now we look like rats. We are totally going to eat the dog's food and crap all over our room. Oh, and enjoy the cup of water we drank from. After cleaning each other's butts."

    It sounded like hissing, but I know what was really up man, I know.
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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    08/29/09

    @beetlemier: I wish I could de-pink this for you, I laughed so hard.
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    Image of beetlemier beetlemier
    09/08/09

    @Her Grace: Thank you so much! That means a lot especially with the auditioning process!
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    Image of greensno greensno
    12/03/08

    In reply to PETA Pimps Coffins • World's Oldest Cat Turns 125
    want doctor who to remain male for the sole purpose of having nerdy eye candy.

    UNLESS, they do something interesting with the companion.
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    Image of spectralwolf is a tricksy she-devil spectralwolf is a tricksy she-devil
    12/03/08

    @greensno: Yeah I think the doctor should be male, his appearance changes as he regenerates but his basic biology is always the same, if they were to go female I think they would have to write it well to avoid it seeming annoying and tokenistic.
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    Image of beccamb beccamb
    12/03/08

    @spectralwolf: i really think they could pull it off (stephen moffat is head writer now, after all). plus what's to say that the companion can't be the eye candy: can I get a CAPTAIN JACK up in here?


    other female scifi icons are (i think) few and far between, but epic win goes to Captain Janeway.


    i am a HUGE nerd.

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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    12/04/08

    @beccamb: You totes just pressed all my nerd buttons there!
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