[Yeah, that's right. A Mischa Barton reality show. Hopefully titled Welcome To The OC, Bitch. Los Angeles, November 17. Image via INFDaily.]

Jenn Sterger, Brett Favre's alleged sexting victim, will have a cameo in the film Don't Fade Away with Mischa Barton, Ryan Kwanten, and Ja Rule. She also has a small part in the upcoming horror movie The Tenant.

The 1st Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic Los Angeles brought out the stars — Rachel Zoe, Minnie Driver, Mischa Barton — and the retro threads. But with them, came the crazy....

• Orlando Bloom and Charlize Theron are the new faces of Uniqlo. Bloom is practically as adept in front of the camera as his wife, while Theron drives an old Citroen and looks attractively wistful in her video. [Nicola Formichetti]

• Katy Perry's music video with Elmo has been pulled and will not air on Sesame Street after all.

[St.-Tropez, August 11: Barton inhales. Image via INFDaily.]

• Angelina Jolie continues to get asked about Shiloh, but patiently schools fools who think she's forcing the little girl to be a boy. Today she says:

• Charlie Sheen is due in court today and his lawyer says he'll plead guilty to misdemeanor assault against Brooke Mueller. However thanks to a plea deal, he won't serve any time.

• Kate Winslet has reportedly been spending time with model Louis Dowler. According to a source: "They've been on lots of dates and get on really well. It's early days for them but they enjoy each other's company." [NewsOfTheWorld]

[West Hollywood, July 6. Image via Splash.]

[Cannes, May 20. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• "I was asked recently by a significant magazine for women over 40 to pose with a cougar, and I refused to do it because I felt it was insulting. They took away the cover." Cattrall finds the term sexist. [Extra]

[Barcelona, May 18. Image via Getty]

[Los Angeles, May 8. Image via x17.]

• Charlie Sheen's lawyers are trying to work out a plea deal with the D.A. in his domestic assault case, and want him to get jail time, not two years probation. Why? Charlie can't stay out of trouble for that long.

• Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham are looking extraordinarily unlike themselves, even by the debased standards of airbrushed celebrity pictures, in these print ads for some LG phone. [SB]

[Los Angeles, April 13. Image via X17.

• Guess who is being called "unlucky in love again"? Jennifer Aniston, of course. That's because Gerard Butler has been spotted looking "lovey-dovey" with a "French beauty" named Laurie Cholewa.

• Michael Lohan won't have to introduce Lindsay Lohan to his fiancée Kate Major — Back in 2007 she was Lindsay's assistant/close friend. Kate even picked Lindsay up from rehab, but Linds dropped her when she started getting close to Michael.

• Sandra Bullock has allegedly decided to divorce Jesse James.