Kim Tweets Booty Shot, Kanye's Like, 'Hold On I'm Coming Home'

The modern-day lyrical ode is a sensual picture taken with a camera phone and then shared on Twitter. I can state it definitively. As proof of this: Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture of her butt to, like, millions of people — but mostly to Kanye West, her boyfriend and the father of her child. It was the most romantic… » 10/17/13 9:12am 10/17/13 9:12am

Terry Richardson Is the Creepiest and Wealthiest Photographer Around…

Saturday Night Live passed us by without any new developments in the Miley Cyrus/Sinéad O'Connor feud, but there's still some tangential Miley Cyrus news to report because the celebrity news cycle is a relentless wood chipper and we are all Gaear Grimsrud: Terry Richardson, your favorite creepy celebrity photographer,… » 10/06/13 11:30am 10/06/13 11:30am

Mischa Barton Says 'Nah' to O.C. Reunion Because She Hates Joy

Uuuuuuuuugh, whyyyyeeeeeeee? When asked about whether or not she'd be down to dust off the old drop-waist jersey sun dress and platform 'flops for an O.C. reunion, Mischa Barton replied that it just didn't "feel right." DOES TUBING DOWN A LAZY RIVER OF MY TEARS FEEL RIGHT, MISCHA!? IS THAT WHAT FEELS RIGHT??? » 8/12/13 8:00pm 8/12/13 8:00pm

Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest. As in, … » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am

Jessica Biel Can Only Feel Good About Clothes Now That She's Married,…

Before Jessica Biel became a married lady, every morning she hesitantly donned an overly-starched uniform with a name-patch that read "Please Be My Husband" on it. But now that she's got a ring on it, she can rock ANY outfit she wants! At least, according to her friend and stylist. » 2/23/13 11:30am 2/23/13 11:30am

Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: "You are… » 11/06/12 9:00am 11/06/12 9:00am

Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source. » 8/10/12 9:00am 8/10/12 9:00am

Noel Gallagher Chooses the Wrong O.C. Character to Star in His New…

Remember on The O.C. when Marissa overdosed in Tijuana or that other time when she shot and killed Ryan's brother Trey or anytime she was onscreen ever and all you wanted was for her to get the fuck out of there so you could see what was happening with Seth and Summer? Well, Noel Gallagher's new music video for… » 6/21/12 6:20pm 6/21/12 6:20pm

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and "Kim… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

Madonna's Ditching Kabbalah For A New Weird Religion

Madonna, noted Kabbalah enthusiast, has a new religion! Now she's (allegedly) into Opus Dei, the organization that was part of an international conspiracy in The Da Vinci Code. Her Madgesty spent 90 minutes at the Opus Dei center in London, and seems to be interested in the theology of Opus Dei, which teaches "universal … » 4/18/11 9:00am 4/18/11 9:00am