Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we can’t believe it’s only Wednesday because, good Lord, so much has happened in the gossip world since Monday morning. This week, JonBenét is in the news again, Meg Ryan is in the news again, Miranda Lambert is in the news again, and Kate Middleton is pregnant again.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we try to write about the tabloids but get distracted by Kanye West tweets and Wikipedia updates that claim Wiz Khalifa is dead. This week, Katie and Jamie are 100% happening, Matthew Perry is 100% on drugs, and Miranda Lambert is 100% getting revenge on Blake Shelton.

At first glance, Miranda Lambert’s Twitter page is nothing special. She has 5.5 million followers. She’s following 234 people. She’s tweeted a little more than 3,000 times. Look at it.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and buy Star, In Touch, OK, Life & Style, and Playboy (for a certain unnamed coworker who was interested in seeing what the magazine’s final nude issue was like), hand the friendly cashier our money (wow, Playboy is expensive!), and say, “Yes, absolutely,”…

Miranda Lambert has a lot to say about her divorce from Blake Shelton in her new Cosmopolitan interview. Some of it has already been covered, but THANK GOD there’s more!

Happy Black Friday, everyone! While Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are deep in the throes of their new romance and reptilian cult, you may be wondering, “What’s going on with Miranda Lambert?” The singer has finally opened up about her divorce from Shelton in an upcoming cover story issue for Cosmopolitan. “Marriage…

The things we feared most have already come true. First, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s newly minted coupledom has taken over all of this week’s Dirt Bags. Even worse, the two have written a country song together. A source revealed to People the tune is a mid-tempo country ballad “telling a lover to leave a…

Ring the alarm! Miranda Lambert did the impossible last night: she made the red carpet of the CMAs exciting! The former Mrs. Blake Shelton showed up rocking (countrying?) a pink hairdo that many believe is a direct throwback to Gwen Stefani’s look from 1999.

A woman calling herself “Brenda” could possibly be going to prison after she admitted to hacking Miranda Lambert’s email and selling the contents of the country star’s messages to tabloids, bringing more and more information about Lambert’s alleged cheating on ex-husband Blake Shelton to light. But it turns out that a…

Miranda Lambert and Shania Twain—queens of country music, past and present—shared an embrace backstage at Twain’s “Rock This Country” tour. “Girls night, love seeing you!”, Twain captioned the Instagram photo. Though there’s enough country drama in the photo to fill an entire album (see our own Kate Dries’ excellent…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and…

Despite accusations of affairs on both sides, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton continue to tweet at one another like everything is entirely normal. Yesterday, Lambert mocked rumors that she was pregnant, tweeting a picture of Shelton with a baby stroller: “@blakeshelton I knew it...you WERE pregnant! This calls for a…

Following Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton’s divorce announcement, musician Cady Groves—who allegedly had a month-long affair with Shelton a few years ago—has taken to Twitter to air out her pain and heartache about an unnamed person who rejected her love. Good timing!

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton have broken up. Whether you saw that one coming or not, what’s done is done—except when it comes to Miranda’s musical career. As is the case with the best country musicians, Lambert should have some great tracks to offer up in the relative near future.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go out to dinner with our best friends Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert the day before they announce their divorce and listen to them make passive aggressive comments about each other’s orders like, “I thought you only ate meat when you were on tour with someone else?” and “The…

On Monday, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert announced they had filed for divorce. That’s a Tammy Wynette song. On Tuesday, insiders claimed Lambert was at fault, and that cheated on Shelton with two different dudes. That’s a Hank Williams song. Today, sources are claiming Lambert is completely innocent and that…

After being dragged into Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton’s divorce drama, country singer Chris Young has released a statement claiming that he and Lambert never engaged in an extramarital affair.

Now that the world has begun spinning again after screeching to a halt with the news of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s divorce yesterday, the tabloids are all attempting to figure out what the hell happened. What drove them apart? Who drove them apart? People has published a history of their marriage troubles as…

Country music power couple Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s divorce is expected to be finalized on Monday, according to TMZ. Shelton reportedly filed in Oklahoma.

It’s 85 degrees out as dusk lowers itself onto downtown Nashville. A breeze slowly wends its way through the crowd, roaming around the hordes of young women in short-shorts, every article of clothing possible covered in fringe, perfectly curled hair rolling down their backs, blindingly white grins open wide as they…