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    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    We will know when the Spawn of Speidi comes, for the skies will blacken, locusts will fall, and the rivers will run red as if with blood.
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    If Spencer and Heidi spawned, I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for: the kid, or the world. Posing for Playboy is one thing. If that's what floats your boat, go ahead, flaunt what you've got. The unforgivable thing is PASSING COPIES OF THE ISSUE OUT WHEREVER YOU GO. Just...can't we call our congress people? Our mayors? Can't someone find a law that prevents the two of them from producing offspring? Hey, President Obama: here's a bill you can pass that everyone, even the right-wing crazies, could agree on!
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment HighSchoolFearleader was starred HighSchoolFearleader was unstarred
    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    TLC put a roof on the heads of the Gosselin kids? So they're load bearing children?
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    Image of Atomic Bowling Atomic Bowling
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    Yeesh, tabloids, leave the poor Jackson kids alone! And for the record, I see a strong resemblance between Blanket and Michael and very little resemblance between Blanket and Macauley Culkin. But, even if there were a resemblance, Michael is still the only father Blanket ever knew, so it's kind of cruel and messed up to speculate so publicly about the identity of his biological father. I doubt he really understands now, and I doubt he'll appreciate it in the future.
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    girlnamedblue promoted this comment Atomic Bowling was starred Atomic Bowling was unstarred
    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    This is probably harping on an issue, but LOOK AT THIS. HOW can anyone question this child's parentage?
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    Edited by stoprobbers at 08/31/09 12:08 PM stoprobbers was starred stoprobbers was unstarred
    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    08/31/09

    @stoprobbers: Hey, where did my picture go? Hmm, I'll try again.
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    Edited by stoprobbers at 08/31/09 12:08 PM stoprobbers was starred stoprobbers was unstarred
    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    08/31/09


    @stoprobbers: Oh, for fuck's sake I'll just upload it.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/31/09

    In reply to Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
    I don't think "secret sales" is anything new.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/31/09

    In reply to Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
    Re Bee Schaffer wanting to be a lawyer and working in theater...

    I come from a family of lawyers and actors: the differences between the personalities it takes to be in either profession are slight.
     Reply
    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/31/09

    In reply to Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
    hahahahaha. Yes Grace, having an appetite is HILARIOUS.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/31/09

    @bluebears: Oh those models! Eating pies! Being hungry! I am amused.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/31/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: She thinks she's people!
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    A movie about rival ballerinas? With Nataie Portman??!?!? And here I thought that Center Stage would stand as the best of the genre.

    SIGN. ME. UP.
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    08/31/09

    @LaMorena: Right??? Does Natalie Portman starring mean it's going to be an attempt at a SERIOUS dance competition movie?? Because that sounds even more hilarious than Step Up 2: The Streets.
     Reply
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    I don't disagree that Sean Connery should by rights win the Worst Movie Accent of All Time Award... but I think it should be for his work as an American with a Scottish brogue in Marnie.
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    Image of Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
    08/31/09

    @Wit is periodically disensouled: I would nominate Brad Pitt in the Devil's Own, myself.
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    Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch was starred Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch was unstarred
    Image of nora charles nora charles
    08/31/09

    @Wit is periodically disensouled: Have they seen Mary Poppins?
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    nora charles was starred nora charles was unstarred
    Image of Experiment626 Experiment626
    08/31/09

    @nora charles: oi don't know wot you're talkin' bout.
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment Experiment626 was starred Experiment626 was unstarred
    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    I love amber tamblyn - and the work she does for Planned Parenthood is real - like lobbying on the Hill real.
     Reply
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    Jane Lynch is a BAMF. That is all.
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    I don't know if Heidi has enough of her original parts remaining to successfully replicate a human. If she somehow were able to become pregnant, she'd probably give birth to a fully formed Baby Rollerblades instead of a real infant.
     Reply
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    Image of KatyLou KatyLou
    08/31/09

    @morninggloria: Does Baby Rollerblades grow up to be Lil' Miss Makeup?
     Reply
    morninggloria promoted this comment KatyLou was starred KatyLou was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/31/09

    @KatyLou: If she takes after her mother. If she takes after her father, she'll grow up to be that baby that for real shits its pants.
     Reply
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    Are the Pussycat Dolls dunzo?

    I can tell it is going to be a good day already.
     Reply
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    08/31/09

    In reply to Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
    Jane Lynch is my favorite "actress I see everywhere but whose name I didn't know until last week." She is so, so hilarious on Party Down.
     Reply
    Yahtzii promoted this comment Edited by ytuhermanotambien at 08/31/09 9:57 AM ytuhermanotambien was starred ytuhermanotambien was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/31/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: Party Down is the BEST! She is a scene stealer there, too.
     Reply
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    08/31/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: love her, LOVE party down.
     Reply
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