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    Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already

    The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It

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    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    How complicated can it possibly be to design leggings? The fit doesn't change much, and then all there is to do is strategically rip and metallicize them. Voila! Lindsay's "pants."
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    Steve Madden increased its profits by increasing its prices... Have you seen how much more expensive their shoes are lately?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    Didn't Lindsay go platinum blonde yesterday?

    And is she too lazy to design her leggings herself these days? (or to wear them, obvsly)
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    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    At a certain frequency of repetition: I love you for this perfect description of why the words "squirrel" and "ceiling" fascinate me.
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    In other news: I'm having a hard time reading anything on this page because there's this huge Joan Rivers roast ad, and she looks younger than the Pantsless One.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    Haute couture (French for "high sewing" or "high dressmaking"; pronounced [oːt kutyʁ]) refers to the creation of exclusive custom-fitted clothing. Haute couture is made to order for a specific customer, and it is usually made from high-quality, expensive fabric and sewn with extreme attention to detail and finish, often using time-consuming, hand-executed techniques.

    Used to describe a liquid, I think the word "couture" loses ALL meaning.

    I hope the fragrance bubble bursts soon. Who BUYS these scents anyway to keep the industry thinking it should be churning them out??
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Edited by JerseyGrrrl at 07/31/09 11:46 AM JerseyGrrrl was starred JerseyGrrrl was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    Juicy thinks that if you repeat something, it becomes better.

    Juicy Couture: Crappy tacky sweatpants with ass words
    Juicy Couture Couture: Fancy leg coverings with pithy wisdom for you to sit on and ponder

    I wonder if it will work with other undesirable things?

    Rush: Conservative talking head / Gollum
    Rush Rush: Song by Paula Abdul

    Dubya: Moron Ex-President
    Dubya Dubya Dubya: Gateway to the internets, which Al Gore invented

    Birther: Illiterate wingnut
    Birther Birther: Illiterate wingnut

    I guess it doesn't work for everything.
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    Edited by BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) at 07/31/09 11:43 AM BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    What? Sevin Nyne doesn't already make spray on pants?
    Or is this simply how she is justifying her disdain for trousers?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    If I designed leggings for Lindsay, I'd make them flesh colored with erratically spray-tanned orange splotches all over them, just like her actual legs appear in the picture above. I will call them the "Don't drink and spray" leggings.
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    07/31/09

    @Mary McCarthyite:

    i gather that spay was just a typo, but man did i LOL at the idea.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/31/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: One's hair & legs should not be the same electrified color.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    07/31/09

    @emilielaine: Yes, typo! That made me laugh too.
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    07/31/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Well, now we know that the drapes match the chair legs.
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    07/31/09

    In reply to Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
    Isn't it hard to design leggings for someone who so clearly eschews pants?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/31/09

    @LucyRed: That's it! Invisible leggings! No one will know you have them on!
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/31/09

    @NefariousNewt: It worked for the tailors in The Emperor's New Clothes.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/31/09

    @LucyRed: Rip-away Velcro.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/05/09

    In reply to The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
    Why are they killing off the best feature on Jezebel?? Are they trying to turn this into TMZ??
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    01/03/09

    In reply to The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
    Unfortunately I had surgery yesterday and was unable to crap with the rest of you, but I'd like to say, belatedly, that CH was my favorite feature of 2008. Many thanks to Moe & Megan, the guest commentators, & the commenters for educating me through snark, wit, and occasionally jackassery.


    Love you guys.

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    Image of Ascendo_tuum Ascendo_tuum
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
    Boo-urns.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
    Bye CH... I miss you already....
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
    I obviously managed to miss (or be in denial about) an announcement about the demise of Crappy Hour, but I am so sorry to discover that this is it's last day. This is a great feature, and often my first source of interesting and important news -- and Megan's analysis is often the only way I can make sense of a particular disaster.


    So: A) Fuck you, Gawker powers that be, because you're really not very wise, and B) Thank you Megan, and all of the other contributors (Moe, I miss you!) to the Hour, for all the smarts and all the laughs.


    This is not a good time in history for people who like words strung together intelligently, is it?

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
    Dear Crappy Hour,


    I know I've been a crappy fan these past few months. But between all the work stress and the three hour time difference, I just never got a chance to give you the attention you deserve. I've been missing you, and now I'll miss you even more knowing your not there.


    -Lymed

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    Image of aspiringexpatriate aspiringexpatriate
    01/02/09

    @Lymed: The three hour time difference really is a killer.
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