Rick Santorum's Three Primary Wins Last Night: Hilarious or Terrifying?

Rick Santorum came out on top in Minnesota, Missouri, and Colorado's primary contests last night. If you ask Rick Santorum, this means that it's time to start carving out a Rick Santorum-shaped ass groove in the Oval Office's desk chair. But if you ask anyone who isn't Rick Santorum or a cable news analyst, this… » 2/08/12 1:00pm 2/08/12 1:00pm