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    Image of andromache andromache
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    I think she's udderly fabulous.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    You cares what she thinks? It's a cow's opinion...it's moo.
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    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    The SWAT team is having a cow!
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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    Hey lady? I don't know what kind of newfangled cows you've got in France, but those aren't exactly bovine udders you've got there...
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    LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was starred LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    Damnit! I asked my friend to stay indoors when she wears her "I've gone off the wagon" ensemble.


     Reply
    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    Ugh, she's totally milking this.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: I think it's safe to say she's not the cream of the crop.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: I udderly agree.
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    VirginiaDentata was starred VirginiaDentata was unstarred
    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: I feel like she's teet-ering on the edge of insanity.
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    sympathyforthebasementcat was starred sympathyforthebasementcat was unstarred
    Image of deeemer deeemer
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: I don't think it's the breast idea to be running around like this.
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    deeemer was starred deeemer was unstarred
    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: Except for the guy over her left arm, the cops seem to just want her to moove along.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: Tits totally ridiculous, that's for sure. She's putting herself in a pretty dairy situation, too.
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/14/09

    @BabyJane: I don't know, if we took a poll, it might be half & half.
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    save jinger was starred save jinger was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/14/09

    @save jinger: Cud you poll them again, please?
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    07/14/09

    @morninggloria: I'm finding this conversation totally lactating.
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    NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred
    Image of DuckDuckGoose DuckDuckGoose
    07/14/09

    @BabyJane: The outfit is a little cheesey. (Whey? Whey!)
     Reply
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    No, I'm sorry. Until you've peed on someone's lawn, it doesn't count as Cowsuit Crazy. Try harder.
     Reply
    A Small Turnip was starred A Small Turnip was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/14/09


    @A Small Turnip:
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    07/14/09

    @BabyJane: Five foot six of purest loony. Beautiful.



    Cowsuit Crazy: UR DOIN IT RITE, LADY.
     Reply
    A Small Turnip was starred A Small Turnip was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    Udderly hilarious.
     Reply
    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    What. The. Fuck. The caption makes it all clear, but having this show up contextless on the front page really threw me.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/14/09

    In reply to Don't Have A Cow
    We were in Colmar, just south of there last week. Kind of glad I missed the festivities.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    05/04/09

    In reply to Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
    Are we to conclude that MTV's demographic only saw "The Dark Night," "High School Musical 3," "Twilight," and "Slumdog Millionaire" this year?
     Reply
    Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was starred Lin-Z [linguist on duty] was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    05/04/09

    In reply to Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
    The fact that Bruce Springsteen will most likely lose out to mother-fing Paramore makes my heart hurt.
     Reply
    hfree was starred hfree was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/04/09

    In reply to Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
    So, I'm guessing that the MTV programming from now until May 31st will be back to back specials about how amazing, influential, and brilliant past MTVMAs were. Expect to see Adam Sandler joshing about making out with Keanu Reeves daily.


    This is why I no longer watch MTV.

     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of LocalStMary LocalStMary
    05/04/09

    In reply to Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
    I call Shenanigans. Patterson, you are high aren't you?
    Those go beyond bedroom eyes.
     Reply
    LocalStMary was starred LocalStMary was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    05/04/09

    @LocalStMary: That was my first thought, too.
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    05/04/09

    In reply to Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
    I know I posted this in the OT last night, but I think it's relevant here.


    I just wanted to see how he looked with shorter hair (I know, weird in itself) and kinda got carried away with the photo editing:

     Reply
    cwisto moweina has got yer goat was starred cwisto moweina has got yer goat was unstarred
    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    05/04/09

    @cwisto moweina has got yer goat: how could you not vote for this hunk of sparklin love?
     Reply
    cwisto moweina has got yer goat was starred cwisto moweina has got yer goat was unstarred
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