Miley Cyrus and Her Nipples Are Having An OK 420
Miley Cyrus celebrated 4/20 by posting a photo of herself wearing the same Joan Jett pasties she’s had on for two days. The singer was sure to call out every notable item in the image with the caption “<3 Happy 420 <3 #stillinjoanpasties #studio #goodstarttodabestdayofdayear.” Happy holidays, Miley!
Actor Who Played Gilbert Blythe in Anne of Green Gables Has Died
Jonathan Crombie—best known as Gilbert Blythe from the Anne of Green Gables series—has died. The forty-eight-year-old actor suffered a brain hemorrhage and passed away on Wednesday. A very sad day for all Anne enthusiasts; console yourself by watching the 1984 mini-series (again, for the 40th time), calling your bosom…
Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend Spotted Cheating On Her With Some Rando
"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead," Miley Cyrus once sang while singing Adele to her dog, and never has that sentiment rung truer than this past weekend, when her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger—son of Arnold, a true and faithful man—was spotted doing body shots off some rando's stomach in…
Jay Z Thinks Chris Brown's Baby Drama Is 'Karma'
Last Tuesday, news leaked that Chris Brown was the father of a 9-month-old daughter and now, less than a full week later, things are already turning ugly: Brown, according to TMZ, will be taking Nia Guzman, the baby's mother, to family court because he believes she's selling stories about him to the press. Adding…
Miley Cyrus Should and Probably Will Do a Country Album
Miley Cyrus's musical and literal roots are in country/rock music (ahem, godmother Dolly Parton and dad Billy Rae Cyrus), so it wasn't much of a surprise to see her cover Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" during SNL's 40th anniversary special this weekend. But the degree to which she killed it, displaying…
Madonna Channels...A Matador? During Her Grammys Performance
After being introduced by a high-as-fuck Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj, Madonna's #REBELHEART half-heartedly beat during the Grammys. Sure, she met all her marks and managed to not be impaled by the 100 horned men surrounding her while performing her song "Living For Love." But call me when she does more than one song.…
Taylor Swift Finally Shows Belly Button, Proves She's Human
Taylor Swift's mysterious belly button has been revealed! After years of hiding her belly button from an eager public, Swift took to Instagram and finally laid ugly belly button-related rumors to rest. Swift posted a photo of herself and obligatory girlfriends wearing bikinis in Maui. Sorry belly button truths, Tay is…
Chris Brown's Probation Temporarily Revoked Over Nightclub Shootings
Chris Brown's probation has been temporarily revoked. His probation officer cited his presence at two recent nightclub shootings and other offenses. The most recent of the shootings happened last Sunday in San Jose while Brown was performing on stage. An earlier shooting happened last August while Brown was…
'Humble' Kenya Moore Enraged That Lupita Wouldn't Take a Pic With Her
Stumbling off course during the swampy haze of a Golden Globes after-party, Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o was unfortunate enough to encounter Bravo strega Kenya Moore. "Take a picture with me," Kenya cackled, but Lupita said no, because she had heard tale/seen episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and knew that…
Naya Rivera Says White People Shower a Lot More Than Ethnic People
Naya Rivera, the undisputed Queen of Saying and Doing Bizarre Shit to Get Press, said in an interview today that showering every day is "for white people."

