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    Miley Cyrus: Gift Rap

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    Talking About Beyoncé's Shaving Habits Is The Pits

    • Okay, so they're saying Beyoncé had a little armpit hair at the Cadillac Records premiere. 1) Who cares? 2) Can you even see it? [Mirror]
    • A reader points out you can barely see Beyoncé's pit hair in Perez's pictures, though on TMZ, her pits seem especially hirsute. Photoshop of horrors? [Perez Hilton, TMZ]
    • Surely when Kanye West said that Beyoncé is "just as great, if not greater, than artists we had in the past. She’s probably greater than Tina Turner," he had not seen this. [Perez Hilton]
    • Tina Turner put on a show in New York right after being hospitalized for having a very high fever. Amazing. [Page Six]
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    9:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
    By Dodai
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    Most discussed hortense: Twilight's Kristen Stewart will play Joan Jett in biopic The Runaways. Do we approve of this casting? NO. more »

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    Miley Cyrus: A Bicycle Built For Coo

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    That Was Quick: Madonna Is Single Again

    • Madonna is divorced. A judge ruled on "Ciccone, M.L. v. Ritchie, G.S." today and the case was a "quickie," an uncontested divorce. Neither Madonna nor Guy Ritchie attended the hearing, which lasted barely a minute. Her Madgesty is single again! Think she'll get hitched to A-Rod? [Yahoo News]
    • Oh snap! Madonna just had drinks with her first ex-husband, Sean Penn. [Page Six]
    • A source says don't believe what you read about Guy being a gentleman and not taking a penny from Madge. He's getting a "huge pay day." [Perez Hilton]
    • Friends of Madonna's are not surprised that the divorce went through so quickly. "It’s not fair to Guy, to the kids, to drag it out for any reason," says a source. [MSNBC]
    • Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy last night, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yeah, Bronx. And yeah: Mowgli. Urban Decay Jungle Book Wentz. [People]
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    9:00 AM on Fri Nov 21 2008
    By Dodai
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    Most discussed skittlbrau: Re: Simpson-Wentz baby. You two idiots better prepare a trust fund for all of the therapy your kid is going to more »

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    Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea

    • In her new documentary, in addition to all the stuff about Groundhog Day, Britney Spears also talks about Kevin Federline: "I think I married for the wrong reasons. Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of [marriage and] everything." Knowing is half the battle! [Perez Hilton, NY Daily News]
    • Watch promos for Britney's documentary. In one, she says, "I… look back and I think, I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?" [Perez Hilton]
    • Someone else says of Valkyrie: "The film just isn’t a thriller at all. It’s a bunch of white guys in Nazi uniforms." And yes, Tom has an American accent. [MSNBC]
    • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: on the rocks. Last night in London, LL danced with her ex, Calum Best, whom Moe used to call Calum Worst. Anyways, Sam was pissed and stormed off in a huff. Lindsay was seen with tears in her eyes. Sniff. [The Sun]
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    9:00 AM on Wed Nov 19 2008
    By Dodai
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    Most discussed tscheese: Agh! Photoshop of HADES! Who is that poor cartoon CGI lady with the giant cartoon gumdrop superimposed in a new more »

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    Britney Says Her New Life Is Worse Than Jail

    • Britney Spears's comeback includes a stop at NBC’s Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony on December 3. Will she perform? Will she push the button and light the tree? Will she ice skate? So many questions. [MSNBC]
    • Wait a minute: In this report, Britney says her new life sucks! "There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day. […] I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening." B-but- you're doing so well! [The Sun]
    • Brit's new CD leaked all over the internet yesterday, probably deliberately. Fans dig it. [The Sun]
    • Barack Obama's barber in Chicago says the President-Elect doesn't mind having gray hair. "It's not like he has a head full of gray hair," says Zariff, who only goes by one name. "It's just a few gray hairs, so it's nothing to get excited about." Oh! And Zariff might visit DC! "I said, 'I'm going with you' [if you win]," Zariff told Obama. His reply? "Absolutely. I'm not changing barbers, man." [Us]
    • Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had a romantic candlelight dinner. It's so on. [People]
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    9:00 AM on Tue Nov 18 2008
    By Dodai
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    Most discussed AthertonMerriweather: Britney's going to go crazy again. Sadness :( more »

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    Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead

    • Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" It's all a lie and has since been pulled down. [Perez Hilton]
    • Prince goes door-to-door in LA to preach the word of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Ahem. [Page Six]
    • Jessica Alba is delighted by motherhood: "Everything is cute, everything is fun," say says, "including the explosive diarrhea — the best ever." Ew, sounds… shitty. [UPI]
    • Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split; she's back in London, alone and he may want to get back with his wife, Rosetta. Who will Sienna date next? [Daily Mail]
    • Wanda Sykes was at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday; she told the crowd: "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives." But, Sykes said, Prop 8 made her feel like she was being attacked. "Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." [Breitbart]
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    9:00 AM on Mon Nov 17 2008
    By Dodai
    6,514 views, 118 comments

    Most discussed LGFrog: S Gwkr sys tht rnn Hffngtn wll b sbbng fr Rchl Mddw tnght. My ntl rctn ws "wwwww". m more »