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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    05:14 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it.
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    01:07 AM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so that us heteros don't make a mockery, yet again, out of the sanctity of marriage?
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    12:32 AM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now Eli Roth . . . I just always get that inkling feeling in the back of my mind that there'd be a whole lot more hulabaloo if the same things were reported about celebrity women.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    02:47 AM

    @cand86: Mark Wahlberg, too.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    It is absurd to me that Kanye West is considered worse than Glenn Beck in any way, for any reason. This list is number one on my stupid lists list.
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    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: S'ok. Glenn Beck's gotten the Worst Person in the World from Keith Olbermann, and that's what really counts.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: It's from FailBlog, so, in keeping with their style, I think it's more going for "biggest fuckup" not "biggest fuck."
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    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Kanye may be an ass, and Taylor didn't deserve to have her speech ruined. But I don't remember anyone getting pissed off when Tim Commerford (sp?) from Rage bumrushed Limp Bizkit's show. Or when Adam Yauch interrupted REM. Is it because they interrupted men? Because they're white and Kanye isn't (probably not the case here, but I'm sure it is for some people out there)? Is it because people hate Limp Bizkit, and because Yauch was in lederhosen?

    And honestly, while I do feel bad for Taylor and don't think she deserved to have her night ruined, why do all rock and rap stars have to be nice? I like that some of them are assholes! Nice and rock and roll don't go together!

    PS-This could probably be worded better, I just got home from a booze filled work Xmas party.
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    12/10/09

    @Elle O. Elle: I wish I were coming home from a booze filled anything. I love booze.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I must be wearing the wrong kind of vintage/eccentric hat because every time I don one the strangest people come up to talk to me and I assure you, they have nothing interesting to say. Or, if it's a particularly furry hat, random strangers decide it's OK to pet it/me.

    Can't I express my haberdasherlove without it being interpreted as peacocking? Times like that I wish I had poison darts at the ready.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: You love vintage hats all you want. I can't judge: I love vintage wigs. Unfortunately, society just isn't ready to bring them back at all...
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    12/10/09

    @LaComtesse: That's amaaaazing. Are you under there somewhere? It reminds me of the headless queen in Baron Von Munchausen.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: I WISH that were me. I just keep this picture with me as inspiration.
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    02:55 AM

    @LaComtesse: It has a ship in it!!
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Billy Corgan is a nice guy? Um, everything I have ever heard about him indicates that he's a self-important fucknut.
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    12/10/09

    @Tchotchke: Did I miss the memmo on "fucknut" being the new douche? Because I fully endorse it.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: Haha, well, I suggested it in the douche thread, but ultimately, I just decided to use it regardless because I love it.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Hey Mr. DJ, how exactly did Rihanna throw Chris Brown-- who brutally assaulted her-- under the bus? On second thought, don't answer that. I'm perfectly content thinking you are an asshole.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Trust - his PD encourages it.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    For some reason, no matter how much I hear/see about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall, I STILL don't believe they are together. Whenever I come across something about them together, it registers in my brain as a tabloid rumor...even though they've been together for a few years. My brain won't process it
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: I agree. I laughed when I read "Reese is a traditional sort of lady..." but then I remembered lavender marriages were once considered sort-of traditional.
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    12/10/09

    @Bettiespork: Also, not to nit-pick but she did get pregnant with her first child prior to her marriage to Ryan Phillipe. While children out of wedlock are a long standing tradition, not sure if that's what the comment "traditional lady" meant.

    (ps: I don't actually care that she had her child before she was married, just a surprising/funny fact to me)
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: You're right! I'd completely forgotten about that.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: That's how I felt about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I thought it was all lies until she was like 8th months pregnant. It just seemed really made up to me.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    12/10/09

    @NellMood: I think its because when it first happened, it was a very all of the sudden and in a "look, she's over her divorce" kind of way.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    The Lilith Fair line-up is extremely disappointing. I hope that they add more acts. Cough*Santogold*cough.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? Is that a porcine aviator outside my window?
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Anyone want to fill in the thought bubbles?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet:
    Jake: I'm wearing jockeys? Why? I thought I only owned boxer shorts.

    Reese: I might look like Renee to that British Brown man, but damn, my squinting is much sexier!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Do we really need to?
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/10/09

    @CollegeCamel: No, it's optional. Just thought it'd be fun.
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Jake: Ah! Nice and silent!
    Reese: What's that smell?
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: How dare you give me somthing fun to do at the tail end of my work day!

    Jake/Reese (in unison): "Silent, but deadly. Hehehe..."
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: @Bettiespork: Straight to the farts, eh? My kind of women.
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    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Damn it, I knew it was too good. Brava...

    Alternate:

    Jake: Did I leave the gas on?... No, I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Reese: I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.
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    Image of beezelbubbles beezelbubbles
    12:26 AM

    @TransFat: Well done! I just long for a grapefruit.
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    01:48 PM

    @beezelbubbles: Bless you for getting it. I was getting worried we'd lost the Izzard contingent on Jezebel!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    So, does being named Jamie give a woman direct access to Tiger Woods' dick? If so, I'm thinking I'd like to scalp my pass. Any takers?
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    12/10/09

    @LaComtesse: I was going to say, if this scandal has taught me anything, it's that there are many, many ways to spell "Jamie."
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    And for the most bummer news of the day, no more FOTC. Officially.

    [www.movieline.com]

    I already miss the sugar lumps.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    12/10/09

    @Alexis: Damn, that's a damn damn shame.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/10/09

    @Alexis: Bad news indeed.
    But I think they left it at the right time, and it ended quite neatly.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/10/09

    In reply to Miley Covers '80s Hit; Lindsay Saves 40 Kids In India
    What exactly is Lohan doing in ONE day that constitutes saving an life, short of performing brain or heart surgery? Did she dig wells? Build a school? Help a woman start a small business? Bring electricity to a small village? In one day? Wow, you're a fast savior. Even Jesus took 33 years to become Our Savior!

    That idiot tweet just pissed me off. Flinging fistfuls of cash at the plebes like Eva Peron doesn't mean you saved them, Lindsay. It just means they won't starve today. But what happens when you and your cameras and your self-satisfied ego leave the country? Nice try, but you're not a humanitarian yet.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    12/10/09

    @willwriteforfood: Brava...this is exactly what I was thinking. Obviously this is her attempt at an image makeover, but it seems pathetically transparent.

    Also, one of yesterday's quotes said she felt very unsafe in India. Granted I'm not a "celebrity", but I've traveled fairly extensively in different parts of India (both rural and urban), and even my first time there I really never felt particularly unsafe.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/10/09

    In reply to Miley Covers '80s Hit; Lindsay Saves 40 Kids In India
    It kills me that out there in the world there are parties happening where Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are both in the same room and there are more interesting people for them to talk to than each other. While it gives me hope for the world, it also upsets me that I'm not being invited.
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