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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    *Gasp* NOT THE FRENCH FRIES!!!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    I would give my first born to hear Jake utter the line: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!"
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/05/09

    @kookla: Awesome. I love Danny Kaye!
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    12/05/09

    @kookla: Yeah, but can he do this?
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    kookla promoted this comment Glaven was starred Glaven was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    12/05/09

    @Glaven: You just YouTubed my childhood!
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    Image of Slim Slim
    12/05/09

    @kookla: I wonder who would play the Bob Hope to Gyllenhaal's Kaye?

    Also, isn't it weird that both Gyllenhaal and Kaye have/had all sorts of unfounded gay rumors about them? People can be so mean, who cares if they're gay? They're both great actors, that's all that should matter.
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    kookla promoted this comment Slim was starred Slim was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @Slim: Bob Hope = Vince Vaughn.

    I have never understood the public's fascination with outing famous people. As Danny Kaye would say, "Who gives a flying fig?"

    #tips
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    12/05/09

    @kookla: HAAAAAhahaha oh man forgot about "the fig"
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Many parts of me think I would enjoy being fucked by David (Boreanaz). Also; if somebody told me they would pay me "more than one but less than three million" then they better realize they are paying me $2,999,999.99
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Jane & Bradley!!! nooooooooooooo!

    no
    no! *stomps foot*

    I love you Jake but don't you dare TOUCH! The Court Jester *adores Danny Kaye*

    and Jack Galifanackhoweveryoupronouncei... - I agree with you! and THAT is weird.
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    Edited by Scout at 12/05/09 2:22 PM Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    The idea of Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan together may have just blown my mind. Does. Not. Compute.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Well, they haven't taken down any of Tiger's billboards in Times Square.
    Yet.

    Jessica, please don't let this be a Tony Romo repeat.

    "Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen"

    Darn it - she told me she had only borrowed them. *snaps fingers*
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Oh, Jessica. Just go to college or something! Have a life of your own!
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Count the typos in the Daily Mail George Michael story. I know most proofreaders all over the world have been fired, but doesn't anyone use Word to check their stuff? (Sorry, I'm an English teacher.)
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I am a pretty excellent speller and it irks me when people can't spell the simplest thing. I feel really bad getting annoyed, too, but I just can't help it. It seems so easy!
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    Cimorene promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: So am I. You're not alone! It turns me into an utter reactionary. Doesn't anyone have any standards anymore? Any pride in their work?
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/05/09

    @cinematheques: Although I am a graduate student in English, my spelling sucks. I am mildly dyslexic, enough that I always failed spelling tests, but I managed to over come it for a while and get by as an average speller. But then I started grad school and started reading all these 16th and 17th century manuscripts in which spelling was not really considered something that existed. So not I add Es to the end of wordes for no reason and misspell "meat" as "meet" and such.

    But at the same time, there are certain spelling ticks that drive my batty. My asshole BFF/boyfriend from high school used to use "seperate" instead of "separate," and now whenever I see it my eyeballs twitch. And of course I consider they're/their/there not a spelling problem but a grammar problem.
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    Image of ILiketheWord'Pugilist' ILiketheWord'Pugilist'
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: Canada and England spell some words differently. Every single word you consider misspelled in that article is completely correct. It's the English version of the word. Ex: English - licence, realise, recognise, etc.

    Then, there are words in the article like "smoocheramas" and "spliffs" - they are spelled incorrectly, considering they are not a real words. :D
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    SarahHeartburn promoted this comment ILiketheWord'Pugilist' was starred ILiketheWord'Pugilist' was unstarred
    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/05/09

    @ILiketheWord'Pugilist': I live in Europe and I know the difference between British and American English (my ancestors were Irish BTW). I'm talking about sloppy, un-proofread copy.
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    Image of ILiketheWord'Pugilist' ILiketheWord'Pugilist'
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I can't find any mistakes though, so, *shrug.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    I miss the good old days of 'kiss, don't tell'.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    You know, I could wake up to way worse things on my computer screen than a hypothetical three-way involving Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    While I in general like the Smashing Pumpkins I feel it necessary to quote a professor that I also happen to agree with: "Despite all his rage he's still just a brat on a stage"
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    12/05/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Dude, what class was that? I would totally take a class to hear a prof speak so of the Corgan.
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    12/05/09

    @ucelluccia: Sustainable Studio 1 (masters), needless to say we were all rather off topic at the time.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Zach Galifinakis FTW.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Hortense, nothing is worse than Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila, and you know it. Jessica Simpson would be an upgrade at this point.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/05/09

    @cate3710: Yes, but with Jessica Simpson comes JOE Simpson.
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    12/05/09

    @hortense: Ooh, good point. I forgot about that detail. I try to block him from my mind as much as possible.
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    Image of raphaela raphaela
    12/05/09

    @hortense: He is probably excited about Billy because from the back, his head resembles one of Jessica's Double Ds.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/05/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Is Tila Tequila being on your team the entertainment celebrity equivalent f being friends with Glenn Beck?
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/05/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    As a former STI counselor, I would like to ask Tila to shut the fuck up. It's people like her that make it so hard for people like me to do their jobs. Also, it makes it hard for people really dealing with these issues to not feel like some sort of social pariah. Herpes can be sexually transmitted. But you can also get it from kissing your Granny. Skin-to-skin contact is the culprit. Which means that anybody can get it; nuns, kids, and your slutty sister, Sarah. ANYBODY. A large portion of the population is exposed to HSV I and HSV II. Even more, for some people, the symptoms lie dormant and may never appear. Which goes to show, that just because you don't have lumps on your lips or lesions on your nethers, you still may carry the virus (this means you too, Tila). For others symptoms pop up during times of stress, illness or hormonal changes. My only concern is not WHO has it, but whether or not they do what they can to take care of themselves and their partners.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/05/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: This is a very wonderful comment- very informative and exactly what Tila needs to be schooled on.

    Having said that, I'd hate to get herpes from kissing my Granny. It's like when you break your leg cleaning out the gutters, and have that temptation to make up some wonderful story about daring motorbiking.
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    Edited by cand86 at 12/05/09 3:46 AM cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
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