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Loose Lips Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Billboard Magazine talking about the Vanity Fair hubbub. Best quote: "I stress about that stuff like everyone else, but at the end of day, I’m a good ol’ Southern girl that likes her Cracker Barrel at 9 o’clock at night and if I want it, gosh darn, I’m going to eat it." • More details on the Madonna and Guy Ritchie split: According to the Daily Mirror, "They were both very calm. Madonna told Guy: ‘I’m sorry, I want a divorce’. And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad.” • Bill Murray's divorce was finalized yesterday. His now ex-wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, was granted full custody of the couple's 4 children and will likely get the $7 million outlined in the prenuptial agreement. This settlement comes on the heels of some ugly early court proceedings where Jennifer called Bill an abusive, ganja addicted drunk. [Perez, Just Jared, Celebitchy]

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dirt bag

Kimora Lee Simmons Is Not Going To Let Russell Be Another Deadbeat Dad

  • Russell Simmons is forking over $20,000 per daughter in child support to Kimora Lee, which seems about right when you take into account that they are not just children but living ambassadors of Fabulosity. [TMZ]
  • Naomi Campbell was kind enough to get arrested wearing one of Nelson Mandela's signature baseball caps, thus showering millions of dollars in free publicity on his AIDS awareness campaign, and this is the thanks she gets? [MSNBC]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen and Ben Kingsley make out in the new movie The Wackness and now the guy we all associate with one of modern history's foremost humanist visionaires is going around talking about how making out with someone 42 years younger than him was completely cool and she was "totally in charge." [People]
  • Miley Cyrus admits that her latest song "7 Things" is a very angry song, because it's about an ex-boyfriend, not a specific Jonas brotherly ex-boyfriend you understand, but just like a composite character ex-boyfriend, since anyone who's been around the block a few times knows that shitty guys generally adhere to a few typical patterns of behavior and also, hello, 15-year-old Disney teen idol confections maybe do not write their own songs. Not that their quotes don't sound like they do! "[It goes] through all the different stages of what's been going on the past couple years…It was like a little therapy moment for me." [People]
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9:00 AM on Thu Jun 26 2008
By Moe
5,296 views, 123 comments

Latest by Trixie from Toronto: @thebeerbitch: She did but, you know, it was Nick Lachey. more »

leftovers

Does Miley Cyrus Represent A "Normal Weight"? • Tehran Opens "Gals Only" Park

Is Miley Cyrus good for girls' body image? A new study shows that almost half of the characters on children's programs are at a "normal weight." Hm, I've seen the Miley & Mandy show (I know), and that girls is a total waif.• Crisis: Australia is currently beating America for the "fattest country" title, are we really going to let a commonwealth beat us at the American tradition of being obese? • The Hula Hoop turns 50! • A tragic story about a 10-year-old boy who killed himself after he grew self-concious about wearing women's underwear and make-up. • In WTF news: A British man is fined $2,000 after his dog goes pee in his front lawn. Where is the little doggie supposed to do her business? In the toilet? • Mentally ill defendants who are found competent enough to stand trial can be denied the right to represent themselves during a trial. • That potential First Lady who isn't Michelle Obama is doing charity work for Operation Smile in Vietnam. • Tehran opened their first "ladies only" park last month (barftastically called "Mothers' Paradise") which allows Iranian women to remove their headscarves while on the premises. • Woo! A new pillow to help snorers! Oh, wait, it costs $129, crap. • Celebrity name changes! Portia de Rossi used to be Amanda Lee Rogers, bleh, and Snoop Dogg is also known as Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. which sounds infinitely more bad-ass than "Snoop Dogg". • Jail staffers get their panties in a twist over having to stock women's underwear for transgendered male prisoners in juvie. Grow the fuck up, whiners.

5:20 PM on Thu Jun 19 2008
By Maria
3,194 views, 80 comments

Latest by n/a: @ronaldpagan: Didn't Miley go on Leno and say something about how she drinks tomato sauce because it's low in calories? I haven't seen it myself, so apologies if I'm wrong. more »

midweek madness

This Week In Tabloids: Why Barack Loves Michelle; Angelina Is Anxious Or Adopting

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we parse tabloid punditry so you don't have to. This week marked a slight departure in tabloid fare, as Us featured potential President and First Lady Barack and Michelle Obama on the cover. Don't let it throw you; the other tabloids covered all the usual players, with In Touch, Ok! and Star devoted to Brangelina's baby farm and Life & Style hot on the Britney beat. Come with us as we tell tall tales of tabloid trauma, after the jump. More »

1:30 PM on Wed Jun 18 2008
By Jessica
15,398 views, 123 comments

Latest by n/a: Ok Dr. Drew aside (STFU btw), I'm so sick and tired of Hilary being classified as a shrew so that Michelle Obama comes off as "better" somehow. Hilary was a strong woman with a POV and was able to advise more »

tweenage wasteland

Dismayed By Miley's Displays Of Sexuality, Disney Assembly Line Creates Two Replacements

We already suspected that the Disney factory manufactures tween starlets like plastic widgets, but we had no idea that production has gone into super overdrive since the Miley Cyrus/ Vanity Fair "nude" debacle. The Wall Street Journal reports that "Talent development has taken on new urgency since April, when Vanity Fair magazine published photos of the 15-year-old Ms. Cyrus with only a bedsheet covering her torso." Hannah Montana ratings have declined, the Journal points out, and so Disney is attempting to replace Miley with 15-year-old actress/singer Demi Lovato by using a "multimedia blitz that is aggressive even by Disney standards." So Lovato is being touted as the "New Miley," but just last month, another pretty, Texas-born Hispanic girl was declared heiress to the Cyrus juggernaut. People called Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez the next Miley, and it turns out that Lovato and Gomez (pictured here — Lovato is on the left) are "best friends" who have their own YouTube channel wherein they discuss things like their matching "True Love Waits" purity rings. More »

1:30 PM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Jessica
7,922 views, 117 comments

Latest by n/a: @descent_into_votd: Like Stacey Q., who was a one-hit-wonder but worked as an escort before her fame. Or that Madonna blew up at age 26 and was a grown woman with street-smarts. God, I remember the only Disney starlet I liked as more »

straight talk

Billy Ray Cyrus On Scandalous Miley Pix: "The More You Stomp In Poop The More It Stinks"

Billy Ray Cyrus was on the Today show this morning, talking about the Vanity Fair/Annie Leibovitz shoot with his daughter, Miley Cyrus. Billy Ray was eloquent, in a country way, when he explained that he left the set before the much-discussed cover photograph was taken. "It felt like everything was in control," he says. "I didn't know they was gonna strip her down and wrap her with a blanket." Billy also claims that he didn't talk to Ms. Leibovitz or Vanity Fair when he found out about the pseudo-topless-looking image because "the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks." He also said: "The turkey with the longest neck is gonna be the one everybody's shootin' at." Haha! Don't you miss Dan Rather? More »

12:30 PM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Dodai
2,920 views, 68 comments

Latest by n/a: I'm reminded of watching a TV documentary about former child stars, and Bill Mumy's children were/are both actors. His son quit when when he was 13, while his daughter was in Cheaper by the Dozen and does cartoon voiceovers. Bill more »

Loose Lips Miley Cyrus' dad, Billy Ray, called world-renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz a paparazzo after she "jumped out" and "snapped away" at him at a, uh, completely planned out, Billy Ray-sanctioned photoshoot? • Hulk Hogan broke down and got religious while talking about son Nick Hogan's car accident and arrest, saying it will make both his son and his son's friend (who is in a vegetative state) "better people." • Reconciliation watch: James Haven, Angelina Jolie's brother (you know, the one she smooched), went to the Lakers game with estranged father Jon Voight. [TMZ, Perez Hilton, & Perez Hilton]

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pretty babies

Underage Starlets Sprout From Disney Factory Like Whack-A-Moles

Ever heard of Selena Gomez? The 15-year-old singer/actress is in the most recent issue of People and is being touted as "the new Miley Cyrus," since as we all know, Miley crossed the invisible, ever-changing line into Lolita-ville with her racy Vanity Fair spread. M. Gigi Durham, the author of The Lolita Effect: The Media Sexualization of Young Girls and What We Can Do About It, has no problem with Miley's burgeoning sexuality, she tells Salon today. But she does have a problem with the fact that Miley is being forced to explore it on a world stage. More »

12:00 PM on Tue May 20 2008
By Jessica
9,577 views, 178 comments

Latest by biminitwst: @tscheese: "Also we like to dream of ways to make the world better and also equip everyone's computer with a pneumatic tube for delivering cupcakes." I love it!!!Sweet and funny!After all the bitchy [and not bitchy] comments in this thread, yours more »

dirt bag

Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married

  • Ellen DeGeneres is so psyched about the California Supreme Court ruling regarding gay marriage that she's gonna get hitched to longtime love Portia de Rossi. Woohoo! It would be kind of awesome if they did it on TV. And then danced! [TMZ]
  • Pregnant Angelina Jolie will be looking "sexy" on the July cover of Vanity Fair; she was shot by Patrick Demarchelier. Wonder if he'll have her Photoshopped? [Page Six]
  • Click here if you need info on Angelina's tattoos. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • Angelina will probably give birth in France, FYI. [USA Today]
  • Angelina's dad Jon Voight is all riled up over Israel: "God gave this land to the Jewish people; they shouldn't be giving it away," he says. But, um, Voight is not Jewish. [Mirror]
  • "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones. [Page Six]
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9:00 AM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dodai
7,389 views, 155 comments

Latest by n/a: Open Letter to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi From the bottom of my (somewhat jealous) heart: No one deserves to be happy together more than you two. Open Letter to the State of California: Can we now find a way to make more »

dirt bag

Angelina Takes Maddox & Pax To OB/GYN

  • Angelina Jolie let her sons, Maddox and Pax, attend her sonogram, so the kids could see their new siblings — the twins. [MSNBC]
  • The Beyoncé pregnancy rumors have begun. [Page Six]
  • Oooh! One of the first reviews of Sex And The City: "It can feel like a never ending dinner party: however pleasant the courses, after a while you can hardly eat another one." Ugh. [Times Of London]
  • And! "It is Kim Cattrall as sex mad Samantha who steals the show with all the big laughs... The product placement is less than subtle... There is a totally pointless visit to New York fashion week which has nothing to do with the plots. It is much, much too long for a romantic comedy... More than two hours spent with four air kissing, shopping, screaming women will surely tire out most men." [The Sun]
  • Cynthia Nixon says: "Because of the show, I have wonderful clothes, but I never even used to wear high heels." [Telegraph]
  • Candace Bushnell says: "When I began dating at 17, I assumed that men would be nice." [Times Of London]
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9:00 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Dodai
5,120 views, 83 comments

Latest by ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: @Piggah: I don't want to know her entire back story. I don't want to "know" her. As I stated, I understand the push to keep her private life to herself...still, it serves to create a very boring, one-dimensional persona. You more »

Loose Lips Kim Cattrall's mom heartily approves of all her Sex and the City nudie scenes. Mom Shane says, "Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous." • Janice Dickinson to paparazzi: "You guys, there's a turtle head coming out of my butt!" • Miley Cyrus avoided reporters at the Wango Tango concert this weekend, but told the crowd, "We're all changing...I thank you for helping me as I grow through that." [I'm Not Obsessed, TMZ, People]

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dirt bag

Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?

  • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [The Sun]
  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent another weekend together in Miami, eating salads poolside and making out. [People]
  • Jenna Bush got married. [People]
  • Dennis Farina was arrested at LAX for carrying a loaded, unregistered, .22 caliber, semi-automatic pistol in his briefcase. Farina is a former cop but, uh, you can't bring a gun on a plane. [Reuters]
  • Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy. When she's old enough. This is what happens. Don't you feel like weeping? [The Sun]
  • Lindsay Lohan: Seen crying at Crown Bar in West Hollywood after a fight with girlfriend Sam Ronson, awwww. [Page Six]
  • But LL was all smiles when she worked the crowd at the Wango Tango concert and introduced Snoop Dogg. When I say Wango you say Tango! [TMZ]
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9:00 AM on Mon May 12 2008
By Dodai
7,073 views, 110 comments

Latest by n/a: @BeachLover420: the WaPo wrote that his family hosted it & "the Bushes were consciously aware that this was a party hosted by the groom's family.The president was just a guest of the party." kinda weird huh. more »

dirt bag

Lindsay Gets Ugly; Courtney Love Hospitalized; Jamie Lynn's Shower

  • Lindsay Lohan will appear on SIX EPISODES of Ugly Betty, including the season finale. LL will play an old classmate of Betty's who is down on her luck. Naomi Campbell, Christian Siriano, Victoria Beckham and now Lindsay? It's official: Ugly Betty is the new Love Boat. [TMZ]
  • Oooh, Lindsay's mugshot is being used in a drunk driving ad. [Reuters]
  • Courtney Love was in the hospital over the weekend; homegirl has strep throat! Stay away. (Not that you needed a warning.) [Mirror]
  • Thirty guests attended Jamie Lynn Spears's baby shower in Kentwood, LA on Saturday and big sis Britney was one of them. The ladies sat in a circle and opened gifts and nothing scandalous happened, yawn. [People]
  • Britney hadn't been in her hometown since early 2007. Bet she misses some Southern cooking. [People]
  • Miley Cyrus appeared at the Disney Channel Games concert Saturday night and thanked fans, saying: "Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you." Then she took her top off. Kidding! [People]
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9:00 AM on Mon May 5 2008
By Dodai
5,668 views, 133 comments

Latest by whateverhappened: For someone w/ such good wordplay, I'm disturbed by Kanye using "2" in his blog. more »

the week that was

This Week, People Scared Us And We Scared People

• We met an Austrian man who locked his daughter and their children in his cellar for 24 years. Sometimes the eyebrows can reveal the psychopath inside! • Sometimes we eat our trash, it is sort of like recycling! • We told old people to get off Facebook or at least un-tag us from unflattering boozy pictures! • Miley posed in a sort-of sexual picture in Vanity Fair, Disney blamed the lesbian. • But where was the widespread outrage when Annie Leibovitz was casually racist, again and again and again? • Tyra introduced us to a dad who not only pimps out his daughter but also gives her at-home bikini waxes. • We met 5 types of extreme shoppers, all of them annoying! • We met some scrappy young sorority girls who brand pledges in the groin with forks. • We took a look back at our favorite Tyra episodes with almost as much glee as she has in talking about herself. • We told Elisabeth Hasselbeck to STFU already. • We found out we aren't in a recession! But the world is going to shit. • Oh yeah! And Mimi got married! And, uh Latina magazine broke the story?

4:40 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By maria
891 views, 2 comments

Latest by justwanttohave: Disney probably couldn't recognize how the racist comments would be a worse insult, because they couldn't "register" a racist comment... That's what comes from living in The OC! more »

the dangerous look for girls

15-Year Old On Miley Cyrus: "I Don't Want To Be That"

So what do actual 15-year old girls think of the whole Miley Cyrus-Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair shoot? The New York Times decided to ask some (specifically students at Manhattan's Beacon School), as featured in an article in today's Metro section. "My friend loves her," said one girl, "Well, she love-hates her. [And] she called her a slut [when she saw the Vanity Fair photos]." She went on. "Is this who we're supposed to be growing up to be? I don't want to be that. It's sending a message that girls are supposed to be whores. It's like you only get so many years to be a child, and then once you're an adult, you're an adult for, like, 100 years. That's it. Welcome to adulthood. There's no turning back." More »

3:20 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Jennifer
8,298 views, 143 comments

Latest by TeenageGangDeb: @sanibelly: Let's LOCK UP every 15-year-old in the country in a fucking basement, repress their (scientifically proven! Uh-oh!) "growing up" urges and see how fucked they turn out. So she calls her a child who can't and shouldn't make ANY decisions for more »

dirt bag

Barbara Walters Talks Shit About Former View Co-Hosts

  • In her new memoir, Auditions, Baba Wawa gives the dirt on Star Jones' and Rosie O'Donnell's departures from the View; On Rosie: "The premise of 'The View' is that of a team working together, but for Rosie it was more like Diana Ross and the Supremes, as little by little she took over." [NYDN]
  • The problem with Miss Jones was not just her diva behavior (though Walters et. al. were embarrassed about her fiasco of a wedding to Big Gay Al) it was that Star made her View-mates lie about her gastric bypass. Walters writes: "Joy [Behar], in particular, resented having to go along with a lie that implied all one needed to do was situps and ingest one cookie instead of two."[NYDN]
  • The septuagenarian Babs is so scandalous! She also talks about her adulterous affair with Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke, the first black Senator since reconstruction. [NYDN]
  • Jimi Hendrix's sex tape? A hoax, cries the company that owns the rights to Jimi's music. Sigh. We'll always have Cynthia Plaster Caster. [Reuters]
  • Marilyn Monroe's sex tape? The FBI cries fake! It's amazing how many stars can issue denials from the grave. [MSNBC]
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9:00 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Jessica
7,605 views, 109 comments

Latest by hearmeroar: if barb is going to dish on anyone, i'd rather hear the scoop on how she really feels about the moronic hasselbeck and just how much she would love to fire her nonsensical-analogy-making ass... more »

Loose Lips When Miley Cyrus told Vanity Fair her favorite show was Sex and the City, "sources" tell People that Miley forgot to mention that she only watches the "sanitized" TBS version and that Miley's mom doesn't even let HBO in their squeaky clean Christian household. Riiiiiight. • Class act Dennis Rodman was busted yesterday on charges of felony domestic battery for roughing up his girlfriend while they were drunk. Apparently Rodman has plans to enter rehab soon. •Last night at the Iron Man premiere, Ok! asked jumpsuit-wearin' Brad Pitt-ex Gwyneth Paltrow if she had any "well wishes" for Brad, Angelina and their expanding brood. Gwyn's answer? A curt No! • [People, TMZ, Dlisted]

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the naked truth

Germaine Greer; Glamour Editor: Miley Cyrus Hubbub Is Hypocritical

Media folks continue to weigh in on the semi-racy photographs of Miley Cyrus, and while they make different, though mostly salient points, almost all the writers agree on one thing: Disney is a big fat hypocrite. Writer/feminist Germaine Greer points out that teen girls have been sexualized for eons. "In western art most of the women portrayed semi-clad or totally nude are children," Greer writes. "Their nipples are pallid and undeveloped, their breasts hard and veinless, their pubes unfurred." She also adds that the image of a naked, adolescent-figured 34-year-old Kate Moss freaks her out more than a backless Miley Cyrus, because "The icon of the 34-year-old mother qua 13-year-old virgin is even more disturbing than the sexy image of the 15-year-old Cyrus, because it is so much rarer and weirder." More »

2:40 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Jessica
8,308 views, 120 comments

Latest by Jan74: @krista7652: Thank you for elaborating what I think Germaine Greer was trying to say. Heck, at 11 I had hips and boobs and was already "unacceptable" already (except to men who were then in their 50s, and are now 70-ish. I'm more »

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