Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His Offensive Quotes!

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M contributor Josh Stein!) If "Crap Email From A Dude" generally serves to remind you why you made that pledge never to date another bartender/bike messenger/Sad Aging Literary Man, the role of such Douche… »6/23/08 1:00pm6/23/08 1:00pm

This Week We Discussed Pizza, Bacon Cheeseburgers, Now and Laters.

We worried about Tinsley's eating habits.
And about this girl who sold her vaj for a bacon double cheeseburger.
We crushed on DJ to the stars Mark Ronson.
And anti-crushed on Glamour jerkblogger Mike Cherico.
We wondered why high-end salesgirls are so cunty.
And fretted over the the safety of our dear Anonymous… »11/02/07 8:00pm11/02/07 8:00pm

Meet Mike, 'Glamour''s New Alyssa. Please Find Us A New Word For 'Douchebag'?

Meet Glamour's new Alyssa Shelasky. (He used to bone Alyssa Shelasky!) Mike Cherico — aka 'Edgy English Teacher' — has not only taken over blogging responsibilities for Alyssa but he is soooo bummed right now because he watched The Break-Up last night just after — what is it summer or something? — enduring a break-up »7/10/07 1:45pm7/10/07 1:45pm