Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His…

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M contributor Josh Stein!) If "Crap Email From A Dude" generally serves to remind you why you made that pledge never to date another bartender/bike messenger/Sad Aging Literary Man, the role of such Douche… » 6/23/08 1:00pm 6/23/08 1:00pm

Disgraced Glamour dating blogger Mike Cherico is back in the news. He is looking for an agent to sell a book "about the rise and fall of a dating blogger." Because, not to rile up the simile pedantocracy, but being a shithead to girls and writing about it on the internet really is sort of like the Third Reich of our… » 3/31/08 1:40pm 3/31/08 1:40pm

This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties

Glamour Finally Dumps Mike Cherico. Can We Learn From This?

So we did it. Womanity put an abrupt end to the dating blogging career of Glamour's Mike Cherico. He is not the first Glamour contributor Jezebel has inadvertently helped to get canned. But he is far and away the worst. And I do not mean the "worst Glamour contributor Jezebel has inadvertently helped to get canned" or… » 3/10/08 1:30pm 3/10/08 1:30pm

The. Worst. Date. Ever., Brought To You By Glamour

We sort of dismissed Glamour "Man Needs Date" blogger, Mike "Edgy English Teacher" Cherico, early in his tenure as the type of jackass whose jackassiness was unworthy of analysis. It was too typical, too garden-variety L.A., lacking in that certain pathological je ne sais quoi that makes the Paul Jankas of this world… » 3/07/08 3:40pm 3/07/08 3:40pm

This Week We Discussed Pizza, Bacon Cheeseburgers, Now and Laters.

We worried about Tinsley's eating habits.
And about this girl who sold her vaj for a bacon double cheeseburger.
We crushed on DJ to the stars Mark Ronson.
And anti-crushed on Glamour jerkblogger Mike Cherico.
We wondered why high-end salesgirls are so cunty.
And fretted over the the safety of our dear Anonymous… » 11/02/07 8:00pm 11/02/07 8:00pm

Don't Date This Man

Washington D.C. takes a lot of shit for being full of single women and short, unattractive nerds who spend all their time working and talking politics- but if this is what the pretty girls in LA think is worth spreading their legs for, I have to wonder: what the hell are you ladies thinking? Do women everywhere screw… » 10/30/07 3:30pm 10/30/07 3:30pm

Why Are Mike Cherico's Feet Prettier Than Ours?

Because the new Glamour dating blogger (also known as 'Edgy English Teacher') got a pedicure! His mother made him do it. But he's conflicted. "Am I too metrosexualphobic?" Well, maybe kinda? Replies former Glamour dating blogger (and onetime Cherico fuckbuddy) Alyssa Shelasky in the comments: » 7/11/07 12:27pm 7/11/07 12:27pm

Aw. We're so glad that…

Meet Mike, 'Glamour''s New Alyssa. Please Find Us A New Word For…

Meet Glamour's new Alyssa Shelasky. (He used to bone Alyssa Shelasky!) Mike Cherico — aka 'Edgy English Teacher' — has not only taken over blogging responsibilities for Alyssa but he is soooo bummed right now because he watched The Break-Up last night just after — what is it summer or something? — enduring a break-up » 7/10/07 1:45pm 7/10/07 1:45pm