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    Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)

    Mike And Juliet Make Meme Out Of One Eating-Disordered Mom
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    So confidence will solve all my problems?


    Will confidence pay my student loans? Will confidence get me a job? Will confidence get me an equal paycheck? Will confidence help me survive in this shitty economy?


    Yep...Didn't think so.

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    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Who are Mike and Juliet?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    OBVIOUSLY all I'm missing is confidence. If I were just confident, I would never have any pressures to revisit my propensities toward disordered eating. If I were just CONFIDENT, clothes and shoes would magically appear in my size and I could shop FREELY and HAPPILY and everything would always look AMAZING. If I were just CONFIDENT, no one would ever bitch at me about my weight even if it isn't their fucking business. Obviously the ONLY THING that I have EVER DONE WRONG HERE in years of worrying and fretting and eating disorderedly and exercising like mad just so I could finally fit into little jeans like all the other girls did is BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CONFIDENCE. Yes. This is it. This is exactly it. Watch me be confident! All my problems will DISAPPEAR.
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    Image of TakeADeepBreath TakeADeepBreath
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    The "model on the left" was in Road Trip. She was the nerdy boy girlfriend. I thought she was a fox then.
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    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Was Mia in the movie Road Trip? She looks familiar...
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    oh dear GOD.


    interesting that the african-american men on the panel (was one of them from 'best week ever'? i can't remember his name - chuck something or other) were the ones saying that all the women were beautiful, regardless of size. the white guys and mike were vocal about liking the smallest woman of the three.


    i know who mia is. she is a model who works for a modelling agency that i'm also affiliated with. this had to be a paying gig.

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/18/09

    @rednrowdy: They piped up about her just because she was Asian.


    And you know, white guys likes Asians who enjoy bukkake.


    /sarcasm

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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Ah yes, because equality means all body types striving towards being objectified!
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    Image of Talaton Talaton
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Mike going on about how the one girl is "his type right there" was really awkward. Bag of rakes?
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    02/18/09

    @Talaton: I got major creep vibes from that, too. As soon as she was IDd, he was like "I LIKE THAT ONE THAT ONE IS GOOD." We don't need to know your preference, sir.


    @jennytea: Ooh, you pitchfork of sexytime, get all up in my haystack of hotness.

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    Image of DixieCaverns DixieCaverns
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    and did that dude seriously liken a woman to a "ball pit?" May someone pee in your balls, my friend.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/18/09

    @DixieCaverns: I have a feeling he might like that...
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    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Ugh. This is disgusting.


    Kittens with spaghetti, please.

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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    I watched Mike and Juliet for the first time when I didn't have to work Monday. Or at least I tried to. I was sitting down with my coffee and bowl of Just Bunches! and they started discussing the Chris Brown/Rihanna debacle. Mike asked Juliet if she thought that Rihanna's injuries were justified if "she started it," and boom, yeah, just like that, I was watching something else.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    People, enough with the Jessica Simpson, for reals. SHE IS NOT FAT. For chrissakes.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    I am clearly incredibly sexy right now. Because I am overflowing with confidence that this is the grossest, creepiest talk show segment I've seen in a long time.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Hellooooooooooo lady in blue. Call me!


    That said, I wish society would just drop the term attractive. Because it depends on the person. I am so tired of friends of mine saying well, "I really like him or her, but do you think he or she is cute enough?" I almost started handing out cards that said "if you like them they are attractive enough."

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/18/09

    @trulymadlyme: If you really liked someone, would you ask that question? Gah, people sometimes!
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    02/18/09

    @Fridge Hussy regrets having discovered the joy of oreos!: I always get the "do you think we look odd together?" from friends who are in utter love. I wish I were lying. /head desk.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
    Wait, I thought all I needed to be sexy was the robot hand bra?


    Or, crap - maybe all I need is a real man taking care of me to be confident.


    Or can I never have confidence again after I turn 30?


    I'm so confused! And unconfident!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/18/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: I hear that if you have a boyfriend/husband with you at all times, it helps with the self-confidence thing. (Or is that just when you walk into a party? I'm confused.)
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    Image of DixieCaverns DixieCaverns
    02/18/09

    @BabyJane: Duh, ladies! Weren't you listening? Just stand with your hand on your hip at all times. This conveys confidence, which attracts men, which fosters actual confidence (because that only comes from external affirmation, such as a man telling you you're like a "ball pit" into which he'd like to jump). See, it all ties together!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/18/09

    @BabyJane: I don't even REMEMBER how to walk into a party! Cosmo, where are you? I need a step-by-step chart! HALP!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/18/09

    @tscheese: Well first you put on your push-up bra...


    @DixieCaverns: The more you know!

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    02/18/09

    @DixieCaverns: But do I just put my hand on my hip, or do I pull my dress up with it, too? Or do I push my bikini bottom down with it??
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    Image of TheLemon TheLemon
    02/18/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right; with your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02/18/09

    @TheLemon spit out a bad seed: Looks like Mike and Juliet have already done the Time Warp. Not that anyone should be surprised on the Faux Network.


    Hasn't this been cancelled yet?

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