Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in the 1992 cult classic The Mighty Ducks and was not allowed to participate — thus introducing his pure, untarnished little heart to a lifetime of pain.

Hey, Lebron James, Here's A Little Advice From Team Iceland

Hortense Smith

5/31/09 1:40pm

LeBron James, frustrated with his team's loss to the Orlando Magic in this year's NBA Playoffs, reportedly left the game last night without talking to the media or shaking the winner's hands. Bad form, LeBron!

The Mighty Ducks Taught Jake Gyllenhaal the Meaning Of Pain

Hey, Lebron James, Here's A Little Advice From Team Iceland

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