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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    01:14 AM

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Solve clues to go to wizard college? Whoa, will they adopt me???
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    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Actually, a friend of a source of a roommate tells me Michelle was impregnated by Ted Kennedy before he died (as opposed to after) and that the only reasonable thing to do was to put the child in a Portugese Water Dog costume and act so happy that Ted "gave" the family a new "pet."
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    I'm kind of loving the smug, giddy look on Gerard Butler's face in # 7. I'm almost hearing Austin Powers' voice: "Yeah, baby!"
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    Image of o-line o-line
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    I can't wait for my first issue of Jennifer Aniston Will Die Alone Weekly to arrive in the mail.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Angelina adopts Michael Jackson's children!
    Jen's baby fever is out of control!

    Britney Spears engaged to Robert Pattinson, who is an actual emo vampire!
    Stalk me, baby, one more time!

    President Obama caught in torrid embrace with Brad Pitt!
    We hear they're converting to Scientology, because why the fuck not?

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are a normal couple! No, really. Seriously. REALLY.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/21/09

    @Yahtzii: Brad and Angelina decided on one last name for Shiloh as soon as they realized Jolie-Pitt sounds like Holy Shit!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/21/09

    @Yahtzii: I bet at least one of these comes true in 2010.
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    12/21/09

    @CurtCole: Gwyneth Paltrow debut her new line: GOOP for K-Mart!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/21/09

    @Yahtzii: GOOP taken off shelves after customer complains that it does not contain goop, only uppity advice!!!
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    Image of iquenique iquenique
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    Brad storms off into Gerard's arms, leaving pregnant Jen inconsolable and Angie adopting a white, Canadian child to mend her broken heart and be the ring-bearer as she walks down the aisle with Tom, as a distraught Katie moves to her secret apartment in NYC, where she hides Suri from Xenu while kindling the child's secret love affair with Maddox.

    Oh, and the Kardashians are all pregnant, married and go bald. And get In Touch tattooed on their scalps.
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    12/21/09

    @iquenique: The only thing I would add is that Robert Pattinson getting pregnant would really make my 2010.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    "Unless they've cleverly disguised their adopted son in a Portuguese Water Dog costume, this never happened."

    This made me laugh. Really, awkwardly hard. Thanks Margaret.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/21/09

    @SunburnedCounsel: Me too! And I so needed it! Thanks Margaret!
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
    I am still insanely jealous of the Jolie-Pitt "theme days." I wanna play too!
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    12/21/09

    @cate3710: I know! I'm thinking of consoling myself by having a Jolie-Pitt theme day and forcing each of my friends to dress up as one of the kids.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    12/21/09

    @Margaret: Can I be Shiloh? She always seems to have a sword, and sensible shoes.
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Lindsey's tweet is so outrageous: "Over 40 children saved so far...within one day's work...this is what life is about!"

    Yeah so Lindz, picking up 40 children for photo ops does not constitute "saving" them, and doing that for one day doesn't really make you qualified to preach about the meaning of life. Just fyi.
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    Image of chochochi chochochi
    12/17/09

    @Ultraprison!: The Indian social workers said she was not even there when the children were rescued...
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Did they really just make a casting suggestion for this hypothetical Tiger movie based entirely on the argument "Shakira and Jaimee have great hair"? Does Shakira even act, or is that not relevant?
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    12/16/09

    @Breamworthy: At least Shakira is a performer; I'm more amused by the fact that they cast Patti Stanger because she "knows how to attract a man".
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Billy is "very caught up in Jessica's mystique"...

    This confuses me.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    You know, these tabloids are really losing their touch. Case in point: Us magazine reporting Rihanna's backwards mirror tattoo and not extrapolating that into
    RIHANNA'S MEMENTO NIGHTMARE: How she's coping with memory loss through body art
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    Image of PrairieGirl PrairieGirl
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    I have no idea who Kendra is, or this Hank Baskett person. I only wish they'd had a girl so they could have called her Helena Hand Baskett.
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    Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor promoted this comment PrairieGirl was starred PrairieGirl was unstarred
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    12/16/09

    @PrairieGirl: Oh very good...hearted
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    Image of Twizzgirl Twizzgirl
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Everytime I see a picture of the Octomom and her babies I wonder where the other kids are. You have 14 kids woman, do you know what the other 6 are doing?
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    Image of CremeBruDont CremeBruDont
    12/16/09

    @Twizzgirl: Probably lurking in the background, about to throw something at her head
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    That Us Weekly cover is ridiculous. There had to be a picture of them actually standing together that they could rip up, no?
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