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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Lindsey's tweet is so outrageous: "Over 40 children saved so far...within one day's work...this is what life is about!"

    Yeah so Lindz, picking up 40 children for photo ops does not constitute "saving" them, and doing that for one day doesn't really make you qualified to preach about the meaning of life. Just fyi.
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    12/17/09

    @Ultraprison!: The Indian social workers said she was not even there when the children were rescued...
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Did they really just make a casting suggestion for this hypothetical Tiger movie based entirely on the argument "Shakira and Jaimee have great hair"? Does Shakira even act, or is that not relevant?
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    12/16/09

    @Breamworthy: At least Shakira is a performer; I'm more amused by the fact that they cast Patti Stanger because she "knows how to attract a man".
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Billy is "very caught up in Jessica's mystique"...

    This confuses me.
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    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    You know, these tabloids are really losing their touch. Case in point: Us magazine reporting Rihanna's backwards mirror tattoo and not extrapolating that into
    RIHANNA'S MEMENTO NIGHTMARE: How she's coping with memory loss through body art
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    That Us Weekly cover is ridiculous. There had to be a picture of them actually standing together that they could rip up, no?
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    What? No cover proclaiming
    "The Decade of Jennifer Aniston's Barren Womb!" ?
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    i would like to know why the covers of People, Us and In Touch didn't make the list of "Worst Photoshop Disasters" for 2009?
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    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Holy shit, Dodai! Virtual high five for the tabloid shout out.

    You've made it. You've really made it!
     Reply
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Taylor Momsen was fired?
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    Image of remedios remedios
    12/16/09

    @PilgrimSoul: No, she's retiring to spend more time with her family.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    That woman DID explain what a smile was. That clatter I heard was my brain falling out of my left ear and hitting the floor.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Can EVERYONE STFU about Jessica and Billy having nothing in common?

    NEWSFLASH: Sometimes people date who have NOTHING in common! It's okay! There's actually a saying about it, "Opposites attract." Paula Abdul even sang a song about it! With a dancing animated cat! And if Garfield has taught us anything, it's that you can ALWAYS trust an animated cat, as long as he's not guarding your lasagna.
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    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    If I was writing a book about the history of how people get famous, I'd call the chapter on this decade "2000-2009: Fucking Their Way To The Top."
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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    12/16/09

    @morninggloria: And videotaping it.
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    Image of Dayman-Fan Dayman-Fan
    12/16/09

    @burningdinner: And accidentally on-purpose leaking it to the media.
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Because you can leave six kids, but you can't leave seven.

    Oh, Dodai. You're such a LOLercoaster.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    I hadn't seen the circled hand with "Touchy feely" in image 1, priceless!
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
    Apparently the step between James Dean and Rober Pattinson is Hayden Christensen.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/16/09

    @TransFat: Yup. That looks about right.
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
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    12/16/09

    @TransFat: That "t" was silent anyways. At least it is now for me.
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    Edited by TransFat at 12/16/09 4:07 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
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