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This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
Every Wednesday, we read the tabloids so you don't have to. This week, Angie's pregnant (again), Jen takes a break from pining for Brad to host a chili cook-off, and we learn how to achieve an unhealthy glow Jersey Shore-style. More »

12/23/09

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Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
Between Jen and Brad's sexting, multiple Jolie-Pitts who never materialized, and the Obamas' baby, this was an exciting year in the tabloids. Too bad those stories were totally fake! Let's take a look back at all "news" that never was. More »

12/21/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal. More »

12/16/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot "news" in the celeb tabloids. This week: Read Tiger's lurid text messages and find out how Angelina is helping Jen adopt a little Mexican kid. More »

12/09/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we stroll the fairways of the celeb tabloids. Last week, Star reported Tiger was cheating, this week we learn more. Also: Lindsay's doing coke and Britney found out she's pregnant. More »

12/02/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. More »

11/25/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. More »

11/18/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. More »

11/11/09

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By Dodai

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This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. More »

11/04/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. More »

10/28/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for juicy gossip in In Touch, Us, Life& Style, Star and Ok!. In case you hadn't heard, Nicole and Joel had a Moonie wedding! More »

10/21/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. More »

10/14/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Pirate Movie Is Better Than Gosselin Drama
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where Margaret and I shovel the meaningless manure in Us, Life & Style, In Touch, Star and Ok! Why should we care about the Gosselins when we're already standing in line for Shiloh's pirate flick?!?!! More »

10/07/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. More »

09/30/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I look for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. Is Jennifer Aniston's baby bump for real? Will Justin Timberlake date Rihanna? Is Angie adopting again?!?!?! More »

09/23/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan! More »

09/16/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. More »

09/09/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I experience a computer-crashing conundrum: If Lindsay Lohan did dress as Lindsay Lohan to rob herself and Demi Moore did have cosmetic surgery, then do celebrities lie more than tabloids? More »

09/02/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for the joy of good gossip inside Us, In Touch, Star, Ok! and Life & Style. Instead we find falsehoods and reported cosmetic procedures gone wrong. More »

08/26/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. More »

08/19/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. More »

08/12/09

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This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner

Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009

This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"

This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts

This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy

This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate

This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face

This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs

This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations

This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Pirate Movie Is Better Than Gosselin Drama

This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna

This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping

This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"

This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée

This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce

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