OMG, My favorite meal is breakfast for dinner! And despite having Indian parents and growing up in the south, I can't do either accent! I read Latin! Quod Erat Demonstrandum, we must be friends. Call me, Mindy, you can show me how to text!
I love these insider stories. Brad had a tearful call with his mom, telling her Angelina is ruining his life!!! Are we supposed to believe that Brad's mom hung up and then emailed the tabloids the story?
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: As I said above, Mindy Kaling is the only reason I watch the show The Office any more, and she's woefully underutilized in that.
"It is not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other" is actually an incredibly appropriate comment, Life and Style. Good for you, Lady from Las Vegas who likes the night life.
@Snowbunny: Well I for one am actually kinda shocked at how different she looks from the beginning of the year. I'm not saying she's unhealthy or starving herself or anything, but it is QUITE the transformation.
@TurtleSpeak: She did get rid of a lot of her soap opera villian/crazy fortune teller/rich estranged aunt with a lot of dogs style thing she had going on. I think we would all look a little sleeker with less red ruffles and more beige, fitted things.
Tyra has a giant possible range for how much she can weigh and still be absolutely gorgeous. That range is 100-1,000,000 pounds.
Clearly, all Brad needs to do to end these rumors is shave that beard, because it makes him look like (a) he just woke up, or (b) just had a huge fight, in every pic.
So I have nothing nice to say about any of these stories, except that Mindy Kaling made me laugh, and Heidi and Seal's daughter looks exactly like my son as a newborn, before his hair fell out. I want to snuggle her.
@SunburnedCounsel: I want to cut up all of these magazines and make my own. It will only feature Mindy Kaling, Heidi Klum and Seal's newborn daughter, celebrity pets and pictures of happy, healthy celebrities that do not invade their privacy.
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RE: that Tyra weight comparison. Has anyone else noticed that there are pretty much only 4 weights for women in these magazines? 98 lbs: ZOMG CALL THE POLICE! 120 lbs: Perfectly healthy! 150 lbs: Fatso! 200 lbs: ZOMG CALL THE POLICE!
Independent of the inappropriateness of guessing people's weight in a national forum, it's dumb because it never even takes into account the actual people being guessed about. Tyra Banks is like 6' tall, quit using the same numbers you have stored for Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson. A weight swing that might be 30lbs on a woman who's 5'4" is significantly more on her. Oh, and it's none of your business either way, Star.
@morninggloria: Unfortunately, the 5% is the boring 'Stars, they're just like us!' section. I'd rather hear falsehoods about sitcom moms snorting coke off the toilet in their trailer than see Renee Zelwegger hit up another goddamn Starbucks.
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Tyra has a giant possible range for how much she can weigh and still be absolutely gorgeous. That range is 100-1,000,000 pounds.
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Wait. I already own this. I think this is called a fairy tale book.
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Independent of the inappropriateness of guessing people's weight in a national forum, it's dumb because it never even takes into account the actual people being guessed about. Tyra Banks is like 6' tall, quit using the same numbers you have stored for Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson. A weight swing that might be 30lbs on a woman who's 5'4" is significantly more on her. Oh, and it's none of your business either way, Star.
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