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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/03/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Rachel U. = another skank with a lazy eye.
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Because I picture it involves drinking wine and wearing cleavage-highlighting outfits.

    Fuck yeah! Living like a divorcee! Ride till I die!
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Mindy Kaling is clearly determined to be my favorite person.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/02/09

    @bluewine: I love her too. She's so adorable. She's always been the best part of The Office for me.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    OMG, My favorite meal is breakfast for dinner! And despite having Indian parents and growing up in the south, I can't do either accent! I read Latin! Quod Erat Demonstrandum, we must be friends. Call me, Mindy, you can show me how to text!
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    Image of Oface Oface
    12/02/09

    @Hana Maru: Brinner is the best meal EVER.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/02/09

    @Oface: I'm so glad it has a name!
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    Image of Oface Oface
    12/03/09

    @TurtleSpeak: *embarrassed* I stole it from Scrubs. I wish I were that original.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    I love these insider stories. Brad had a tearful call with his mom, telling her Angelina is ruining his life!!! Are we supposed to believe that Brad's mom hung up and then emailed the tabloids the story?
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    I don't know who Mindy Kaling is but the fact that she can read Latin is insanely sweet.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/02/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: As I said above, Mindy Kaling is the only reason I watch the show The Office any more, and she's woefully underutilized in that.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    "It is not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other" is actually an incredibly appropriate comment, Life and Style. Good for you, Lady from Las Vegas who likes the night life.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Lindsay Lohan is having a "secret romance" with Entourage star Kevin Connolly

    Crawly McNugget and Morgan Mayham? Some Blind Items are going to get solved with this tidbit.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Good lord, Tyra is so skinny, pretty and tall she looks like a supermodel or something. Who knew?
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/02/09

    @Snowbunny: Well I for one am actually kinda shocked at how different she looks from the beginning of the year. I'm not saying she's unhealthy or starving herself or anything, but it is QUITE the transformation.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/03/09

    @TurtleSpeak: She did get rid of a lot of her soap opera villian/crazy fortune teller/rich estranged aunt with a lot of dogs style thing she had going on. I think we would all look a little sleeker with less red ruffles and more beige, fitted things.

    Tyra has a giant possible range for how much she can weigh and still be absolutely gorgeous. That range is 100-1,000,000 pounds.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Who exactly is supposed to be 'surprised' that Adam Lambert looks like Liza Minnelli?
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Clearly, all Brad needs to do to end these rumors is shave that beard, because it makes him look like (a) he just woke up, or (b) just had a huge fight, in every pic.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    So I have nothing nice to say about any of these stories, except that Mindy Kaling made me laugh, and Heidi and Seal's daughter looks exactly like my son as a newborn, before his hair fell out. I want to snuggle her.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    12/02/09

    @SunburnedCounsel: I want to cut up all of these magazines and make my own. It will only feature Mindy Kaling, Heidi Klum and Seal's newborn daughter, celebrity pets and pictures of happy, healthy celebrities that do not invade their privacy.

    Wait. I already own this. I think this is called a fairy tale book.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    RE: that Tyra weight comparison. Has anyone else noticed that there are pretty much only 4 weights for women in these magazines? 98 lbs: ZOMG CALL THE POLICE! 120 lbs: Perfectly healthy! 150 lbs: Fatso! 200 lbs: ZOMG CALL THE POLICE!

    Independent of the inappropriateness of guessing people's weight in a national forum, it's dumb because it never even takes into account the actual people being guessed about. Tyra Banks is like 6' tall, quit using the same numbers you have stored for Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson. A weight swing that might be 30lbs on a woman who's 5'4" is significantly more on her. Oh, and it's none of your business either way, Star.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    I hope Brad Pitt's mom at least gets paid for the info she tells the tabloids.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/02/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Tabloids are 75% celebrity fanfiction, 20% Kardashians, and 5% things that are actually true.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/02/09

    @morninggloria: Unfortunately, the 5% is the boring 'Stars, they're just like us!' section. I'd rather hear falsehoods about sitcom moms snorting coke off the toilet in their trailer than see Renee Zelwegger hit up another goddamn Starbucks.
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