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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    In thumbnail form, the "After" Cameron Diaz appears to be wearing a melted black Croc on her head. In which case, "what happened?" indeed.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    Wait, wait, wait...so is Disney REALLY making a Yellow Submarine remake because that's just wrong. What is with all these remakes, first The Crow now Yellow Submarine. These were great on their own, they don't need to be redone, use some creativity and come up with something original.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    A grade F is 22 degrees? What the heckity heck is coming Chicagoward tomorrow, then? F minus?
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    Image of Beanie37 Beanie37
    12/09/09

    @morninggloria: Doom. Doom is pretty much coming to Chicago. I would give it a "Z+"
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    morninggloria promoted this comment Beanie37 was starred Beanie37 was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/09/09

    @Beanie37: For a second, I got really excited because I thought you meant DOOM, as in MetalFace DOOM, as in the enigmatic rapper.

    But you meant destruction, as in my face is going to freeze off.
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    Image of Beanie37 Beanie37
    12/09/09

    @morninggloria: Sorry to disappoint!
    Indeed, face, toes, fingers.....to quote some movie, "I fear the wind!"
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    Cameron looks no different at all. I have a question, though - am I the only one who DOES NOT GET why having filler or implants put in your cheeks makes a person look younger? I think it actually aged Madonna 10 years overnight. Maybe she just had a bad practitioner, and it works so well on others I just haven't noticed it?
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    Image of booksrlivres booksrlivres
    12/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I'm guessing that maybe it fills out the sag in cheeks thus no laugh wrinkles?
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment booksrlivres was starred booksrlivres was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/09/09

    @booksrlivres: Oh, I'm sure that's the theory - but in practice, it always looks so Upper East Side rich old lady. To me, at least.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Exhibit A: Rupert Everett. I will not post a link to the picture, because it makes me too sad. Google if you must. :(
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/09/09

    @BetteD: I don't need to, I know exactly what you mean. I'd take the wrinkles any day - he looks like a different person. So sad.
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    Image of booksrlivres booksrlivres
    12/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: agreed, which is why I'm embracing my inevitable pruning.
    When I get unrecognizable in old age I'm planning on having my heirs discover my identity in the form of painting painted in the prime of my youth with clues hidden throughout resulting in an around the world adventure where the journey is the reward. They are so gonna hate me.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/09/09

    @booksrlivres: That sounds awesome. I may steal the idea.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    "What Happened to Cameron's Face?"

    Well, it appears to be flash photography and not realizing a picture is being taken of you. I know, I'm brilliant.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    I am so fucking tired of this "Why would Tiger cheat? Elin is so beautiful"

    A. Cheating on an ugly woman is justified?
    B. Men don't cheat because of sex they cheat because of power.

    Arrrrrggggg!

    Edited to add: Not just men cheat. I know point number 2 kind made it sound that way.
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    Edited by Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. at 12/09/09 3:34 PM Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    12/09/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Men cheat because women 'let themselves go'. That's my personal favourite.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/09/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Dude you are SO right. It's tantamount to the whole "you were dressed sexy so you were asking to be raped" argument. Patriarchy much?
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/09/09

    @sara-without-an-h: If anything, this case further proves that to be untrue.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    Wow, Teresa. That much animal print could make you look like a prostitution whore.
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    Image of LilyBonesBurana LilyBonesBurana
    12/09/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: I have that same L.A.M.B. leopard trench coat.

    I could pretty much die of embarrassment right now.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    12/09/09

    @LilyBonesBurana: It's cool. We won't treat you like a leper-d.
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    Image of LilyBonesBurana LilyBonesBurana
    12/09/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: D'oh! Thank you for sparing me!

    In fairness, I am playing it more to the Stefani side than to the Jersey Princess side (despite being from Jersey m'self.)
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    Cameron Diaz stumbles into bad lighting! Absurd story inside!
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    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    Leave Mischa alone!!!!1!11!~~ I'm not even a fan but that side-by-side seems especially cruel.
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was starred Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    I was all geared up to be secretly titillated but publicly appalled by the printing of the dirty texts, but MAN those suckers were boring. I didn't even finish the article.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles:
    No kidding. At the same time, their boring nature authenticates them to me. It's kind of like 'The Hills." It's just too boring to be scripted, no?
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    I need Richard Lawson to construct an entire full-length play out of #10. Like, immediately.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    "jogging alone, wandering around Macy's alone, and eating alone at Cheesecake Factory."

    Where do I sign up?
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    @dancerevolution: Yeah, aside from the "jogging alone" and the bit about the Cheesecake factory, that's pretty much MY LIFE.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    What in the fuckery is going on with the dream's pants?
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    Image of keldo keldo
    12/09/09

    @Kali Mama: They are a nightmare.
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    12/09/09

    @Kali Mama: And why are his shoes so shiny? I was unaware of this man's existence until just now, and between his breeches and his name, I'm finding him pretty funny.
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    amoureuse est heureuse promoted this comment MalinaMango was starred MalinaMango was unstarred
    Image of amoureuse est heureuse amoureuse est heureuse
    12/09/09

    @MalinaMango: He's the producer behind Rihanna's Umbrella and Beyonce's Single Ladies.

    This is actually the best that he has ever looked. He is usually decked out in ill-fitting smedium jackets.
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    amoureuse est heureuse was starred amoureuse est heureuse was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    The Star cover story reads like really bad fanfic.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    God, if any of my dirty texts got out I would be SO embarrassed.
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    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    12/09/09

    @Penny: They always sound so great at the time, but so terrible when they're taken out of context. I looked at some of my old texts recently and I sound like I'm a 12 year old.
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