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    Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"

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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    My midlife crisis included a sports car, a $300 haircut, and a girlfriend who was 10 years older than me.

    You sir, are having a mid life crisis. You aren't fooling anyone.
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    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Likes: Fast things, motorcycles, tattoos, Ed Hardy, body piercing, space ships, GI Joe, skateboards, catching lizards, tractors.
    Dislikes: Vegetables, cooties, baths, timeouts, sharing, girl stuff, sitting still in church.
    Jon, I just created your eHarmony profile for you. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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    Image of A-girl A-girl
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    I love that they blurred out his Ed Hardy wear.
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    Image of midwestdesigner midwestdesigner
    08/11/09

    @A-girl: A service to humankind, really.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    He just doesn't know when to shut up.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    As a forty-something guy who drives a red sports car, I know something about having a midlife crisis. You sir, are having one.
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    Image of oh.meaghan oh.meaghan
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Yeah, and two years ago he was lamenting the fact that he had the tattoos while sitting next to his wife and praising Jesus on the same damn show. Jon, we are growing weary of your fancy lies and ugly shirts!
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    Image of mandi mandi
    08/11/09

    @oh.meaghan: Denial is not just a river in Egypt, Jon!
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    Image of oh.meaghan oh.meaghan
    08/11/09

    @mandi*: It should also be noted that he was frequently and fervently reinforcing gender roles and gendered guidelines for one's appearance and I'm comfortable in assuming that he would've said HELL NO to any of his boys having earrings as his former self.
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    Image of messybessy messybessy
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    His Ed Hardy t-shirts look way better blurred out.
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    VPea promoted this comment messybessy was starred messybessy was unstarred
    Image of VPea VPea
    08/11/09

    @messybessy: The FCC should implement some sort of douchebaggery censor and a czar to oversee the implementation of this new act
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    Image of baboonbutt baboonbutt
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Please stop watching. Stop feeding the beast. Do the humane thing and allow this show to die. It is as if we cannot stop ourselves from poking the corpse with a stick to see what squirms out of it. Drop the stick and give it a decent burial.
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    Image of ALittleBitGothic2.0 ALittleBitGothic2.0
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Seeing tabloid headlines about Jon and/or Kate's mid-life crisis makes my blood boil. THEY ARE 33 YEARS OLD!
    Unless this is Ghana, that's not middle age.
    I will NOT be a middle aged woman this decade. Fuck, my mom is in her fifties, and I BARELY consider her middle aged.
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    08/11/09

    @ALittleBitGothic2.0: I agree that 32-34 isn't middle aged, but c'mon, being into your 50s is well into middle age. People don't live to be 120 years old. The average American makes it to their late 80s- mid 40s is middle aged. Middle ages doesn't have to be a dirty word.
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    Image of spunkay spunkay
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    It's like when my nephew cries "I'm not being a baby!" while kicking and screaming.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    yes, jon. we know that you're only 32. you have your whole life ahead of you.
    i have to wonder when he got the tats.
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    Image of dichotomy dichotomy
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Translation - "Come and get it, ladies!"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Jon sounds like a kid who is high on Mountain Dew and deficient in attention to a disorderly degree: "I like fast things and dump trucks and fires and explosions and tattoos and big big boats and baseball players and Transformer toys and squirt guns and WOLVES EATING THINGS and NARUTO!!!!!!!!"
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    08/11/09

    @morninggloria: and construction sites and puppies and girls and---OOH SHINY OBJECT
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/11/09

    @morninggloria: He's a Mountain Dewshbag.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    08/11/09

    @BabyJane: That's the best description I've read about him! xo Baby
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    When you list the ways in which you are badass, you automatically negate any badassitude.
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    Image of youbehim youbehim
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
    Well Kate did dress him...but, I don't think he realizes it was for the best.
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