Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women'

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: »3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding Photos

"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it").… »10/23/12 9:00am

Open Thread: Mick Jagger Can't Get No Satisfaction (Or Can He?) On SNL

Mick Jagger is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight and he's the musical guest with the Foo Fighters and Arcade Fire. It is going to be the most fun thing that's ever happened. Except remember that time that Keith Richards was like, "his dick is small but his balls are big," which I could have told you myself? Or not. »5/19/12 11:15pm