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girl.of.your.dreams
09/24/09

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The Fame Kills tour IS still on, because I just bought tickets. :)

I can't help it. I heart Kanye West.
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Dictator for Life
09/24/09

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Am I the only person that's sad about there being another Bridget Jones movie? I loved the first two movies, but I thought that enough shit had happened to Bridget that I would rather imagine that her life with Mark Darcy was too nice and boring and full of love to be interesting enough for a movie.

(I know she's fictional, but still. I wanted her fictional life to be happy.)
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MollitaFranchita
09/24/09

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Uh, Ellen Pompeo's baby is "one of her own"? I'm not overly P.C. or nuthin', but there are a million other ways to say what you meant. I expect more from Jezebel writers. Katherine and Josh's baby is definitely now "their own." And she's freakin' adorable.
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BAngieB
09/24/09

@MollitaFranchita: Wow. Way to read something into it that wasn't there.
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telecomic the thoughtful red panda
09/24/09

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So, if Natalie Imbruglia is scared to be single and in a new relationship, she really must be Torn.
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BlondeGoddess
09/24/09

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Isn't Bridget supposed to be pregnant in the 3rd installment? In that case, wearing a 'fat' suit makes a lot of sense.

Still, yo-yoing like Renee Zellweger and Christian Bale do for movie parts is very hard on your metabolism. Sure, it is easy to gain 5 pounds, 10 even, but 30? That must involve a lot of unhealthy food.
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NoelleBlue
09/24/09

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Okay, I feel bad for the ill will, but: I used to really like Lily Allen, and believed she was just cheeky and young. But the more she talks - the more everything seems like a little snit fit, like a little girl stomping her foot and insulting those around her. She doesn't really have much positive to say, it seems, about anything? Unlike, say, Beth Ditto; the more I hear her speak the more I respect her and her opinions.

Oh, man, the Jen Aniston stuff, it does get so very old. It's become it's own reality; who KNOWS what her real life is like.
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zoethebitch
09/24/09

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Advice for Suzanne Somers: Never say anything about someone unless you would write it down and sign it.
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noisy doll
09/24/09

@zoethebitch: Yeah, her apology sounded very much like "well if I knew I'd be caught saying that publicly I might have kept it to myself, but I'm sorry you feel that way."
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PhillyLass
09/24/09

@noisy doll: Agreed-- that was definitely an "I'm sorry I got caught" statement and not an "I'm truly sorry and I've seen the error of my ways" statement.

And why would she expect something she said to a STRANGER at a party at a FILM FESTIVAL to be private? It's not like she was chatting with her girlfriends around her own kitchen table.
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heykoukla
09/24/09

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Gee, Victoria Beckham, who exactly is responsible for giving us the impression that you're unhealthy? Did the media make up the pathetic story that you never do any exercise because you can't bear to wear flat shoes? Or that you refuse to let biscuits or cake pass your lips? No, I believe they were direct quotes.
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noisy doll
09/24/09

@heykoukla: I think she would probably try to argue that never eating biscuits or cake IS healthy.
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heykoukla
09/24/09

@noisy doll: I'm sure she would probably say that. But I'd argue moderation, not deprivation, is a better message, especially for the "young women" she says look up to her.
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annab
09/24/09

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Fantastic, now we can all look forward to DVD bonus features on Renee's "magical transformation" to become a hideous average-sized person.
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stacyinbean
09/24/09

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This closeness of the Joseph Fiennes and Stephen Moyer quotes are making me think of a Joseph Fiennes and Stephen Moyer sandwich I'd like to get in the middle of!!!
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JennaW
09/24/09

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People need to stop publishing their Jen Aniston fan-fiction in real magazines. There are websites for that:

"Trailer of Tears" by TeamAniston
Jen/Brad, angst -- I suk at summeries! LOL! Plz review! Lol!1
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wtfox?!
09/24/09

@JennaW: You'd also need warnings for "IF U LIKE ANGELINA DON'T READ" and "IF U DONT REVIEW I WONT WRITE MORE!!!!11!!"
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JennaW
09/24/09

@wtfox?!: I'm so tempted to just republish the source article on fanfiction.net with our comments in the notes...
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Bgirl_Hamster
09/24/09

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Okay, even if Jen was crying, why does it always have to be linked to her undying love for Brad Pitt? How crappy would it be if you couldn't shed a tear without everyone blaming it on your breakup from years past? Like, "Hamster is crying, I bet it isn't because she stubbed her toe or lost her job. It's because she never got over the boy in high school who dumped her for the head cheerleader. Poor, poor, lonely Hamster."
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rixatrix
09/24/09

@Bgirl_Hamster: Uh, Hello, it's Brad Pitt?

Actually, I can't stand him. Sexiest man alive? I just don't really see it. And regardless of all his kids now, you just don't forgive a dude for leaving his wife for a younger woman, you know?

The thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she seems nice. So people imagine her vulnerabilities make her frail. If she was someone like Joan Jett or another American badass, they'd never presume that if she got upset, it must be because of X breakup several years ago. Of course, if Jen got angry, everyone would still blame it on Brad, so she really can't win.
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BiteMeMitchell!
09/24/09

@rixatrix: Yeah, he really couldn't do less for me at all. He just seems so.... sexless. And he doesn't seem to have much in the way of personality either. Clearly he's not bad looking, everything's in the right place, but he's just so bland and holds all the sex appeal of the average dishcloth.
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ytuhermanotambien
09/24/09

@rixatrix: I find him quite sexy, but that being said, it's extremely implausible that anyone would burst into tears over a breakup that's at least four years in the past. Right? I've never been married or anything, but STILL. She's an adult. It was ages ago. I'm pretty sure she's over it.
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redqueenmeg
09/24/09

@rixatrix: I never really saw his appeal either. The only thing I found him remotely appealing in was Interview with the Vampire. Maybe it's the hair.
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HaarzyLady
09/24/09

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I'm bothered by the proposal that Katherine Heigl was trying to one up one Ellen Pompeo. Can't an overjoyed couple who have welcomed a wonderful gift into their lives celebrate and sing it from the mountain tops? Does it have to be portrayed that it is intentionally taking away from someone else's joy?
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stacyinbean
09/24/09

@HaarzyLady: Particularly when Heigl's adoption is clearly something that has been going on for awhile now. You don't just say hey I want a baby on this day, get it to me!
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kkatt
09/24/09

@HaarzyLady: Totally - it's implied cat fighting and it's sexist.
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BlondeGoddess
09/24/09

@HaarzyLady: Also, wasnt the adoption a week earlier, not the same day? Unless the news about Ellen Pompeo's Stella Luna (love the name) has reached me very late.
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Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
09/24/09

@BlondeGoddess: No, you're right. I would have sworn we heard about Katherine's news earlier this week - it was def in Midweek Madness, and I think the first pic was released Monday. And Ellen just gave birth yesterday. So, not really a competition, but thanks for trying to start a catfight, tabloid magazine!
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hfree
09/24/09

@BlondeGoddess: I think Ellen Pompeo's baby was born a week or so ago and they are just announcing it now (which, good for them). I also love the name Stella Luna. I hope they read that story about the bat to her a lot.
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likepenguins
09/24/09

@stacyinbean: Unless you're Madonna.
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remedios
09/24/09

@kkatt: Agreed, but I think they're also attempting to play off the Heigl hate.
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stacyinbean
09/24/09

@likepenguins: Very true!
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BlondeGoddess
09/24/09

@remedios: All the Heigl hate is making me love her. I'm such an individualist.
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moramoo
09/24/09

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I think you forgot part of the item. Obviously it was supposed to read:
"By the by, Jennifer Aniston went to see Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain on Broadway on Tuesday. She then burst into hysterical sobs, saying, 'I'm sorry, even the sight of a man reminds me that I was once married and still have no children.'"
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
09/24/09

In reply to Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
There's kind of an amusing piece on BoingBoing today about how Lily Allen doesn't understand the copyright laws she's hollering about protecting. Apparently she posted a rant about copyright violation and music sharing on her blog and in doing so, violated copyright laws by lifting the works of others to strengthen her argument.

Lily: Ur doin it rong.
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