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    Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere

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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    I wonder if the key is in the crystals?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    I read the Louis Vuitton tree thingy as "money trees," which made me wonder about the origin and availability of said trees.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    It is bad how much I would like to own Yves and Pierre's omlette pan. I bet it's beautifully seasoned.
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    Marcus Shenkenberg, Gabriel Aubry, and Derek Zoolander. That's it. I can count twenty years' worth of male models on one hand.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @odinsraven: How could you overlook Hansel? He's so hot right now.
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    Gap, can we have a talk?

    Just...stop, okay? Just stop with the gimmicks. It won't help. You were basically all I wore back in high school. The stuff was vaguely cute and inoffensive. For my boring self, it was just fine. Not too far overpriced, decent quality, and simple: that was your thing.

    The fugly crap you've had in your stores for at least the last 5 years is what is killing you! Not a lack of ceiling mannequins!
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    Jenna promoted this comment CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    11/18/09

    @CynicalPink: If you haven't been back there in the last couple of months, it might surprise you. I was dubious when Patrick Robinson said he was going to completely re-do the collection, back to the drawing board style for fit, fabric, washes, finishes, thread, etc, since normally those "we worked FOUR YEARS on this collection" claims are so much hyperbolic bullshit. (Also, like Sadie, I try to avoid fast fashion.) But in August I bought a pair of their trousers -- mustard coloured, unlike anything else in my closet -- and they've become my favorite pants. They're flattering, really comfortable, don't need special treatment in the wash, and they have realistically sized pockets. (Also the Vena Cava collab dress I have always gets compliments.) Whaddayaknow, I kinda dig the new Gap.
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/18/09

    @Jenna: Mustard trousers do sound awesome, but my biggest problem has been fit and price. Even when I do find something I like at the Gap, it's never worth the price. My second most common thought walking around that store is "That's cute, but it's not $60 cute." But again, it comes down to awkward fit for me. Even the cardigan I bought over the summer is boxy and awkward. None of my friends look good in it either.
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    Edited by CynicalPink at 11/18/09 12:20 PM CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    11/18/09

    @CynicalPink: Are you small? I was in Gap this summer with a size 8 friend and she was snatching up cute tops in size XS/2. I haven't tried their pants, but as a petite person it seems their dresses and shirts are not going to work. At least, nothing besides their basic t-shirts (still prefer J.Crew's cut for those.)
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/18/09

    @LaFemme: I'm a short "hourglass"...and by "hourglass" I mean "reasonable top half notwithstanding the chubby arms, and an ass and pair of thighs that confound the makers of jeans."

    Gap jeans are a disaster on me in every sense of the word (regulars are too long, ankles are too short, not enough room in the thighs, inches of room at the waist), and on the off chance I find a shirt I can get in to, it's always too expensive for what it is.

    I know at some point the judgment comes down to a matter of style and tastes, which is hard to make a blanket statement about. But even my friends who are all over the Gap aesthetic have trouble with fit and quality in the long term.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    What's strange is that all of Michelle's jewelry pieces are keys.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/18/09

    @BAngieB: Damn, you beat me to it!
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    "It starts at $78"
    So expect to pay $80 for a t-shirt.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @femme-bot: You and your common sense are going to ruin all the fun, you know.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    "Colorful crystals"? Gah, Dawn ruins everything!

    #buffythevampireslayer
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: Why would they even let Dawn into a Coach store? Don't they remember her shoplifting problem?
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    09/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
    Whoa, Blake Lively! Extreme Head Turn.
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    09/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
    I really like Blake Lively's dress.

    I think Emma Stone looks ridiculous. I get the Anna Sui thing, but it makes her gorgeous self look stumpy and short-necked.
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    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    09/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
    FYI: #6 and #13 are from the Sui for Target collection.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
    At least Taylor Momsen got "edgy" right this time. Well done young grasshopper.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    09/10/09

    @MizJenkins: I still want to scrape off about half an inch of that war paint she's wearing, though.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    09/10/09

    @FattyCatty: Extensions aren't very edgy. Those are what I want to get rid of.
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    09/10/09

    @Dictator for Life: Yes, those extensions are terrible! She looked edgier without them. God, I'm tired of the word edgy.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    09/10/09

    @MizJenkins: The sad thing is, she looks very Courtney Love circa now. The stringy extensions, the prostitute makeup and the copious leather just makes her look old in a hard-living 14 year old kind of way; it's a terrible look.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/10/09

    @Tchotchke: I think she's trying to channel Deborah Harry (she'd need a lot more crack to channel C. Love). When I was her age I idolized Flo Jo...given that much money and a stylist I would have shown spandex no mercy. Hopefully it's a phase.
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    09/10/09


    @Dictator for Life: Are you trying to tell me these guys aren't EDGY?!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
    Is Kelly Bensimon REALLY wearing flip flops? If she had a purse I would guess there were better shoes in there that she just forgot.
    They look like the flip flops from J Crew.
    I wonder how dirty her feet got outside.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    09/10/09

    @greengrey: I realized something fundamentally wrong has happened to me - I saw her outfit, and thought, "yeah, I know no pants, blah blah blah..." THEN I got to the flipflops.

    But the pantsless thing... I barely notice or care anymore.
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    Image of Bohemian can haz graduashion? Bohemian can haz graduashion?
    09/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl + Anna Sui for Target = Awesome
    perhaps its because Trachtenberg's feet disappeared. Look at them! Where did they go?
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    08/03/09

    In reply to Michael's Mom Awarded Custody Of Kids; Pam And Tommy Lee Back Together?
    There is so much wrong with the title Music for Cougars that I don't know where to begin.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/03/09

    @Lolita Hazed: I'm so confused by his explanation, too... I was a huge Sugar Ray fan when they first came out and I'm only 25. Am I a cougar already!? I give up, world.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    08/04/09

    @hellosunshine: That's what I'm saying, I saw them at Warped Tour when whatever their stupid hit song was big and I'm 30...apparently 30 is a cougar?
    Fucking serious?
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    Edited by veronykah at 08/04/09 4:36 AM veronykah was starred veronykah was unstarred
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