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    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"

    Sunny Day, Everything's A Great Left-Wing Conspiracy

    Throwdown: White House Food Sexiness Challenge

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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    In other TV news, has anyone else been plagued by those Idaho Potatoes commercials? I seldom watch daytime TV but I was sick so today was an exception. Anyway, there are these crazy commercials stressing the health benefits of Idaho potatoes ("not just any potatoes!") with this really raspy-voiced lady who pronounces Idaho like "eye-ho" and it drove me nuts (it could also be my cold). She also claims that "exercise and a diet with potatoes" help you to stay trim, which is true in some contexts but it nonetheless made me laugh because I can totally see somebody going to a grocery store, looking at potatoes, and remembering, "oh yeah, potatoes help you lose weight!" #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Did Mariah think casually wiping her cleavage and smelling it would go unnoticed? #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    @MIXED: I usually do. I'm just never on film or famous, so it doesn't matter. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I worked at a tanning salon in high school (ooooh the stories) and knew a couple girls that came in who had acrylics on their toenails, but never as long and gaudy as that. I'm not sure the reasoning behind it, as I was always too weirded out to ask. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    @MIXED: I will have nightmares for years over those toenail images. Thank you Tyra. Thank you. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    @1979semifinalist: They look like bear claws! (not the good kind) #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    @JessickerFletcher: EXACTLY. That is exactly what I was picturing. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Whoa. That Sandals commercial's version of "I've Had The Time Of My Life" sounds like the Kidz Bop version. Except, sung by adults who should know better. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Framebang!!!! #tyrafaketoenails
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    Image of hovy hovy
    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Kirstie Alley on her coke days.

    What are days ending in 'y', Alex? #tyrafaketoenails
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is this supposed to be sexy? Chest stubble and exaggerated nipples?

    Ugh, really, Tracie?

    And yes to the latter part ::hangs head in shame:: #tyrafaketoenails
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Can anyone tell me what's going on in the Michelle Obama video? #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    @GirlFailer: This was during the campaign, and she was in Iowa trying to get some votes (From the HBO documentary "By the People"). I think she is interrupting him/poking fun when he won't commit. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: Gotcha, I think the sound isn't caught up with the picture for some reason. Thank you! #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    This is pretty embarrassing, but I have had an acrylic tip on my toe. My cleats were too tight when I played lacrosse, and after a long game, I lost my big toe-nail. I was super self conscious about it, so I went to the nail salon and those nice ladies fixed me up with a new talon. I'm glad I'm not alone. Thanks Ty-Ty. #tyrafaketoenails
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    I just feel like there's no hope for LL left. Even her parents have given up and are now publicly justifying their protective actions to remove responsibility for what she has/will become. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of braak braak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Man, who is Lindsay Lohan to me? No one, I don't care about Lindsay Lohan. She made some okay movies, but it's not like she was some undiscovered Meryl Streep or something.

    AT THE SAME TIME: I would happily take thirty grand to kidnap Michael Lohan and drop him off in some tiny Nepalese village where there's no phone or internet, and promise the villagers ten thousand dollars if they never let him leave. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @braak: What did Nepalese villagers ever do to you? #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Dane Cook has so many mixed metaphors going on in his statement that I'm not entirely sure of his point. But as I recall, Mr.Cook had the singular distinction of being in a movie with Jessica Simpson, so maybe he shouldn't be pointing fingers about people doing crappy movies?
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/06/09

    @Hooplehead: Could we end that with a "hmmm?" #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @FireflyinJuly: I was tempted to go for the passive-aggressive "I'm just SAYIN'"...but rejected the idea. If there was ever a statement that didn't need a qualifier, it's the one that I just made. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @Hooplehead: I think he was doing it because so many guys were mocking him and his crappy movies - only to come out and make crappy movies themselves, like David Cross. I have never much cared for Dane Cook as a comic, but I have to agree with him on this point. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I get why he's saying it. I simply disagree that someone who's made a career of making any crap movie that came along has a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing anyone else's choice of projects. He simply has no credibility in this department. Those who live in glass houses should not be so quick to throw stones, and Cook's critics at least have the distinction of having done work that didn't stink to high heaven at one point. Whereas I am at a loss to name a single Cook vehicle that didn't scream "waste of time" to me. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @Hooplehead: wait, wait! He was really good on that... um... he had that funny bit about... well... hey, do you remember when he spiked up his hair, and wore a wrist band on his forearm? That was cool. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Pardon me while I clear my calendar on January 3rd so I can watch Iron Chef! Woo-hoo! #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    As for Levi buying his baby son hockey gear: my son had his first baseball mitt by the time he was three weeks old, so I get it. It's just something dads (or grandfathers, in our case) do for their sons and grandsons. It's a guy thing.

    He eventually grew into it and used it for years - it was even signed by David Wright. Yum, David Wright... #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Hippopotame wants a star, dagnabbit!!! Hippopotame wants a star, dagnabbit!!!
    11/06/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Sure, but why does a "guy thing" have to be about assuming the son will be into 'manly sports culture'? What if his son actually wants to be a ballet dancer, a pianist or a chess player for his leisure activity? There's always something a little too pushy about buying infants sports paraphernalia in my mind, not to mention the sexist aspects, since few men buy these things for their daughters (who very well might grow up to play hockey or soccer or baseball, etc.) #alecbaldwin
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    11/06/09

    @Hippopotame wants a star, dagnabbit!!!: My husband comes from a long line of rabid Phillies fans; my father-in-law, 70 years old, still plays in a league. And Ian has had a talent for baseball since he was tiny. If he had not wanted to touch his glove (but he did and he's quite talented) and had other interests as well (he plays the trumpet and loves to read), that would have been fine.

    Also, see boobookitteh above: her nieces were also included in their family's baseball tradition. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Wow! Coincidence! I removed Oprah's Karaoke Challenge from my TiVo - just because (it looked like a cheaper version of AI which I don't watch either). #alecbaldwin
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