Miley Cyrus' Opening Number Is BANANAS

Miley Cyrus started her Bangerz tour yesterday and it looks...interesting. If her opening number is any indication, this concert pretty much encapsulates everything we've seen Miley do in the past several months: underwear as outerwear, sinister-looking stuffed animals, a little person carrying a photo of Britney… » 2/15/14 11:30am 2/15/14 11:30am

Here Is Some Advice on Love and Sex from the Duggars

Romantic relationships, like elderly pets and large boats, require maintenance. Keeping the spark alive is a struggle that's long troubled humanity, often inspiring couples to seek the wisdom of others. Luckily, you live in a time when you can get advice on sex and love straight from Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. » 2/13/14 4:30pm 2/13/14 4:30pm

Two Dumbasses Who Legit Deserve Each Other: Michelle Duggar to Stump…

Scarier than any horror film, it appears that Michelle Duggar, birther of TLC's 19 Kids and Counting, has thrown her official endorsement (what?) for Missouri state Senate behind liver-spotted infant Todd Akin. She previously hit the trail in support of the world's foremost virgin father, Rick Santorum, so it makes… » 10/15/12 11:55pm 10/15/12 11:55pm

Michelle Duggar Sees Nothing Wasteful Whatsoever About Having 19 Kids

Michelle Duggar, she of the 19 kids and counting, has some strong words for people who accuse her and her husband's prolific babymaking of being wasteful or irresponsible in an overpopulated world: overpopulation doesn't exist, because the entire global population can easily fit inside of the Jacksonville, Florida… » 3/28/12 11:55pm 3/28/12 11:55pm

OMFG The Duggars Are Spawning For The 20th Time

Michelle Duggar, 45, and her husband Jim Bob, 46, visited the Today show this morning to announce that they are expecting their twentieth baby. She has already been pregnant 19 times. With this gestation — if she carried a kid for nine months each time — that would be 180 months or 15 years that she's been pregnant.… » 11/08/11 9:40am 11/08/11 9:40am

This Week We Loved Our Moms, Our Undies, Ourselves

  • We agreed we would lie to our kids about our debauched pasts. There will be fewer than eighteen of them, trust.
  • You could do a lot of debaucherous damage with these crazy underoos from the International Male folks.
  • We didn't just talk about International Males, we discussed international and race relations, and…
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Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby

This morning on the Today show, Michelle Duggar, who has given birth to seventeen children, announced that she is pregnant. Again. One of her older sons practically gagged as he responded to the news, and her husband, Jim Bob, said the pregnancy was not planned: "We let the Lord decide," he explained. Oh, God. Anyway:… » 5/09/08 1:30pm 5/09/08 1:30pm