<![CDATA[Jezebel: michele elyzabeth]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: michele elyzabeth]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/michele elyzabeth http://jezebel.com/tag/michele elyzabeth <![CDATA[ Loose Lips ]]> Heather Mills' publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, up and quit on her because "Heather has become an impossible person." Apparently during an argument, Heather called Michelle stupid, "I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'" Shock of all shocks! • The Bachelor: London Calling star Matt Grant and fiancée Shayne Lamas (daughter of Lorenzo!) ended their engagement. A reality TV relationship not working out? Even more shocking! Next they'll be reporting that a bear shit in the woods! • Lauren Conrad's clothing line is allegedly not really designed by LC herself. Says a source: "You never see her picking out fabrics, or in the cutting room, or even at the drawing board. She's not the designer, the only step she's involved in is the promotion." Bear, shit, etc. [Us, People, TMZ]

]]> Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:45:00 EDT Jessica http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5029117&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Heather Mills' Insane Publicist Hits Internet, Goes On Attack ]]>
Heather Mills' eccentric publicist Michele Elyzabeth has started a video blog on which she posts weekly video rants — with the help of her lapdog Bijou and gay hairdresser David — attacking every tabloid, talk show, newspaper, web site, person, insect, mineral, what-have-you that says something negative about Heather. (You might remember Elyzabeth from her interview on Extra last year—a favorite of The Soup—when she expressed how appalling and unbelievable it was that Mills drove a PT Cruiser, considering how wealthy her husband is.) Anyway, the "vlog" is the best thing to happen in public relations in the history of the world. Really: It's like watching a Christopher Guest movie. Above is a clip of the first installment (the original is 20 minutes long) and first up for attack are the ladies of The View. Then she begins a rant about Perez Hilton, during which, her dog starts appropriately licking its crotch.

I love how even the dog seems to be questioning this strategy to get the public on Heather Mills' side.

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]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:30:00 EST Tracie http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=322655&view=rss&microfeed=true