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    Image of annagsquared annagsquared
    08/22/09

    In reply to Shaq Is Not Impressed With Michael Phelps' Hairdo
    Shaq: Did I say you could grow a ninth-grade goatee? Did I?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/22/09

    In reply to Shaq Is Not Impressed With Michael Phelps' Hairdo

    "I can't believe that he hasn't said anything about my brilliant performance in Kazaam!"
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    Image of dridirtitini dridirtitini
    08/22/09

    In reply to Shaq Is Not Impressed With Michael Phelps' Hairdo
    my love for shaq knows no bounds. kazaam changed my life (he ain't man, he genie). as for mphelps, not a fan - but he actually looks handsome in this photo.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/22/09

    @dridirtitini: I love Shaq, too. He's in on the joke. He doesn't mind being a cartoon, and he's among the least idiotic of the super superstar athletes. I love LeBron James in a similar manner.
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    08/22/09

    @morninggloria: yup, no point in taking yourself seriously whena you are a 10ft basketball player with a hilarious rap/film career. he's having fun with the hand life dealt him. shaq was on conan a little bit ago and i enjoyed him perhaps too much.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/22/09

    In reply to Shaq Is Not Impressed With Michael Phelps' Hairdo
    Is he seriously going to challenge Phelps on his stupid "VS" show? Look, Shaq, I know you're half gorilla and all, but Phelps is half dolphin and the water is a whole different ball park.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    08/22/09

    @Snowbunny: You might want to rethink that "half gorilla" thing before someone jumps on you.
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    08/22/09

    @katekate is squared: I think gorillas are AWESOME. They're giant, powerful, beautiful and they can sing and dance real good. Seriously, they're probably some of the coolest animals out there. And my knowledge of Shaq is that it is more than possible he has gorilla blood.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    08/22/09

    @Snowbunny: Yeah, fine, but you're missing the two+ centuries of African-American people being unfavorably compared to monkeys and apes that makes the comment potentially offensive/racist, even if that wasn't how you meant it (which, clearly, it was NOT how you meant it). Just giving you fair warning, because someone else is likely to jump on you about it.
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    Edited by katekate is squared at 08/22/09 3:13 PM katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/22/09

    @katekate is squared: Touche, I didn't even think of that. Well, I hope people read my explanation before they leap then.
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Oh Heidi! That comment just made me think you have no idea what an orgasm feels like.
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    Image of charliekohler charliekohler
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Am I the only one who feels the need to say this?

    Veronicas, be careful! Courtney Love may be a psychobitch, but she could still kick your asses.
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    IN reference to Scar Jo, is the video "zzz" in the snooze inducing way or is it an electricifying zzzzzz?
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    Dodai promoted this comment FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
    Image of Dodai Dodai
    08/14/09

    @FireflyinJuly: SNOOZE
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    My god, how did they ever figure out that Amy Winehouse was PRETENDING to be her cat on Facebook? With all the other cats creating Facebook profiles all by their thumb-less selves, it must have been difficult to figure that one out.
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    Image of kellieherson kellieherson
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Why am I not seeing Don Draper lookalikes everywhere I go?
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways — indoors, outdoors, upside down."

    So, ... are Heidi and Spencer the new Will and Jada?
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Heidi's claim reminds me of the Seinfeld where George gets smarter the longer he goes without sex. Perhaps this is the key to her seeming mental deficiency?
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    Image of sewradical sewradical
    08/14/09

    @Leucadia: True story. Isaac Newton also believed that sex made you dumb. So he didn't have it.
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    sequined promoted this comment Edited by sewradical at 08/14/09 10:11 AM sewradical was starred sewradical was unstarred
    Image of sequined sequined
    08/14/09

    @sewradical: I'd rather be dumb than hard-up.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    08/14/09

    @sewradical: And you'd think someone with the brain power of IsNew would be able to risk a couple of IQ points for the (totally worth it) trade off of getting laid.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/14/09

    @Leucadia: Hmm. But not having sex made Elaine dumber, so...I guess that means Heidi's a virgin.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    "Michael Phelps... a three-car accident ... Alcohol was not involved"

    Are we ... supposed to guess?
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    Image of ericacartman ericacartman
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Does anyone else think about Chad Michael Murray when they see Conrad Murray's name? And then think, "What the hell does MJ have to do with Chad Michael Murray?!"
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Kate Blanchet as Mildred Peirce? Oh my goodness, this should be amazing. I love the original and Joan Crawford's eyebrows.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/14/09

    In reply to Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
    Eddie Vedder's quote about an "ashtray that he trusted" sort of makes me want to wife him.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/14/09

    @morninggloria: I have a trusted ashtray, and one should never underestimate the value of such things. Then again, I'd kinda marry Eddie Vedder anyway.
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    Image of fakezen fakezen
    08/14/09

    @TildeMarks: I don't smoke but I do have a mug I trust. I am also a little suspicious of my toaster.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    08/14/09

    @morninggloria: Honestly I can say that I can't think of a better way to spend the day than sitting in a laundry room chain smoking with Eddie Vedder. Perhaps my standards of fun are too low . . .
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/14/09

    @fakezen: Everyone knows that toasters are no good.
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    Image of mishmisha mishmisha
    08/14/09

    @EdnasEdibles: He really seems like a cool guy. We saw him in Baltimore earlier this summer, and people were just yelling out random songs he wasn't going to play, and he said "I've got a song, how about this: I'm from Baltimore, and I'm an asshole". It was great. Even all the assholes from Baltimore laughed.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry promoted this comment mishmisha was starred mishmisha was unstarred
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