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    Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    Larry King asked the same question about the covered wagon in his youth. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/23/09

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    Erika Christensen? She's gonna SWIMFAN Samberg's ass! #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    Andrew WK is so worth following for his advice tweets.

    Also I am stoked Ellen Page is on twitter. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    I just had an alarming mini heart attack of joy when I read Neil Diamond's tweet. I'm going to watch that clip 100 times on youtube now. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    Neil Diamond. I was thinking the same thing!! I love you. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    somebody tell Larry King that my 94 volvo 850 and I are doing well, thank you very much. Working odometers, windows, AC, sun visors, and glove compartments = overrated #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    I love how even the random photo of the spider she found looks like it's ready for the pages of one of her magazines:) #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    Martha (and anyone else not squeamish): Check out What's That Bug? [www.whatsthatbug.com] Very interesting pics of bugs that people send in! Including pictures of smashed bugs under 'Bug Carnage.' #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    Thank you for including Larry King and Rivers Cuomo in these. Their tweets always make me happy. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    So Martha Stewart is the goose that laid the golden egg? #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    I always type it out as, "badum bum chhh!!!" see also: "dun dun DUNN" and everyone's favorite, "wah waaaah" #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @TransFat: nooo it's gotta be wah waah waaaaaah #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: Only for special occasions. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @TransFat: fair enough. and they did the dun dun dunnnnn on 30 rock tonight so i'm satisfied.
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    10/23/09

    @TransFat: I think I'd go with :rimshot: I... can see why that might not be the best choice to use in the twitter format. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

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    Neil you just made my heart happy. I am sure your tweet just sent the actor who plays him into the stratosphere. How much bigger a compliment could some one get? #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: It's kind of funny that "Sweet Caroline" came up on my work computer yesterday and I had it blasting. Loved it on Glee too. I'm getting so cheesy in my old age.
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    That picture of the spider made me vomit, scream, and piss my pants simultaneously. I know they're important for ecological reasons and all, but KILL IT WITH FIRE.

    Or, since it was in Martha Stewart's office and all, kill it with a pesticide made of glitter, lanolin, and just a sprinkle of lemon verbena. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @caffeinequeen: I actually screamed when the picture came up. I'm pathetic. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    Yes Neil, Puck was so good so good so Sweet Caroline!
    I read all things on Jez even if I don't watch them (hills) so I'm hep and current on my pop culture references, but whothe hell are BrodyDalle and Erika Christensen? #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @phantom lady: Erika Christensen is perhaps most famous for her role in "Traffic" from a million years ago. She looks ALOT like Julia Stiles. And I don't know who this Brody person is but I agree with her about putting 3 yr olds in heels--NOT cool. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @MissBuckyC: wait? wasn't Julia Stiles in Traffic? the druggy daughter wasn't JS? well, that might explain why she isn't doing much work. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @phantom lady: Brody Dalle is the former frontwoman of the Distillers, current frontwoman of Spinnerette. Was once married to Tim Armstrong of Rancid but now married to Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age.
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
    I love Puck and I have watched the video of him singing Sweet Caroline about four times in the past two days. Love. Him. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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    10/22/09

    @Uncommon Whore: i think puck should come over to my place for a celebratory make-out.*

    * the mr. gave his approval on this so long as he gets to make rachel feel better. or just listen to her sing. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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