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    12/16/09

    In reply to Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
    Am I crazy and without taste for thinking that Jenna Jameson's toenails were kinda cute? Maybe it's because I find her sort of adorable in general.
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    12/16/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    An inventory of Frances' lies:

    1) I am not trying to escape.
    2) You look sober in that dress.
    3) Really, I'm not trying to escape.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/15/09

    In reply to Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
    I imagine Coco and Ice's marriage to be a very one-sided relationship. I guess that's what you get when you decide to be a former pimp's main ho; up in the middle of the night, naked and making grape Kool-Aid. Classy. I guess in this instance, there's no shame in being the bottom ho. I mean, just look at what happens to the ho with the most ambition.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of
    good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Courtney Love Cobain

    perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapear like magic" tell him to suck it oh by the way you lying queen youve just lied and defamed me and my child for the last time i fucking HATE YOU you fat ass piece of bully shit PART of that... was from a personal letter and PART of that YOU made up, and thats ILLEGAL.

    4 hours ago
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    12/15/09

    accidental double post - deleted
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    Edited by Scout at 12/15/09 11:25 PM Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic.

    So, RUN Frances, RUN to the safe, crunchy haven of Olympia!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    I had to fix Wilford's response.

    Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've got the best food in the world here. And I visit friends that mean a whole lot to me. 'Cause it's the right thing to do.
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    12/16/09

    @OneBigPear: Addendum: "And I watch my carbs, on account of my diabeetus."
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    Image of koalaholic koalaholic
    12/16/09

    @mariamariamaria: You've brought back my childhood!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy, what with her being so effed-up. But now? All sympathy gone.
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    12/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I have almost no sympathy for Courtney. Seriously, I've always thought she was a selfish opportunist. I know she has an addiction and she's not well but she always seemed like a borderline sociopath. Always even when Kurt was alive.
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    12/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: All of my sympathy went right out the window. I'm a single mom too, right, I've got a lot of heart for other women left to raise a little one. That said... just, no.
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    12/16/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Blamed her and the grandmother that she clearly loves. That's some stellar parenting!
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Love being around.

    Also, she looks SO MUCH like Kurt Cobain in that picture. It's like seeing a ghost.
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    bluebears promoted this comment sanssoucis321 was starred sanssoucis321 was unstarred
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    12/15/09

    @sanssoucis321: Well supposedly she's spent the majority of her time with her grandmother. That probably helped her grow up as healthy as she has.
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    12/15/09

    @bluebears: Ah, that makes me feel a little better, since Frances wasn't LIVING with that mess. Still tough though.
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    12/15/09

    @sanssoucis321: I think she's been in and out but her primary caretaker has been her grandma (based on what I read yesterday).
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
    I think I am in love with Nicole Richie.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think I am in love with Yoko Ono. And yes, I'd like more lopsided things in my room.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
    Yes, Yoko, I would like more lopsided things in my room.
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    alouette promoted this comment first man was starred first man was unstarred
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    12/15/09

    @first man: Goddamn, I just cleaned my room too.. "straightened" it out, if you will.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    12/15/09

    In reply to Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
    Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit
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    Image of emily.jayne emily.jayne
    12/15/09

    @erinna: Isn't there a thing on google where, between certain hours (like 11pm--4am type of thing), you can set it to ask you semi-difficult math problems so that you're prohibited from emailing drunk? I read about that once and I don't think I ever found out if it was real or a google joke.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/15/09

    @emily.jayne: Seriously? I really need to check that shit out.
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