Matthew McConaughey is "pretty good at localizing." I had no idea he was a professional translator! We might have a spot for him at my software company localizing software.
Or maybe he means compartmentalizing his emotions?
No one from the Hills was mentioned this Dirt Bag.... maybe they've all achieved a basic level of self awareness and stopped talking? What a great day!
"That's the cool thing about America - everybody has their opinion. I'm not saying I support her. I'm not saying I don't support her. I'm just saying, I don't want to lose any more endorsements or piss off anybody by having an opinion. Also, do you know where I can get some weed? All this thinking is really stressing me out."
Margaret, I may be high off of the fumes of this beautiful Mid-Atlantic day, but everything from the Susan Boyle item down was either hilarious or just happiness-inducing. Thanks for ending the day on a positive note.
@apocalypse-nowish: Honestly, I think that's reasonable. When people are talking shit about you on a regular basis, I imaging it's good to keep up with it in case you have to sue someone.
@apocalypse-nowish: When I was in high school, I wanted to know what bitches were saying about me when they gathered to gossip in the girl's bathroom, especially if it wasn't true. I'm guessing people don't really grow out of that impulse.
Also, how else is she supposed to find out stuff like Courtney was soooo mad she was dating Ed Norton & was plotting to steal him away OMG!1!
@apocalypse-nowish: I mean...she only gets the scans that are about her, right? It's not like she gets scans of the tabloids every week and *looks* for stories that are about her.
Also, my understanding is that it's not uncommon for publicists or assistants to have access to their clients' e-mails, so I'm not sure that this *isn't* something that her publicist is dealing with.
@apocalypse-nowish: Yeah, honestly, looking at those it seems much more like a friend just e-mailed her that for fun, not that she gets weekly tabloid updates.
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Good work! Realizing who the overly obsessed Beyonce fans on Jezebel totally made me feel better about monitary issues.
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Or maybe he means compartmentalizing his emotions?
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No one from the Hills was mentioned this Dirt Bag.... maybe they've all achieved a basic level of self awareness and stopped talking? What a great day!
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He has the answer that means nothing down.
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Also, how else is she supposed to find out stuff like Courtney was soooo mad she was dating Ed Norton & was plotting to steal him away OMG!1!
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Also, my understanding is that it's not uncommon for publicists or assistants to have access to their clients' e-mails, so I'm not sure that this *isn't* something that her publicist is dealing with.
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That pretty much explains it all. Like I said about, that's why god created publicist. This is just masturbation at this point.
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