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stoprobbers
06/29/09

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Who cares if the kids are his, biologically? The kids are his. Would we be making this kind of commotion if they were officially adopted?

He wanted to be a dad, he found a way to be a dad. He clearly cared deeply for them, and all of the reports say he was nothing short of a fantastic father. What's DNA got to do with it?

Here's the real question: Do you think he taught them to moonwalk?
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stacyinbean
06/29/09

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Obviously not many people know for certain, but I think it's clear the children are not biologically his even if the interview with Rowe is a fake.
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Lolita Hazed
06/29/09

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"Leave Me Alone", anyone??
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BabyJane
06/29/09

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I think the chances of these sort of people letting him rest in peace anytime in the near future are slim to none.
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Leucadia
06/29/09

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You can always tell when UK tabloids make up interviews with Americans because they use British idiom in the quotes. "We always got on together," "they could do with the money," etc. Tiny differences, but things that most Americans never say.
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emilyanne
06/29/09

@Leucadia: to be fair that's often because the copy editors will change the quotes for a UK audience rather than because they're making it up, the US papers do the same thing to British quotes - i've had UK quotes americanised in US articles before even though it read oddly to me.
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cocktail bun
06/29/09

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But I've already PDF'd my spreadsheet on Dead Celebrity Weights and Stomach Contents!
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Bunsen Honeydew
06/29/09

@cocktail bun: Brilliant!
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Rare Affinity
06/29/09

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Before the internet news groups had time check their facts before publishing. Now that everything is online, news group seem to prefer to publish anything rather than be left behind with a scoop. in the UK a t.v channel claimed a prominent politician had written some derogatory things about MJ on Twitter. In reality someone had just hacked into his accont.
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NicoleItchy
06/29/09

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Um, is it wrong that I doubt that he is the biological father of those kids? Who cares, if he raised them as his, but I bet all of that is going to get dragged out.
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Phyllis Nefler
06/29/09

@NicoleItchy: In California, it doesn't matter at this point whether he is or isn't the biodad -- he had assumed paternity and raised the children as his own so the actual biological parentage (on his side, anyway) is irrelevant.

There's a term for it, but I'm brain farting right now
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stoprobbers
06/29/09

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I'm actually really curious about the real autopsy report, because in Deepak Chopra's farewell column he mentioned the effect of lupus on the heart, and the tendency of those with remissioned lupus to die of heart attacks because they don't feel they need to take their medication. Jackson got a lot of shit for skin bleaching and makeup, and people continued to deny that he had vitiligo and lupus. As sick as it sounds, the verdict that he died because of lupus-related complications would, in some ways, vindicate him.
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Samanthrax
06/29/09

@stoprobbers: Myself and every viewer of House will collectively shit our pants if he had lupus.
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heykoukla
06/29/09

@stoprobbers: Or he could have just died of cardiac arrest. Like regular people do. Yeah, call me crazy, but it's a possibility.
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Spaceman Bill Leah
06/29/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: A year or two ago the SpaceHusband told me his father had lupus and my exact reaction was, "But it's never lupus!"
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lafleur
06/29/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic:

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stoprobbers
06/29/09

@lafleur: HA!

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Umm, he did have lupus. I mean, I don't know that he died from it, but he most certainly had it. His doctor testified about it during his trial.

Somewhere in the threads last week, someone posted a link to a website where you can see pictures of Michael and the butterfly rash across his cheeks and his face, which is one of the most definitive and visible symptoms of lupus.

Sooo.. go ahead and shit your pants, I guess?
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formergr
06/29/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: This isn't directed at you at all, just a general thought-- I have a dear friend who has lupus, and I (and she as well) kind of hate that for many, House is the only association that the disease holds for them.

It's a shitty, awful disease, and it's use as practically a gimmick on House has minimized it in some way, I feel like. But, if I didn't know someone with it, I wouldn't feel that way, so I should probably not be annoyed by it.
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QoB
06/29/09

@heykoukla: means nothing! the question is why the heart stopped... not that it did.
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heykoukla
06/30/09

@cpma282: What I meant was that his cardiac arrest could have had nothing to do with prescription drug abuse, or lupus or anything else that he was rumoured to have suffered from. Plenty of people have cardiac conditions that lead to cardiac arrest, and boring as it may be in comparison, that could be the case here.
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hortense
06/29/09

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The word is out

You're doin' wrong

Gonna lock you up

Before too long,

Your lyin' eyes

Gonna tell you right

So listen up

Don't make a fight,

Your talk is cheap

You're not a man

You're throwin' stones

To hide your hands
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stoprobbers
06/29/09

@hortense:
They say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
And my friends, you have seen nothing
Just wait 'till I get through
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Samanthrax
06/29/09

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But I already got the phone calls and the e-mails telling me he weighed 112 pounds when he died and that he was not the biological father of his children. Now I have to listed to retractions, too?
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save jinger
06/29/09

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Why people feel the need to make up fake stories about someone who recently died will always baffle me. That is beyond tacky.
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Samanthrax
06/29/09

@save jinger: But Billy Mays was the Unicorn King.
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Scout 3.0
06/29/09

@save jinger: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Samanthrax
06/29/09

@Scout 3.0: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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save jinger
06/29/09

@Scout 3.0: Like I said, beyond tacky.
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stoprobbers
06/29/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Dolla dolla bill, y'all.
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lalaland13
06/29/09

@save jinger: I read recently that, at least in the U.S., you can't libel dead people. So that may be part of it.
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raineoffire
06/29/09

@lalaland13: You can certainly libel dead people's estates. His family could probably sue the hell out of someone and win if they really wanted.
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lalaland13
06/29/09

@raineoffire: You could, but you'd have a very low success rate in the U.S.
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Lolita Hazed
06/29/09

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This is going to last for a really, REALLY long time. Just prepare yourselves.
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AthertonMerriweather
06/29/09

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Just leave him alone. Stop doggin' him around!
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Penny
06/29/09

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I thought toxicology reports took a few weeks anyhow, and isn't that what people are waiting on?

I tried to watch the NBC program on MJ, but the lady interviewing the "doctor who has not treated Jackson" seriously looked straight out of The Daily Show, so I had to stop.
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