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Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: "I’m Not Very Pretty"

• Early on Monday morning, Rihanna was celebrating the Saints' Super Bowl win at a Miami club with Kim Kardashian and Timbaland, when a partygoer chucked a champagne bottle at their table from the balcony above and almost hit her.

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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

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Jamie Lynn Spears And Casey Aldridge Split, Madonna Searches For Surrogates, And Taylor Lautner To Play Stretch Armstrong

• Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly broken up with Casey Aldridge, the father of her child, and is now dating 28-year-old James Watson, who doesn't care "at all about who she is. They really seem to like each other." [NYDN]

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Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen & Crashed; Is Anderson Cooper Adopting A Haitian Baby?

• This morning Charlie Sheen reported that his SUV, which he left in his open garage with the keys in the ignition, had been stolen. Later it was found totaled at the bottom of a ravine.

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Lindsay Claims She's A Hoarder; Gabourey Asks Justin To The Oscars

• In an exclusive interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Lindsay Lohan discusses her issues with her father and takes Niecy Nash on a tour of her messy house, revealing that she thinks she's a hoarder.

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Lindsay Seen With Sam; Oodles Of Oscar Nom Reactions

• Lindsay Lohan was spotted making out with a guy two weeks ago, but last night she went out with Samantha Ronson. [TMZ]

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Is Angie Having An Affair With Lady Gaga?; Depp Defends Polanski

• Ian Halperin, who recently wrote an unauthorized book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims that Angie hooked up with Lady Gaga recently and, "Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa." Halperin explains:

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Heidi Buying Mom Surgery For Mother's Day; Is Brooke In Drug Rehab?

• Despite earlier reports that Heidi Montag's mother was shocked and horrified by her recent plastic surgery, Heidi says, "Actually she was excited for me and she's asking me... for her surgery next." She continues:

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Spencer: "I'm Her Husband, Not Her Owner"; Judge Rules Polanski Must Return To U.S.

• Spencer Pratt says he didn't question Heidi Montag's decision to have 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day because, "I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband – not her owner."

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Annie & Mikhail Pose For Louis Vuitton; Snooki Loves Ed Hardy And Armani

• Louis Vuitton proposed Annie Leibovitz do an ad as a solution to her financial problems. Leibovitz instead offered her fee to Mikhail Baryshnikov; Louis Vuitton wouldn't hear of it, and ended up paying them both. Rich people: so lucky. [WWD]

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