• Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]

There's no real penalty for being a jerk anymore. Sure, Michaele and Tareq Salahi might end up facing criminal charges after crashing a White House party, but in the end, they've already accomplished what they set out to do.