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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    08:56 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    So, what does Lindsey do these days besides wander around without pants and party?
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    10:41 PM

    @MargaretMoony: I shall now insert the periodically obligatory "My God I just watched 'Parent Trap' and she was so sweet and endearing and it made me so sad." There. Done.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    08:27 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    "What you pay for in gravity, you gain in gravitas." is my new favorite quote.
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    Image of prismatism is Team Bella prismatism is Team Bella
    08:09 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    The Morgan Freeman quote reminded me of something cute...

    Kliph from The Flaming Lips said that the band had discussed who would play them in the movie of their lives, and Kliph would be played by Jack Black, while Wayne Coyne would be played... by Morgan Freeman :). Because they're both tall and thin and wear suits.

    John Mayer and Wilmer Valderrama should start a club together. The guys who go out with women who are way too good for them and end up being tainted by being associated with them club. The G.W.G.O.W.W.W.A.W.T.G.F.T.A.E.U.B.T.B.B.A.W.T. Which, coincidentally, is the sound I make whenever I see a picture of either of them.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07:53 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Padma, can I be you?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    07:50 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...I can't say that John Mayer is a good choice, but he is a step up from the Pauly Shore/Criss Angel lookalike to your left who's watching his chest stubble grow in.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07:48 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    John, if you have one ounce of decency...back away from the Lohan. There's no way she's gonna survive Mayer's passive-aggressive head games. And I don't want to hear another shitty song about his relationships.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    07:45 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Ojani later added: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07:44 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Yay Lisa Loeb! I'll always hold a soft spot for her. I even watched her brief show that followed her around, as she tried to snag a guy. She's the cutest.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    07:46 PM

    @GirlFailer: I wore grey tights today and thought of her. And my black skirt was reminiscent of the dress in the Stay video. Yeah, I'm trapped in the 90s.
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    Image of frugal frugal
    09:26 PM

    @GirlFailer: I feel the same way. I watched her show, on the urging of my mother, who feared my aging still childless status.
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    07:44 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    Morgan, I'll accept Denzel playing Young Obama, as long as you agree to be Old Grampa Obama Reminiscing To His Adorable Grandkids.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07:42 PM

    In reply to Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
    DOES THIS MEAN THAT BRYAN BATT WILL BE ACTING IN MAD MEN MORE IN THE FUTURE? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IMMEDIATELY.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Brit journalist takes Zac Efron to Candy Mountain.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Susan Boyle was also pictured sucking her thumb. Does she really want this? Shouldn't someone protect this woman?
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    Image of Mr.Gawn Mr.Gawn
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Thats highly ironic, Schwarzenegger typically denies his salary every year.
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    Image of JillJitsu JillJitsu
    11/27/09

    @Mr.Gawn: thats awesome. wish more politicians would follow his lead--- or, even better, donate them to charities, shelters, etc.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment JillJitsu was starred JillJitsu was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/27/09

    @JillJitsu: To be fair, a lot of politicians are career politicians and most didn't have prior careers making tons of money, e.g., making millions of dollars to be in crappy movies. There are obvious exceptions like Mike Bloomberg and Jon Corzine, and I'm sure many come from money, but it's not as if most politicans make ungodly sums of money or have fortunes to fall back on.
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    Image of JillJitsu JillJitsu
    11/27/09

    @Maritsa: ohh, i know... it is just a really really cool gesture, and one that i wish i were in the position to make as well.
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    Image of dcparisian dcparisian
    11/27/09

    @Maritsa: Politicians don't make as much money as you think. The mayor in my small-ish town makes as much as a first-year teacher.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment dcparisian was starred dcparisian was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/28/09

    @dcparisian: Yeah, that was my point. US Senators don't even make $200K.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Guys, I'm the one who asked for the Spice Girls musical. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/27/09

    @hellosunshine: You and me both. I've been asking the Baby Jesus for this practically since they split up.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Dubai is in financial trouble? I can't imagine how that happened...
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    erinna promoted this comment sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of erinna erinna
    11/27/09

    @sarasasa: I mean, seriously, doesn't everyone build a ski slope in the middle of a desert? There goes my plan of marrying a Saudi prince and spending the rest of my days floating around the Indian Ocean on a yacht wearing ridiculous amounts of diamonds.
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