One-Man Acapella Cover of 'Thriller' Will Pretty Much Blow Your Mind

YouTube phenom Inhyeok Yeo works it out in a way befitting of the King of Pop. He takes each part and breaks it out — everything is represented, from lead vocals to cowbell. Hell yeah.
Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?
Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron—mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron—about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea…
Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash
In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…
Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene
Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's…
Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson and wants to help a "desperate" Paris, Prince and Blanket keep their 3,000-acre childhood home, which was sold to an…
Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'
Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did:
Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential
Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face.
There is no better way to deal with…Hugh Jackman on Grieving After His Wife's Miscarriages
Hugh Jackman revealed to Katie Couric that he and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness went through some grueling emotional trials before adopting their son Oscar, 12, and daughter Ava, 7.
Although she's since deleted the tweet in question, has been addressing concerns about her rapidly-plummeting-off-the-chart song…Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital
K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe
Wingardium Leviosa!!
hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know…
Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists
Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media treatment. Can we expect Ashmi spawn in the next 9 months?! What will they name her?! When will I get another job, and…
Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger
This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is…
They Couldn't Find Any Black Kids to Model Michael Jackson Costumes on the Internet
It's October, which means it's costume-shopping season. Perusing through online party-supply stores and costume shops, it's immediately apparent that Michael Jackson—in his various style iterations—is a really popular children's costume. It's kind of weird, considering that it's not 1984. What's weirder though, is…
Have You Heard Michael Jackson's Unreleased Abortion Jingle?
The 25th anniversary edition of Michael Jackson's Bad "dropped" this week (because you are elderly now), and—BONUS!!!—it includes some previously unreleased mega-MJ-jams! Because there's nothing I'm more interested in than some garbage that the dude who made "Wazupwitu" chose to throw away 25 years ago. Like, I…
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field
My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend
Bell Sleeves
Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's…
Leann Rimes Turns 30, Checks into Clinic
The day after her 30th birthday, Leann Rimes has checked into a 30-day treatment center to "cope with anxiety and stress." Over the last year, Rimes has been the continued subject of intense body bullying and rumors of anorexia, and her representative confirms that she is not being treated for an eating disorder.…
World's Least Creative Russian Politician Calls Madonna a Whore
Like she's never heard that before. Please. Try harder. Russian deputy premier Dmitry Rogozin—apparently not a Pussy Riot fan—had some less than friendly words for our gal Madge. "Every former w. wants to give lectures on morality when she grows old," he tweeted. "Especially during foreign tours." Apparently in…
Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source.
