Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Snowbunny Hot Tub Birthday Extravaganza

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's number one Vanity Smurf waterpark. Every Friday, we check out what happens when the stars play paparazzi and turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Lupita and Fassbender do a selfie; Ed Sheeran and Kat Dennings really like cats; Amanda Seyfried's hairdo looks complicated;… » 2/21/14 6:00pm 2/21/14 6:00pm

Heidi Klum Spent Halloween as a Wrinkled Old Lady

Heidi Klum, the wonderful and miraculous patron saint of Unsexy Halloween, attended her annual party as an extremely wrinkly old woman. She's honestly unrecognizable — look at the fake veins on her legs and hands. She must be wearing fake skin over her skin, like a festive version of Necromancer pants. » 11/01/13 9:07am 11/01/13 9:07am

Ian McKellen Eyeing Michael Fassbender as Hot, Young Trophy Husband

If you don't like having comic book movie plots spoiled years in advance, this year's Comic-Con probably wasn't for you. If, however, you enjoy seeing Ian McKellen try to literally charm the pants off of his X-Men: Days of Future Past co-star Michael Fassbender, then this year's Comic-Con was probably the best thing… » 7/21/13 11:30am 7/21/13 11:30am

Whoa, Dannielynn Birkhead May Get $49 Million Piece Of Marshall Estate

The latest development in the seemingly never-ending legal battle between the Anna Nicole Smith estate and the late J. Howard Marshall's son E. Pierce Marshall may see 6-year-old Dannielynn Birkhead, the daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole, $49 million of the elder Marshall's fortune, estimated to be anywhere… » 6/01/13 11:30am 6/01/13 11:30am

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Raise Millions for Charity, Don't Give…

Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research", has raised over 2.2 million dollars. Excellent news! The not so excellent news? Not a single penny of that money has gone to underprivileged kids or to fight cancer. » 4/02/13 8:00pm 4/02/13 8:00pm

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… » 10/12/12 9:00am 10/12/12 9:00am

Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which Was…

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim… » 7/02/12 9:00am 7/02/12 9:00am

B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice

Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,… » 6/28/12 9:00am 6/28/12 9:00am

Someone Get Schwarzenegger on the Horn: Nick Stahl Is Missing

What was the plot of Terminator 3 again? A mild-mannered human resources guy finds out the company's been taken over by a conglomerate and his new duties are to team up with two other HR peeps and let go of 99% of the staff? Something like that. Anyway, Nick Stahl, who played John Connor in Terminator 3, is nowhere to… » 5/16/12 9:00am 5/16/12 9:00am

NBC Upsets Us All by Apparently Ending 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and …

Today is shaping up to be pretty bad for fans of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (aka everyone). It seems NBC will give 30 Rock one final shortened season and then it will be kaput. But it also looks very much like Parks and Recreation and Community will be given abbreviated "send off" seasons and then will also be killed… » 5/10/12 8:00pm 5/10/12 8:00pm

Charlize Theron Raises Her Glass to Michael Fassbender's Monster Cock

There's always been something so eminently likeable about Charlize Theron. Aside from her considerable talent she just seems like she couldn't give a fuck and freely speaks her mind, as evidenced by her speech upon accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Michael Fassbender at the Human Rights Campaign gala. Before… » 3/19/12 9:00am 3/19/12 9:00am

Octavia Spencer Fires Back Against the Media Who Won't Shut Up About…

Actress Octavia Spencer has been the toast of the town since getting a heap of award nominations for her role in The Help, but, much to her dismay, a lot of the conversation in the press about her has involved her weight. She took to Facebook to air her frustrations and set the record straight. » 2/02/12 8:00pm 2/02/12 8:00pm

Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy

It's a dubious title dished out by a totally skeezy website, but Katy Perry has topped a poll saying that she's the celebrity most guys would cheat on their significant other with. We're assuming straight guys, but those Californian gays are pretty into her so who knows? With her bestie Rihanna coming a close second,… » 1/19/12 9:00am 1/19/12 9:00am

Calling Women Bitches Is Offensive Now That Jay-Z Has a Kid

A wise woman (Janeane Garofalo) once said: "My friend, he had a baby and he said, ‘I get it now. It's the greatest thing that's happened to me and now I realize it's not all about me.' You didn't know that?! You're 42 and you didn't know that it's not all about you?" And in that vein I'd like to direct an eye-roll in… » 1/17/12 9:00am 1/17/12 9:00am