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In Transformers 4, Michael Bay Urges You To Smash The Patriarchy

The new Transformers movie expertly duplicates the experience of taking an endless road trip with your father, who refuses to see you as a separate person and who is also quietly falling apart. It's dull, horrifying and miserable. But after nine hours, you realize you're seeing the failure of patriarchy, in miniature. » 6/27/14 5:59pm 6/27/14 5:59pm

Michael Bay's Remake of The Birds Is Going to Suck Ass

In life, there are few things one can predict with accuracy, even after years of training. Just ask a financial analyst who works for 80 hours a week studying the intricacies of stock price movement only to finally manage a fund that consistently underperforms the market. Just ask a couple divorcing after 30 years of… » 3/13/14 4:45pm 3/13/14 4:45pm

The Cast of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Is Almost Entirely White

With the news that William Fichtner will play Shredder, that rounds out an almost entirely white cast in the Michael Bay-produced, Jonathan Liebesman-directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Perhaps the most offensive casting is the awesomely impossible-to-kill Shredder, whose alter ego is Oroku Saki, and has always… » 6/24/13 10:30pm 6/24/13 10:30pm

Sigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits

Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the second marriage for both of them. Although this means our fantasy of James Brolin, Barbra Streisand, Josh and Diane… » 2/22/13 9:00am 2/22/13 9:00am

Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her … » 7/10/12 9:00am 7/10/12 9:00am

The Romantic Tale of How Lindsay Lohan Paid a Porn Star for Sex While…

Today in romantic, porn star Alex Torres — aka Voodoo – claims Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex and that the gruesome twosome went at it while her dear daddy Michael Lohan slumbered upstairs. Though this should be taken with a pinch of salt, and possibly a roofie, the sky-diving porn enthusiast [NSFW] insisted it was… » 3/20/12 9:00am 3/20/12 9:00am

Charlize Theron Raises Her Glass to Michael Fassbender's Monster Cock

There's always been something so eminently likeable about Charlize Theron. Aside from her considerable talent she just seems like she couldn't give a fuck and freely speaks her mind, as evidenced by her speech upon accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Michael Fassbender at the Human Rights Campaign gala. Before… » 3/19/12 9:00am 3/19/12 9:00am

This Is What Happens When You Meet Michael Bay For The First Time

GQ profiles Michael Bay with a sort of oral history, containing personal accounts from the professionals who have worked alongside him. Quotes ranged from, "Michael Bay has a mainline to the testosterone glands of the American male" (Frances McDormand) to, "He can be merciless at times, yet surprisingly sensitive"… » 6/29/11 4:30pm 6/29/11 4:30pm

A New Blonde Has Moved Into Hugh Hefner's Bedroom

Rebound! Hef is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other "babe," although it's possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him… » 6/20/11 9:00am 6/20/11 9:00am