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Dodgergirl
08/11/09

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Public Service Announcement: Target has seasons of Golden Girls on sale for $8. EIGHT. That's not much more than the price of a Tea Arthur!
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sympathyforthebasementcat
08/11/09

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If I threw a cocktail party,
invited everyone I knew,
you would see,
the strongest drinks would be from me,
and the cocktail napkin would say,
"Thank you for being a friend!"
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AJ
08/11/09

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There should also be a Zborny, in honor of Dorothy's ex-husband. For the baked potato king, maybe something with vodka.
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Joyce Carol Hall and Oates
08/11/09

@AJ: A cosmopoliStan? A manhattStan? A Zbornak and coke?
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
08/11/09

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Also, I feel like the name "Cock-teas" should belong to a slightly more risque establishment.
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geeky_reader
08/11/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: Exactly my reaction. How this post is about which beverage which GG would consume *instead of* the unfortunate name for the menu feature is beyond me.
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Jabes
08/11/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: I saw a booth selling these at the recent Northalsted Market Days in Chicago -- it fit that event perfectly!!
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rollsnide
08/11/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: I honestly thought it was the name of a gay bar when I saw the thumbnail.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
08/11/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: I have a feeling the owner has tongue planted firmly in cheek.
Exhibit 1: The name
Exhibit 2: Lemon wedge + tea bags. (I can't be the only one who sees that!)
Therefore I say, "Touche good business person. Touche"
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stacyinbean
08/11/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: HA! That wedge and tea bags totally slipped by me.
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CurtCole
08/11/09

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I prefer my girls in ink!
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/11/09

@CurtCole: Nice legs! I take it they're yours?
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CurtCole
08/11/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I would want this on my back.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/11/09

@CurtCole: Or one on each bicep. It'll really impress the dudes at the gym!
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CurtCole
08/11/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Also, I could kiss all of my T.V. grandmothers after a good workout.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/11/09

@CurtCole: You need to have the mustache, though. Otherwise just scrap the whole thing.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
08/11/09

In reply to Ladies Night
I think anything named Bahamamama Getty should definitely have some rum in it
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Katxyz
08/11/09

In reply to Ladies Night
If that title is another dig at Blanche, I won't be having it. So what if she enjoyed the company of gentlemen? There's no reason to fling vulgar slurs around.
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Eleanor Ramilly
08/11/09

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I see no reason why you couldn't add a little vodka to the Rue McLemonade.
The other day I was playing hangman with my boyfriend on the subway and used "Thank you for being a friend" as the answer.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
07/14/09

In reply to Miami Social Lacks Housewives, Real People
Man, I love when they recycle reality TV "stars". I eagerly await "Megan Wants a Millionaire".

By eagerly await I mean I'm wandering Malibu with an icepick in the hopes of running across the camera crew.
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la.donna.pietra
07/14/09

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Dear Bravo,

I would like to submit Albuquerque Antisocial for your consideration as a show for the upcoming Fall 2009 season. It will consist of me, a 30-something professional (grant administrator), Mr. Pietra, a 20-something professional (computer engineer), and our three cats. We'll lounge around the house (all of us), sip margaritas (the humans), beg to go outside (the cats), and have amazingly little interaction with anyone not on Jezebel.

Potential advertisers include Sauza tequila, makers of agave nectar, Fancy Feast, and Discovery Network promos.

I await your response.

Sincerely,

la.donna.pietra
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morninggloria
07/14/09

@la.donna.pietra: The show will consistently start about half an hour to 45 minutes late.
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Trulymadlyme
07/14/09

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Miami also appears to lack black people. Who knew?
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mbot says Spock yeah!
07/14/09

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Every time I see commercials for this, I thank GOD I no longer live in South Beach. Sometimes I burn incense and make offerings.

I do miss the widespread availability of gelato there. And the ceviche. And actually, the neighborhoody parts of South Beach, just a few blocks off the main drag, can be really adorable and comfortable.... But yeah, thank god.
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Edited by mbot says Spock yeah! at 07/14/09 1:37 PM

FrabjousDay
07/14/09

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"The show actually performs an important service to the public by revealing just how unspeakably dull the life of the club-hopping socialite actually is."-----This is why they should make a show about DC! Where you work from 8 to 6 and then go to shitty dive bars in Adams Morgan to gripe about your coworkers and get drunk! Or is this already a reality TV show that I've missed?
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TheGuvnah
07/14/09

@FrabjousDay: It was a show called TheGuvnah's life circa 2002-2004.
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FarleyDrexel is crossing the Rubicon
07/14/09

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"Oh, my God! I look so good in this reflection - and hot." Stated while practicing his Blue Steel and working out his inability to turn left.
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BAngieB
07/14/09

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The "Jersey Shore Unleashed" people would kick the asses of these dipshits.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/14/09

@BAngieB: Yes! A million times, YES! I would totally die over that one.
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