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    Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
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    12/06/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    RE: Jenny's death.


    If it took place in water, the first suspects I'd talk to were those manatees she manhandled with her crappy writing back in season 1 (or was it 2? I can't remember). Anyway, they certainly have a reason to want her dead. (As does anyone else who ever watched the L-Word. Damn. They're never gonna get that shit narrowed down.)

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    12/06/08

    @yes_affirmative: Jenny ruined manatees and the circus for me.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Cesy and all other fellow Conchord-lovers, I gleefully bring you this gem, entitled The Sexy Flower Song:


    [uk]

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    12/05/08

    @ASmallTurnip: Ah my darling, you never fail to please. Thank you.
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    12/05/08

    @ASmallTurnip: A. I had one of those flowers. It was good thing, kept a small Cesy amused for hours on end at family gatherings. As this family also subscribed to the idea of children's table at Christmas, anything that kept said children amused for hours was welcome.
    B. I disagree with the pollen like jewels line. Mostly due to the fact that I am in the throes of the worst case of hayfever possible, and cannot leave my house at the moment. Also explains the my drugged up state.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/05/08

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Sweet thing, have you seen this news, too?


    [punchlinemagazine.com]


    And what's more, we non-Americans will get to partake of the Conchordy goodness too, as Funny or Die doesn't hate us like Hulu does.


    Mark the 17th of December on your calender, girl. It's second season Business Time!


    Also, there's this:



    Captain and Tennile, anyone?

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    12/05/08

    @ASmallTurnip: You.Are.All.Kinds.Of.Awesome.


    Hulu depresses me. I get all excited for a new clip, and then "POW, not available in your country". Grrrr.


    I'm adding that photo to the folder I have,AND its going as my background. It is set to replace Cookie Monster, who is confounded by fruit.

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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Yes! I'm so excited! I sent in that tip about the FOTC trailer, and then promptly forgot about it until now. Why yes, I am totally drugged up. Anyways, you ladies will have to tell me how it goes, as you'll get it before I do down here. But it will be totally fabulous.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Jesus DMX, get it together! I swear this guy gets arrested once a month. His mugshot collection must rival - no - OUTNUMBER Bobby Brown's!
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    12/06/08

    @StevieWonderWoman: DMX is like for legit bipolar. Combine that with substance abuse and shaky control of your medication regime and you've got yourself a clusterfuck of ruff proportions.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    But I always say to the boys, someone is going to take your picture because you're handsome or you're smart or because you're so good at soccer. But every now and again, Romeo might pick up one of David's cameras and say, 'Victoria, Victoria, over here!' And his attitude is sort of angry… I tell you, the paparazzi would not be sitting outside if they realized I was the most boring person in Hollywood."


    She just renewed my love for her. Adorable!!

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    12/05/08

    @Maulleigh: I absolutely adore Posh. Sometimes I wish she had a discernible talent- but mostly I just love seeing photos of her because she always brings it, and I adore her interviews, she is very witty. I know the celebrity for the sake of being celebrity thing is kind of trying usually, but I definitely give Posh a pass because she brings it.
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    12/06/08

    @goldengirl11: Whaaaaaa? She was a SPICE GIRL!
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Does anyone else find it interesting/odd that Posh used the word "soccer" instead of "football"?
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    Image of unreliable narrator unreliable narrator
    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    It's pronounced "Britt", but spelled "Bret"!


    Sigh-ned,

    Mel

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    12/05/08

    @unreliable narrator: No! its pronounced 'Bret' too! But that only works with my accent. Flattened vowels FTW!
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    12/05/08

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: I had a roommate from NZ once. We used to make him say "Yasser Arafat" just for sheer savage amusement.
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    12/05/08

    @unreliable narrator: *runs off to find a Kiwi*
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    12/05/08

    @unreliable narrator: Don't worry, we do the same things with Americans. There is an infamous bread ad, where a Kiwi living in New York berates his room mate for burning his Vogels. She replies 'It was a year ago Michael, let it go', in that nasally Janice voice. My sister has great joy getting her Americans friends to say that.
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    12/06/08

    @fsofield: NEED A KIWI. VivianSSS, would you mind providing us with audio commentary? I'll trade you for a charming Texas accent.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Re: Beyonce, I am also in disbelief that she is considered an "iconic entertainer".


    That is all.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Naturally they want a mechanical bull. They are horny.


    Get it? Horny?! Where's my Friday afternoon booze?

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    12/05/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Yeeeeeehawwwwww!

    That is all.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    Oh, Katy Petty, we already have a Kanye. Perhaps you can also explain your disdain about your snub in all caps on your blog.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    I am sooooo excited for Flight of the Conchords to be coming back. It's been way too long!
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    12/05/08

    @wankster: Wow, has it ever been a long time between seasons! I totally need some new Conchord songs to sing.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    re: katy perry.

    Although I don't like her music, she at least has a decent singing voice.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/05/08

    @ScarletBegonias: Well, saw her "singing" live once on TV and it was Painful. With capital A for Awful and O for Out of tune.
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    12/05/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I'm with you. She's from the Avril Lavigne School of Sounding Terrible Live.
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    12/06/08

    @ScarletBegonias: I think she has a very good singing voice, and it's not really used well on her album. She has a good range and a clear tone. To this choir nerd, she's a-ok. Plus, I think she's PURTY.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    My grandma has a burning disdain for Johnny Depp because she says anyone who moves out of the States and complains about everything in it and then makes all of his money from Americans... well, she hates him. Meanwhile, her granddaughter types this from Italy, where she lives while working for an American company. Hmm.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    12/05/08

    @drinkthefat: I think your grandma is the only female in the WORLD that doesn't love Johnny Depp. I've been conducting an informal poll after discovering one of my friends with damn near the OPPOSITE taste in men from myself thought he was hot.

    I ask females of all ages, races, sexual persuasions what they think of Johnny Depp and from my friends 12 year old Puerto Rican daughter to a middle aged white lady they all say the same thing "dreamy, I love him!"
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    12/05/08

    @veronykah: Uhm...er...I'd like to have tea with drinkthefat's gram because Johnny Depp does absolutely zip for me.
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    12/06/08

    @kikichanelconspiracy: WHAT?! That's unbelievable to me.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted
    But I always say to the boys, someone is going to take your picture because you're handsome or you're smart or because you're so good at soccer.


    Or because they're always in some kind of ROCKIN costume and the rest of us are jealous 'cause we can't put on a cape and walk to the corner store.

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    12/05/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Yeah, bless her, she can't say "Or because they really want to screw your dad and you just happen to be walking next to him."


    Really, though, the boys are adorable and totally awesome.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/06/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Dude, I love when the wee one's all dressed up or dancing or generally being an extroverted kid. I also love the Beckhams to pieces.
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