Ellen Pompeo Thought The Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing

Like many of us, Ellen Pompeo was not into the Emmys. She took particular offense to the stinkbomb of an awards show because it reflected the casual whitewashing of Hollywood, and told USA Today one day after the telecast:
M.I.A. is at War with the NFL for That Super Bowl Middle Finger Moment
In February of 2012, a musical artist who once made the mistake of ending a relationship with Diplo and preventing the world from receiving the bounty that would be the world's most rhythmic children did something inappropriate during a small sports show hosted by the National Football League. The National Football…
M.I.A Gets Impatient and Drops a New Track
While we're still waiting for M.I.A.'s new album Matangi and barely getting by with the odd music video, she's dropped a short mixtape to satiate everyone's galang galang addicted minds.
Here's the MIA Documentary Teaser Everyone Is Freaking Out About
M.I.A. is familiar with controversy. Coming from a grimy immigrant community in London, she's grown into superstardom all while casually lacing her songs with lyrics like, "like PLO, I don't surrender." But even after penetrating the mainstream with a performance at the Super Bowl (even that was marred with a…
M.I.A.'s 'Bring the Noize' Video Is Extra M.I.A.-y
Here's the video for M.I.A.'s newest release "Bring the Noize" and — fans delight — it has all the trappings of a typical M.I.A. joint. There's exciting shots of fast cars, monochrome-clad, scene-stealing backup dancers, confrontational lyrics ("Bitch, my swag rich, can’t touch this/So click, click, click, please get…
Watch Miley Cyrus Hijack a Hip Hop Show and Pop Her Ass Onstage
Enthusiastic booty dancer and zero-fucks-giver Miley Cyrus just Was Miley and twerked at Juicy J's House of Blues show Saturday night after Amber Rose (in an awesome old-school Cher-esque wig) and Wiz Khalifa "pushed" her onstage.
Stop Being Nice All the Time and Start Embracing Your Inner Bitch
Do you think you should let that male coworker take the last donut? No. Absolutely not. Don't let him have it right away, anyhow. Grab that donut and rub it all over your titties — you're establishing your territory. Give it back to your male coworker, then thump your chest like a gorilla and maybe flick him off.
M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle
Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish…
Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in Shreds
So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…
The New York Times Thinks Male Magazine Founders Are Intellectuals But Their Female Peers Are Fashionistas
Congratulations to relatively new "intellectual magazines" The New Inquiry and Jacobin: the New York Times thinks you're both worthy of coverage! Well, not equally so. The 20-something female founders of The New Inquiry were deemed "literary cubs" in a November 2011 Styles section profile, while Jacobin, the…
JFK Stops Emma Watson To Ask Her Where Mommy And Daddy Are
As if the cries of "Ten points for Gryffindor!" every time she answers a question in lecture correctly aren't humiliating enough, Emma Watson, returning to Brown to resume her studies in the winter semester, was stopped and questioned by customs at the passport desk at JFK because they thought she was an unaccompanied…
Lady Gaga and M.I.A Resolve Their Already Resolved Feud
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga and M.I.A want to make peace (though neither is making sense), Canada takes back Justin Bieber, Mackenzie Phillips puts together math and aging and Ryan Seacrest is not ready to let go of his v-necks.
Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange
Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood…
M.I.A. and Anderson Cooper Ignite and Resolve Feud in an Hour and Twenty-One Minutes
If there's one thing that Twitter is good for it's that it always provides a very public forum for the always-entertaining, generally lowbrow celebrity feud. And what unexpected pair were going at it last night in our favorite online arena? None other than musician M.I.A. and buoy of the black t-shirt industry…
Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to 'Fuck Off'
Judging from the amount of pro-Chris Brown sentiment around at the moment he's going to need to punch a baby on live TV and follow it up with a statement saying how much he enjoyed it before his diehard supporters switch camps. Until then he's happy to continue antagonizing the majority who feel that he hasn't been…
